[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com [00:04.29]Once upon a time, there was a frog named Andy. Andy lived at the Patten Park Pond and had never hopped anywhere else his entire frog life. [01:24.42]He had 3 best friends. [01:25.89]Millie- who never left her lily pad, Billie- who was always hopping mad, and Roger- who was arrested for possession of tadpole porn. [01:34.77]So one day, Andy saw something hop across the grass on the other side of the pond! [01:39.87]"Millie, Billie, Roger, look!" said Andy. [01:42.36]Across the pond stood the most beautiful frog that Andy had ever seen. [01:46.62]"She's gorgeous!" said Millie. [01:48.45]"She's beautiful!" said Billie. [01:50.85]"BIT OLD FOR MY TASTE." said Roger. [01:52.56](Classic Roger.) [01:57.02]And then she was gone. [01:57.98]"I need to go find her," said Andy, "I need to follow my little frog heart." [02:01.16]So Andy followed the beautiful frogs footsteps into the forest. [02:04.37]He then came across a turtle. [02:06.26]"You can't pass!" said the turtle. [02:08.72]"Please?" said Andy. [02:10.34]"NO." said the turtle. [02:11.63](and uh, this is the first long, convoluted simile.) [02:14.33]Then, there was a rustling in the bushes, and like a man who had been shot in the chest with a rifle, the turtle was shot in the chest with a rifle. [02:28.01]Andy kept moving, but at this point, like the doctor of a Kenyan track team, his patience ran thin. [02:34.92]Andy kept moving. [02:47.72]Andy said, "NO! No, please let go of me, I can feel myself dying, you're ripping up my insides, I'm never gonna find her am I, there's no god is there, f**k, f**k!" [02:56.39]The End. [03:02.53](If you're curious the moral of that story is irrelevant because we're humans, and it was about a. why would it apply to us?)
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[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com[00:04.29]Once upon a time, there was a frog named Andy. Andy lived at the Patten Park Pond and had never hopped anywhere else his entire frog life.
[01:24.42]He had 3 best friends.
[01:25.89]Millie- who never left her lily pad, Billie- who was always hopping mad, and Roger- who was arrested for possession of tadpole porn.
[01:34.77]So one day, Andy saw something hop across the grass on the other side of the pond!
[01:39.87]"Millie, Billie, Roger, look!" said Andy.
[01:42.36]Across the pond stood the most beautiful frog that Andy had ever seen.
[01:46.62]"She's gorgeous!" said Millie.
[01:48.45]"She's beautiful!" said Billie.
[01:50.85]"BIT OLD FOR MY TASTE." said Roger.
[01:52.56](Classic Roger.)
[01:57.02]And then she was gone.
[01:57.98]"I need to go find her," said Andy, "I need to follow my little frog heart."
[02:01.16]So Andy followed the beautiful frogs footsteps into the forest.
[02:04.37]He then came across a turtle.
[02:06.26]"You can't pass!" said the turtle.
[02:08.72]"Please?" said Andy.
[02:10.34]"NO." said the turtle.
[02:11.63](and uh, this is the first long, convoluted simile.)
[02:14.33]Then, there was a rustling in the bushes, and like a man who had been shot in the chest with a rifle, the turtle was shot in the chest with a rifle.
[02:28.01]Andy kept moving, but at this point, like the doctor of a Kenyan track team, his patience ran thin.
[02:34.92]Andy kept moving.
[02:47.72]Andy said, "NO! No, please let go of me, I can feel myself dying, you're ripping up my insides, I'm never gonna find her am I, there's no god is there, f**k, f**k!"
[02:56.39]The End.
[03:02.53](If you're curious the moral of that story is irrelevant because we're humans, and it was about a. why would it apply to us?)
