stanley holloway《The Lion and Albert》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:12.47]There's a famous seaside place called blackpool [00:15.85]That's noted for fresh air and fun [00:18.54]And Mr  and Mrs  ramsbottom [00:21.08]Went there with young alberttheir son [00:24.16]A grand little lad was their albert [00:27.01]All dressed in his best quite a swell [00:30.30]With a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle [00:33.22]The finest that woolworth's could sell [00:36.45]They didn't think much to the ocean [00:39.84]The waves they was fiddling and small [00:43.59]There was no wrecks nobody drownded [00:47.31]Fact nothing to laugh at at all [00:50.51]So seeking for further amusement [00:53.32]They paid and went into the zoo [00:56.47]Where they'd lions and tigers and camels [01:00.03]And old ale and sandwiches too [01:03.81]There were one great big lion called wallace [01:07.70]His nose were all covered with scars [01:11.37]He lay in a som no lent posture [01:14.63]With the side of his face to the bars [01:18.60]Now albert had heard about lions [01:21.71]How they were ferocious and wild [01:25.08]And to see wallace lying so peaceful [01:28.58]Well it didn't seem right to the child [01:31.91]So straight way the brave little feller [01:35.45]Not showing a morsel of fear [01:38.50]Took is stick with the orse's ead andle [01:42.02]And pushed it in wallace's ear [01:45.76]You could see that the lion didn't like it [01:49.34]For giving a kind of a roll [01:53.14]He pulled albert inside the cage with 'im [01:56.47]And swallowed the little lad whole [02:00.20]Then pa who had seen the occurrence [02:03.53]And didn't know what to do next [02:06.92]Said mother yon lions et albert [02:12.35]And mother said eeh I am vexed [02:17.22]So Mr  and Mrs  ramsbottom [02:19.92]Quite rightly when all's said and done [02:22.92]Complained to the animal keeper [02:25.87]That the lion had eaten their son [02:29.69]The keeper was quite nice about it [02:32.84]He said what a nasty mishap [02:36.67]Are you sure that it's your boy he's eaten [02:40.11]Pa said am I sure there's his cap [02:45.33]So the manager had to be sent for [02:48.11]He came and he said what's to do [02:51.16]Pa said yon lion's eaten our albert [02:54.46]And I'm in his sunday clothes too [02:58.29]Then mother said right's right young feller [03:01.94]I think it's a shame and a sin [03:04.69]For a lion to go and eat albert [03:07.59]The manager wanted no trouble [03:10.43]He took out his purse right away [03:13.62]And said how much to settle the matter [03:16.63]And pa said what do you usually pay [03:20.30]But mother had turned a bit awkward [03:22.97]When she thought where her albert had gone [03:25.91]She said no someone's got to be summonsed [03:29.87]So that were decided upon [03:33.36]Round they went to the police station [03:36.06]In front of a magistrate chap [03:38.80]They told I'm what happened to albert [03:41.20]And proved it by showing his cap [03:45.03]The magistrate gave his opinion [03:48.34]That no one was really to blame [03:51.91]He said that he hoped the ramsbottoms [03:54.65]Would have further sons to their name [03:59.26]At that mother got proper blazing [04:02.61]And thank you sir kindly said she [04:05.78]What waste all our lives raising children [04:09.03]To feed ruddy lions not me