Del The Funky Homosapien《If You Must》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:25.14]It's important to practice good hygiene [00:27.23]At least if you wanna run with my team [00:29.64]I'm bout to get into some sh*t that I've seen [00:32.16]This fool's breath  I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream [00:34.73]They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things [00:36.68]Sittin too close to him it burned() like my eyes sting [00:39.51]I try to be subtle  hand him a stick of gum [00:42.67]I was a victim of breath on him [00:45.03]Running his yap about what sets he from [00:47.62]Gotta get some gum gotta get him some [00:49.97]He turned it down  his teeth was brown [00:52.38]Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation [00:55.19]I had to ask the d**e to pass the soap [00:57.01]'Cause his toe had the sniff of crustaceans [00:59.46]Or bathrooms in a bus station [01:01.09]He had a can of Olde E and some raisins [01:04.73]Amazing    head to toe B O [01:06.80]He didn't know  used to the fragrance [01:08.57]Just as the days went without bathing [01:11.53]He felt manly and not like a maiden [01:13.63]He had one dread  and fungus [01:16.40]Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers [01:19.24]Girls  not the guy you would want to tongue ya [01:21.35]So guys take your cue from this number [01:23.68]You gotta wash your a**  if you must [01:25.44]You gotta wash your hair  if you must [01:27.60]You gotta brush your teeth  if you must [01:30.36]Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy [01:33.94]You gotta wash your a**  if you must [01:35.94]You gotta wash your hair  if you must [01:38.19]You gotta brush your teeth  if you must [01:40.80]Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy [01:53.22]Now at class you need total concentration [01:56.55]But there's kids in the back holdin conversations [01:59.28]Crackin on each other  and neither were poster boys [02:02.04]Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids [02:04.44]Coast and Joy  they leave their absence [02:05.78]One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks [02:09.10]Brimstone  girls would never bring him home [02:11.04]I was laughin  then his friend raised his tone [02:13.38]And said  "Bud you rolled all over yourself" "yeaaa" [02:16.74]I know some people your a** should be submerged [02:18.64]Like you need to deal with water 'cause you smell like a turd [02:21.05]Wanna cap get some courage  your feet smell lurid [02:23.91]Well look it up [02:24.73]And while you're at it  get a cup [02:26.35]And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle [02:28.76]You get our vote for most stinkiest [02:30.59]That ni**a started thinkin of sh*t  said I was frail [02:33.89]I said he was stale [02:35.15]Underarms is ripe [02:36.65]Undergarments tight  about to leap out your holy sweats [02:39.33]And we holdin bets  and after this I'm gonna collect [02:41.23]Ni**a check  yourself [02:42.96]Respect yourself [02:44.15]And wash your mothaf**kin body 'fore your sweatshirt melt [02:46.70]Like radioactive  no lady find you attractive [02:48.45]The funk got you captive [02:50.51]You don't need a map b**ch [02:58.18]You gotta wash your a**  if you must [03:02.37]You gotta wash your hair  if you must [03:05.24]You gotta brush your teeth  if you must [03:07.51]Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy [03:10.17]You gotta wash your a**  if you must [03:12.80]You gotta wash your hair  if you must [03:15.17]You gotta brush your teeth  if you must [03:17.72]Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy