Phil Harris & His Orchestra《Darktown Poker Club》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:07.49]Bill Jackson was a poor old dub [00:09.51]Who joined the dark town poker club [00:11.26]But cursed the day he [00:12.26]Told them he would join [00:14.83]His money used to go like it had wings [00:16.56]If he yelled queens someone had kings [00:18.38]And each night he would [00:19.42]Contribute all his coin [00:22.14]Then he said I'm gonna play em tight tonight [00:23.85]He said there'll be no bobtail [00:24.93]Flushes make me bite [00:25.67]Cause when I gets in them [00:26.68]My hands will be a peach [00:29.37]And he played them tight but lost his pile [00:30.82]And bill got peevish after a while [00:32.69]So he rose looked all [00:33.70]Around and made this speech [00:36.69]He said you all see this brand new razor [00:38.24]I had it sharpened just today [00:39.92]Now I'm coming in there with my rules [00:41.64]That you must follow when you play [00:43.79]Now keep your big bony hands on the table [00:45.37]While you dealing please [00:47.14]And don't be slipping them aces down there [00:48.60]Er in between your knees [00:50.74]And don't be making all them funny signs [00:52.16]Like you trying to tip off your hand [00:53.71]Just talk in American boy American [00:55.72]So I can understand [00:57.29]And don't be dealing off the bottom [00:58.76]Because ooh that's rough [01:01.05]Take five five then stop that's enough [01:04.52]Now when you bet put up the chips [01:05.96]Because I don't like it when you shy [01:07.84]Then if you get busted [01:08.69]Go on out and get some [01:09.81]I'm gonna be here by and by [01:11.55]Pass them cards for me to shuffle [01:13.08]Every time before you deals [01:15.03]Then if anythings wrong I must see [01:18.92]Cause I mean you always ain't no er [01:20.44]Keep playing that game [01:21.50]According to Mr Hoyle [01:22.72]You all play this game according to me [01:33.25]Now sitting right there in that there clan [01:35.10]There chance to be a one eyed man [01:36.85]And bill kept watching him [01:37.74]Out the corner of his eye [01:40.50]When ole one eye would deal and then [01:42.09]Would cost that bill another five or ten [01:44.11]Bill got up again looked all [01:45.24]Around him with a sigh [01:47.72]He said lord this is an awful shame [01:49.25]He said there someone [01:50.03]Cheating in this 'ere game [01:50.96]He said it goes er [01:51.90]It ain't no do for me to name the guy [01:54.76]So I'll refrain from [01:55.50]Mentioning the party's name [01:56.26]If I catch him Cheating just once again [01:58.06]I'm gonna take my fist [01:59.23]And close that other eye [02:01.98]Now you see this brand new razor [02:03.21]I had it sharpened just today [02:05.25]I'm coming in there with my own rules [02:06.74]That you must follow when you play [02:08.74]Hey kid keep your hands up there [02:11.01]While you're giving them out please [02:12.90]Stop nutting them wildies [02:14.24]Down there 'tween your knees [02:16.12]Stop making all them funny signs [02:17.29]Like you're trying to tip off your hand [02:18.91]Keep talking in American big aaa [02:21.41]That's what I can understand [02:22.98]And don't be getting' [02:23.76]Them off the bottom [02:24.52]Because I keep trying [02:25.24]To tell you it's rough [02:26.45]This an army game five [02:27.82]Five halt that's enough [02:29.96]Now when you bet let me [02:30.93]See the reds and blues [02:31.74]'Cause I don't like it when you shy [02:33.40]Then if you run out of [02:34.41]Gas go get pumped up [02:35.23]I'm gonna be here by and by [02:37.17]Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle [02:39.02]Every time before you deal let me ripple [02:41.21]Anything wrong I wanna see [02:44.45]I mean you always ain't gonna [02:45.52]Keep playing the game now [02:46.56]According to that Mr Hoyle [02:48.01]You all gonna play this game [02:49.07]According to me [02:50.66]Henry if you break the seal [02:52.51]On that new deck of bicycles [02:53.59]We'll go on from there yeah [02:56.44]Yeah yeah yeah