"Weird Al" Yankovic《Amish Paradise》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:11.79]As I walk through the valley where I harvest mi grainde [00:14.61]I take a look at my wifes and realize she's very plain [00:17.97]But that's just perfect for an ho like me [00:20.56]You know I shun fancy things like electricity [00:23.66]At four 30 in the morning I'm milk and cows [00:26.95]Jaba dia feeds the chickens and jaco plouses [00:29.84]And I've been milking and plowing so long that [00:32.88]Even I seeki think that my mind is gone [00:35.52]I'm a man of the land I'm into discipline [00:38.48]Got a bible in my hand and beer on my chin [00:41.30]But if I finish all of my chores and you finished [00:44.41]Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999 [00:47.93]We spend spend and most our lives [00:50.48]Living in an armish paradise [00:53.91]A chu butter once or twice [00:56.38]Living in an armish paradise [00:59.85]It's hard work and sacrifice [01:02.33]Living in an arm paradise [01:05.77]We sell quis at this prize [01:08.23]Living in an arm paradise [01:11.32]A local boy kicked me in the butt last week [01:13.93]I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek [01:17.30]I really don't care in fact I wish him well [01:19.86]'cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell [01:22.82]But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved this [01:26.12]An homish with a tube [01:27.48]You know that's unheard of [01:29.15]I never wear buttons [01:30.42]But I got a cool hat and [01:33.18]I really look good in black fool [01:35.24]If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears [01:37.72]We haven't even pay the phone bill in 300 years [01:40.78]But we ain't really quain [01:42.26]So please don't point and stare [01:43.95]We're just technologically impaired [01:46.32]There's no phone no lights no motorcar [01:49.67]Luxury [01:52.63]Like robinson carrual [01:54.21]It's as primitive as can be [01:59.17]We've been spending most our lives [02:01.68]Living in an armish paradise [02:05.11]We're just played in simple guyss [02:07.58]Living in an armmish paradise [02:10.84]Paradise there's no time for sin advice [02:13.53]Living in an armish paradise [02:17.01]We don't fight we all play nice [02:19.43]Living in an armish paradise [02:23.11]Up the boogie tri and lots of butter [02:25.57]Raise the barn on monday soon I'll raise another [02:28.60]Think you're really righteous think you pure and heart [02:31.24]Well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art [02:34.55]I'm the p guy the little armbles wanna be like on my knees day and night [02:38.70]Scor points for the afterlife [02:40.67]So don't be vain and don't be whiy [02:42.96]Or else my brother I might have to get me evil on your henny [02:46.63]We better spend the most our lives [02:49.16]Living in an omvish paradise [02:52.57]We're all crazy men nights [02:55.09]Living in an irish paradise [02:58.50]There's no cops and traffic lights [03:00.99]Living in an hovish paradise [03:04.44]But you'd probably think it bites [03:06.94]Living in an holish paradise [03:10.20]Oh yeah