[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com [00:00.81]We got a little serious there. [00:01.56]I think "fisting" should be called "upper-cunting", [00:03.66]And we're back. [00:05.01]Do you guys like impressions? [00:16.61](Yeah.) [00:18.06]"Why?" That was Socrates. [00:35.07]Older traditional stand-up comics sometimes have problems with me [00:40.02]Because they think I use music and other stuff [00:42.63]And they think I'm a gimmick, I'm a hack, you know, I'm a gimmick comic [00:45.90]And they're such comedy purists, they don't think my comedy can stand on it's own. [00:48.93]But the truth is, I'm a comedy purist, too. [00:52.20]So I can do comedy without gimmicks. [00:56.24]I'll show you that right now. [00:59.45]What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? [01:03.46]Names! [01:14.32]For those listening on the CD, I just gave birth to a dove. [01:28.07]I love traditional stand-up comedy, don't get me wrong. [01:29.99]I love it. I'm a huge fan of traditional stand-up comics. [01:32.66]A lot of them are my heroes. [01:34.10]And I want to be a traditional stand-up comic [01:37.43]And I've been working on some traditional stand-up material and [01:40.64]It's in its infancy so, please, bare with me, go easy [01:43.82]But this is a bit of my traditional stand-up. [01:49.49]My wife, right. [01:54.90]We never have sex. Like, ever. Which is really funny. [01:57.99]Something else, I never know what she's saying. [01:59.58]She'll say something and I'll be like, "pft." [02:04.00]You know, she's constantly emasculating me [02:05.68]And I'm making her resent herself for getting older, [02:07.48]So we're looking into a divorce. [02:10.57]And, you know, something else that's really funny: [02:11.47]She can't drive. The only thing she can drive is [02:13.24]"Drive me crazy," and when she back talks, I hit her.
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[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com[00:00.81]We got a little serious there.
[00:01.56]I think "fisting" should be called "upper-cunting",
[00:03.66]And we're back.
[00:05.01]Do you guys like impressions?
[00:16.61](Yeah.)
[00:18.06]"Why?" That was Socrates.
[00:35.07]Older traditional stand-up comics sometimes have problems with me
[00:40.02]Because they think I use music and other stuff
[00:42.63]And they think I'm a gimmick, I'm a hack, you know, I'm a gimmick comic
[00:45.90]And they're such comedy purists, they don't think my comedy can stand on it's own.
[00:48.93]But the truth is, I'm a comedy purist, too.
[00:52.20]So I can do comedy without gimmicks.
[00:56.24]I'll show you that right now.
[00:59.45]What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch?
[01:03.46]Names!
[01:14.32]For those listening on the CD, I just gave birth to a dove.
[01:28.07]I love traditional stand-up comedy, don't get me wrong.
[01:29.99]I love it. I'm a huge fan of traditional stand-up comics.
[01:32.66]A lot of them are my heroes.
[01:34.10]And I want to be a traditional stand-up comic
[01:37.43]And I've been working on some traditional stand-up material and
[01:40.64]It's in its infancy so, please, bare with me, go easy
[01:43.82]But this is a bit of my traditional stand-up.
[01:49.49]My wife, right.
[01:54.90]We never have sex. Like, ever. Which is really funny.
[01:57.99]Something else, I never know what she's saying.
[01:59.58]She'll say something and I'll be like, "pft."
[02:04.00]You know, she's constantly emasculating me
[02:05.68]And I'm making her resent herself for getting older,
[02:07.48]So we're looking into a divorce.
[02:10.57]And, you know, something else that's really funny:
[02:11.47]She can't drive. The only thing she can drive is
[02:13.24]"Drive me crazy," and when she back talks, I hit her.
