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There's a famous seaside place called blackpool
That's noted for fresh air and fun
And Mr and Mrs ramsbottom
Went there with young alberttheir son
A grand little lad was their albert
All dressed in his best quite a swell
With a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle
The finest that woolworth's could sell
They didn't think much to the ocean
The waves they was fiddling and small
There was no wrecks nobody drownded
Fact nothing to laugh at at all
So seeking for further amusement
They paid and went into the zoo
Where they'd lions and tigers and camels
And old ale and sandwiches too
There were one great big lion called wallace
His nose were all covered with scars
He lay in a som no lent posture
With the side of his face to the bars
Now albert had heard about lions
How they were ferocious and wild
And to see wallace lying so peaceful
Well it didn't seem right to the child
So straight way the brave little feller
Not showing a morsel of fear
Took is stick with the orse's ead andle
And pushed it in wallace's ear
You could see that the lion didn't like it
For giving a kind of a roll
He pulled albert inside the cage with 'im
And swallowed the little lad whole
Then pa who had seen the occurrence
And didn't know what to do next
Said mother yon lions et albert
And mother said eeh I am vexed
So Mr and Mrs ramsbottom
Quite rightly when all's said and done
Complained to the animal keeper
That the lion had eaten their son
The keeper was quite nice about it
He said what a nasty mishap
Are you sure that it's your boy he's eaten
Pa said am I sure there's his cap
So the manager had to be sent for
He came and he said what's to do
Pa said yon lion's eaten our albert
And I'm in his sunday clothes too
Then mother said right's right young feller
I think it's a shame and a sin
For a lion to go and eat albert
The manager wanted no trouble
He took out his purse right away
And said how much to settle the matter
And pa said what do you usually pay
But mother had turned a bit awkward
When she thought where her albert had gone
She said no someone's got to be summonsed
So that were decided upon
Round they went to the police station
In front of a magistrate chap
They told I'm what happened to albert
And proved it by showing his cap
The magistrate gave his opinion
That no one was really to blame
He said that he hoped the ramsbottoms
Would have further sons to their name
At that mother got proper blazing
And thank you sir kindly said she
What waste all our lives raising children
To feed ruddy lions not me
- 1 stanley holloway
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[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com[00:12.47]There's a famous seaside place called blackpool
[00:15.85]That's noted for fresh air and fun
[00:18.54]And Mr and Mrs ramsbottom
[00:21.08]Went there with young alberttheir son
[00:24.16]A grand little lad was their albert
[00:27.01]All dressed in his best quite a swell
[00:30.30]With a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle
[00:33.22]The finest that woolworth's could sell
[00:36.45]They didn't think much to the ocean
[00:39.84]The waves they was fiddling and small
[00:43.59]There was no wrecks nobody drownded
[00:47.31]Fact nothing to laugh at at all
[00:50.51]So seeking for further amusement
[00:53.32]They paid and went into the zoo
[00:56.47]Where they'd lions and tigers and camels
[01:00.03]And old ale and sandwiches too
[01:03.81]There were one great big lion called wallace
[01:07.70]His nose were all covered with scars
[01:11.37]He lay in a som no lent posture
[01:14.63]With the side of his face to the bars
[01:18.60]Now albert had heard about lions
[01:21.71]How they were ferocious and wild
[01:25.08]And to see wallace lying so peaceful
[01:28.58]Well it didn't seem right to the child
[01:31.91]So straight way the brave little feller
[01:35.45]Not showing a morsel of fear
[01:38.50]Took is stick with the orse's ead andle
[01:42.02]And pushed it in wallace's ear
[01:45.76]You could see that the lion didn't like it
[01:49.34]For giving a kind of a roll
[01:53.14]He pulled albert inside the cage with 'im
[01:56.47]And swallowed the little lad whole
[02:00.20]Then pa who had seen the occurrence
[02:03.53]And didn't know what to do next
[02:06.92]Said mother yon lions et albert
[02:12.35]And mother said eeh I am vexed
[02:17.22]So Mr and Mrs ramsbottom
[02:19.92]Quite rightly when all's said and done
[02:22.92]Complained to the animal keeper
[02:25.87]That the lion had eaten their son
[02:29.69]The keeper was quite nice about it
[02:32.84]He said what a nasty mishap
[02:36.67]Are you sure that it's your boy he's eaten
[02:40.11]Pa said am I sure there's his cap
[02:45.33]So the manager had to be sent for
[02:48.11]He came and he said what's to do
[02:51.16]Pa said yon lion's eaten our albert
[02:54.46]And I'm in his sunday clothes too
[02:58.29]Then mother said right's right young feller
[03:01.94]I think it's a shame and a sin
[03:04.69]For a lion to go and eat albert
[03:07.59]The manager wanted no trouble
[03:10.43]He took out his purse right away
[03:13.62]And said how much to settle the matter
[03:16.63]And pa said what do you usually pay
[03:20.30]But mother had turned a bit awkward
[03:22.97]When she thought where her albert had gone
[03:25.91]She said no someone's got to be summonsed
[03:29.87]So that were decided upon
[03:33.36]Round they went to the police station
[03:36.06]In front of a magistrate chap
[03:38.80]They told I'm what happened to albert
[03:41.20]And proved it by showing his cap
[03:45.03]The magistrate gave his opinion
[03:48.34]That no one was really to blame
[03:51.91]He said that he hoped the ramsbottoms
[03:54.65]Would have further sons to their name
[03:59.26]At that mother got proper blazing
[04:02.61]And thank you sir kindly said she
[04:05.78]What waste all our lives raising children
[04:09.03]To feed ruddy lions not me
