The Vocal Masters《99 Problems》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:00.91]99 Problems) (In the Style of Jay-Z Karaoke Version Teaching Vocal) - ProTracks Karaoke [00:13.47]If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:16.09]I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:18.89]I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol [00:21.57]Foes that want ta make sure my casket's closed [00:23.96]Rap critics that say he's money cash hoes [00:26.47]I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those [00:29.28]If you grew up with holes in your zapatos [00:31.81]You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough [00:34.09]I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole [00:36.96]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward [00:39.57]Got beef with radio if I don't play they show [00:41.93]They don't play my hits well I don't give a sh*t so [00:45.12]Rap mags try and use my black a** [00:47.48]So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers [00:50.74]I don't know what you take me as [00:52.65]Or understand the intelligence that jay-z has [00:54.76]I'm from rags to riches niggas I ain't dumb [00:57.37]I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [01:02.92]Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one [01:05.48]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [01:07.79]I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [01:10.78]Year's '94 and my trunk is raw [01:12.94]In my rear view mirror is the motherf**king law [01:15.72]I got two choices y'all pull over the car or hmm [01:18.44]Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor [01:20.82]Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake [01:23.51]Plus I got a few dollars I could fight the case [01:25.73]So I pull over to the side of the road [01:28.28]I heard son do you know why I'm stopping you for [01:31.06]Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low [01:33.50]Or do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know [01:36.40]Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo [01:38.75]Well you was doing fifty-five in the fifty-four uh huh [01:41.85]License and registration and step out of the car [01:43.99]Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are [01:47.02]I ain't stepping out of sh*t all my papers legit [01:48.90]Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit [01:51.67]Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back [01:54.07]And I know my rights so you going need a warrant for that [01:56.93]Aren't you sharp as a tack you some type of lawyer or something [02:00.44]Somebody important or something [02:01.83]Child I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit [02:04.53]Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t [02:07.05]Well we'll see how smart you are when the k-9 come [02:09.43]I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [02:14.89]Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:17.33]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [02:19.82]I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [02:25.32]Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:27.84]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [02:30.28]I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [02:33.13]Now once upon a time not too long ago [02:35.33]A ni**a like myself had to strong arm [02:38.02]This is not a ho in the sense of having a p**sy [02:40.49]But a p**sy having no goddamn sense try and push me [02:43.77]I tried to ignore 'em talk to the lord [02:45.80]Pray for 'em cause some fools just love to perform [02:48.68]You know the type loud as a motorbike [02:50.35]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight [02:53.13]The only thing that's going happen is I'ma get to clapping and [02:56.26]He and his boys goin' be yapping to the captain [02:58.20]And there I go trapped in the kit kat again [03:01.19]Back through the system with the riff raff again [03:03.72]Fiends on the floor scratching again [03:06.19]Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them [03:08.47]Da tried to give a ni**a shaft again [03:11.43]Half a mil for bail cause I'm african [03:13.97]All because this fool was harassing them [03:16.43]Trying to play the boy like he's saccharine [03:19.06]But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun [03:21.79]I got ninety nine problems being a b**ch ain't one hit me [03:26.95]Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one [03:29.28]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:31.79]I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [03:37.23]Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one [03:39.45]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:41.85]I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [03:50.53]Having girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:52.77]I got ninety nine problems and a b**ch ain't one [03:56.29]You're crazy for this one rick it's your boy