[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com [00:07.72]For years we had an aspidistra in a flower pot [00:13.69]On the whatnot near the 'atstand in the 'all [00:19.24]It didn't seem to grow until one day our brother Joe [00:23.96]Had a notion that he'd make it strong and tall [00:29.69]So he's crossed it with an acorn from an oak tree [00:36.01]And he's planted it against the garden wall [00:41.75]It shot up like a rocket [00:44.96]'Til it's nearly reached the sky [00:47.59]It's the biggest aspidistra in the world [00:53.67]We couldn't see the top of it it got so blooming high [00:58.43]It's the biggest aspidistra in the world [01:04.35]When father's had a snoot full at his pub 'The Bunch of Grapes' [01:10.03]He doesn't go all fighting mad and getting into scrapes [01:14.75]No you'll find him in his bear-skin playing Tarzan of the apes [01:20.47]Off the biggest aspidistra in the world [01:27.46]We have to get it watered by the local fire brigade [01:31.83]So they put the water rates up half a crown [01:36.31]The roots stuff up the drains grow along the country lanes [01:41.33]And they came up half a mile outside the town [01:45.57]Once we hired an auditorium for a hot house [01:50.99]But a jealous rival went and burnt it down [01:57.42]The tom cats and their sweethearts love to spend their evenings out [02:02.75]Up the biggest aspidistra in the world [02:08.44]They all begin meowing when the buds begin to sprout [02:13.21]From the biggest aspidistra in the world [02:18.87]The dogs all come around for miles a lovely sight to see [02:24.04]They sniff around for hours and hours and wag their tails with glee [02:29.25]So I've had to put a notice up to say it's not a tree [02:34.84]It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
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[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com[00:07.72]For years we had an aspidistra in a flower pot
[00:13.69]On the whatnot near the 'atstand in the 'all
[00:19.24]It didn't seem to grow until one day our brother Joe
[00:23.96]Had a notion that he'd make it strong and tall
[00:29.69]So he's crossed it with an acorn from an oak tree
[00:36.01]And he's planted it against the garden wall
[00:41.75]It shot up like a rocket
[00:44.96]'Til it's nearly reached the sky
[00:47.59]It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
[00:53.67]We couldn't see the top of it it got so blooming high
[00:58.43]It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
[01:04.35]When father's had a snoot full at his pub 'The Bunch of Grapes'
[01:10.03]He doesn't go all fighting mad and getting into scrapes
[01:14.75]No you'll find him in his bear-skin playing Tarzan of the apes
[01:20.47]Off the biggest aspidistra in the world
[01:27.46]We have to get it watered by the local fire brigade
[01:31.83]So they put the water rates up half a crown
[01:36.31]The roots stuff up the drains grow along the country lanes
[01:41.33]And they came up half a mile outside the town
[01:45.57]Once we hired an auditorium for a hot house
[01:50.99]But a jealous rival went and burnt it down
[01:57.42]The tom cats and their sweethearts love to spend their evenings out
[02:02.75]Up the biggest aspidistra in the world
[02:08.44]They all begin meowing when the buds begin to sprout
[02:13.21]From the biggest aspidistra in the world
[02:18.87]The dogs all come around for miles a lovely sight to see
[02:24.04]They sniff around for hours and hours and wag their tails with glee
[02:29.25]So I've had to put a notice up to say it's not a tree
[02:34.84]It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
