DJ Crazy Chris《Are You Ready For The Real Slim Shady》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:03.01]May I have your attention please [00:06.08]May I have your attention please [00:08.86]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:12.29]I repeat [00:13.52]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:16.89]We're going to have a problem here [00:18.25]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:20.40]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like [00:22.09]Tommy just burst in the door [00:23.12]Started whoopin' her a*s worse than before [00:25.04]They first get divorced throwing her [00:26.27]Over furniture scream [00:27.39]It's the return of the [00:28.32]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't [00:30.35]Just say what I think he did did he [00:32.15]And Dr Dre said [00:33.54]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's [00:35.68]Locked in my basement haha [00:37.06]Feminist women love Eminem [00:38.42]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady [00:40.07]I'm sick of him [00:41.00]Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:43.36]Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes' so cute though [00:45.75]Yea I probably got a couple of screws [00:47.34]Up in my head loose [00:48.36]But no worse than what's going on [00:49.58]In your parent's bedrooms [00:50.40]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose [00:52.78]But can't but it's cool for Tom Green [00:54.40]To hump a dead moose [00:55.25]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:57.16]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.34]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:01.84]And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is [01:04.02]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:06.12]By the time they hit 4th grade [01:07.53]They got the discovery channel don't they [01:09.01]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:11.66]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:13.44]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:15.60]Then there's no reason that a man [01:16.85]And another man can't elope [01:17.94]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [01:20.22]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes [01:22.53]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:23.65]I'm Slim Shady [01:24.56]So won't the real Slim Shady [01:25.75]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [01:26.56]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:28.26]Please stand up [01:29.23]Please stand up [01:30.40]Please stand up [01:31.57]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [01:32.43]So won't the real Slim shady [01:33.73]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:34.80]So won't the real Slim shady [01:36.20]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:37.37]Please stand up [01:38.40]Please stand up [01:39.52]Please stand up [01:40.54]Will Smith don't gotta cuss [01:41.57]In his raps to sell records [01:42.64]You think I give a Grammy [01:43.62]Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too [01:45.40]You think I give a damm about a Grammy [01:47.08]Half of you critics can't even stomach me [01:48.74]Let alone stand me [01:49.89]But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird [01:51.94]Why so you guys can just lie to get me here [01:54.19]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [01:56.47]S**t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:58.81]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:01.20]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:03.44]Little b***h put me on blast on MTV [02:05.66]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe [02:08.07]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [02:09.11]So won't the real Slim Shady [02:10.31]So won't the real Slim shady [02:11.44]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:12.51]So won't the real Slim shady [02:13.79]Please stand up [02:14.96]Please stand up [02:16.09]Please stand up [02:17.26]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [02:18.17]So won't the real Slim Shady [02:19.31]So won't the real Slim shady [02:20.47]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:21.95]So won't the real Slim Shady [02:22.96]Please stand up [02:24.02]Please stand up [02:25.13]Please stand up