Bo Burnham《Out Of The Abyss》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:02.17]How old are you, buddy? [00:05.55]Is that your mother beside you? [00:07.59]This is getting awkward, isn't it! [00:11.97]Well your mother's very cool, your mother's very cool for bringing you, remember that, remember when you get older she was cool and she brought you to a comedy show. [00:22.39]Uh, I have trouble getting along with my father. [00:25.75]He's such a man's man, ya know. [00:27.28]He lived his life by all these rules that I can't possibly live by. [00:30.10]He believes you should always fight fire with fire, which is a horrible way to live your life, 'cause he was a firefighter, so um. [00:38.53]So he was fired WOOPS that was stupid. [00:40.84]Let's get a little stupider though. [00:42.78]There's a creepy old man fishing in the park and the only problem is [00:46.23]He tied a candy bar to the end of his line he's tryna catch a kid. [01:04.72]For those listening on the CD, I mimed like I was catching the 14 year old I was just talking to. [01:11.56]Mom isn't happy, just guessing, not even looking. [01:19.63]Alright. [01:21.15]Haha! [01:22.01]Oh... [01:23.89]Um, you know, people complain about the way I act on stage, they think I repeat jokes, and they think, they don't get that the way I act on stage is just that, it's an act. [01:34.83]You know, they think on stage I act too arrogant, too self obsessed, solipsistic, self contained, synonyms. [01:40.47]And they want me to be... [01:41.76]They want me to be more a comic of the people, relate to the beautiful people in this room with the over-arching glue of comedy. [01:47.46]So let's do a little bit of relatable comedy for you guys! [01:49.59]I'm like you guys, you know. [01:50.43]Once a week I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense oneness and self-worth. [01:54.90]HAHA! [01:55.11]And what I like to do, in order to assure myself that I am unique, and I'm not just one of many small, white, indistinguishable perfectly cylindric checker pieces in Jesus and Satan's backgammon game... [02:05.73]Is I, I will, guys I will try to say a group of words in a certain order that I think no one has said them before. [02:12.54]So that when I'm saying it, it's like, [02:14.37]Look at me, participating in this new moment that no one has ever participated in," and I feel like I'm receding out of the abyss, so I'll say something random that no one's ever said, like uh, like [02:22.23]Peanut Butter Tribadism!" Or uh, or [02:24.24]I'm your father and I loved your comedy show!" [02:32.11]Or, " [02:32.38]At first I wasn't comfortable leaving him alone with my child, but then I saw his moustache. [02:36.67]Phew!" [02:37.42]Or uh, or uh, " [02:41.18]Did you see this Amish website?" [02:42.95]Or um, or, " [02:49.46]Or um, or, " [02:59.37]Hey can you hold my fanny pack? [03:00.75]I'm gonna go f**k a woman!" [03:08.73]Cause ya don't hear 'em. [03:12.43](Woo!) [03:15.38]Uh, I'm giving you attention, girl that's wooing. [03:17.78]Are you, are you happy now? [03:18.89](I love you!) [03:19.79]You love me? [03:20.42]That's very nice. [03:20.99]You love the idea of me, you don't know me, but that's okay. [03:23.93]It's called a parasocial relationship; it goes one way and is ultimately destructive, but please! [03:28.07]Keep buying all my sh*t forever! [03:32.03]It's how it works. [03:34.10]Capitalism, I'm trapped! [03:36.35]It's terrible, I'm a horrible person.