MC词帆《惊雷搞笑版》[MP3_LRC]

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[00:00.63]词帆 - 惊雷搞笑版
[00:01.76]女：
[00:04.28]惊雷我接个电话
[00:05.40]喂喂喂喂你是谁
[00:06.90]紫电我信号不好
[00:08.34]没没没没没听见
[00:09.50]乌云我脑瓜
[00:10.62]反应有点迟钝
[00:12.25]你先别说其它
[00:13.37]你要有事儿赶紧问
[00:15.04]天地沦陷气吞山河蹦
[00:16.63]沙卡拉卡要要切克闹
[00:19.17]男：
[00:19.46]你说别再笑了
[00:20.73]嘴上都起泡了
[00:22.00]社会摇你别再跳了
[00:23.43]赶紧吃点药吧
[00:24.87]你说心里疼了
[00:26.23]瞅你也快不行了
[00:27.61]挂个点滴瓶子
[00:28.69]难受快打120吧
[00:30.27]你说情快断了
[00:31.69]发型都凌乱了
[00:33.13]你妈喊你回家吃饭
[00:34.53]赶紧****吧
[00:36.08]要要切克闹
[00:37.02]女：
[00:37.33]三生三世十里桃花
[00:38.66]就像广场舞大妈
[00:40.04]左手拿瓶哇哈哈
[00:41.36]右手拿两烤地瓜
[00:42.62]一百三十二阵风
[00:43.93]大妈好像会武功
[00:45.37]身影好似孙悟空
[00:46.68]脚底踩这一阵风
[00:48.28]要要切克闹
[00:49.62]男：
[00:49.93]刀不行我拿锹
[00:51.20]山炸倒我就撩
[00:52.53]火把你房子烧
[00:53.92]海大虾可劲捞
[00:55.37]风吹我头发偏
[00:56.74]花开在太平间
[00:58.08]雪下了好几天
[00:59.50]月好似甜甜圈