george formby《I Played On My Spanish Guitar》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:18.19]I'm Bull Tonsilliter [00:19.70]The finest bullfighter that ever came out of Madrid [00:24.88]With bulls I can juggle [00:26.48]Though madly they struggle [00:28.11]They can't get away from this kid [00:31.51]There's nobody else could be keener [00:34.61]It's a treat to watch me fight the bull [00:38.12]I chase them all round the arena [00:41.38]And make nasty scars on their skull [00:44.55]Then I play on my Spanish guitar [00:48.10]Tralla la la la la la la la [00:51.46]It must be a good 'un it isn't a dud 'un [00:54.65]I bought it at Woolworth's bazaar ha ha [01:01.58]The president's wife is the curse of his life [01:04.79]She loves drinking wine till she's full [01:08.04]One night she got canned and fell out o' grandstand [01:11.19]Right onto a nasty big bull [01:14.83]Then over it's head the bull tossed her [01:18.15]I laughted and began to recite [01:21.42]There was a young lady from Gloucester [01:24.64]And the bullocks all roared with delight [01:28.02]Then I played on my Spanish guitar [01:31.27]Now I'm sure that old dame's got a scar [01:34.81]The bull caught her bending [01:36.41]It's really heart rending [01:37.97]She's got to stand up in the car ha ha [01:44.88]I've had lots of fights and I've had a few frights [01:48.08]There was once when the bull got me down [01:51.54]He jumped on my corns and stuck both of his horns [01:54.62]In my shanty in old shanty town [01:58.34]His eyes they were staring and glassy [02:01.38]I could feel his hot breath in my ear [02:04.68]So I stabbed him three times in the chassis [02:08.21]And wished him a happy new year [02:11.40]Then I played on my Spanish guitar [02:14.71]While the people all shouted hurrah [02:18.28]That bull got a shock so he turned into Oxo [02:21.52]You'll find him on sale in the bar ha ha [02:28.29]I've left old Madrid [02:29.69]It's a good job I did [02:31.36]I'd get shot if I went there again [02:35.03]They gave me the sack but I got my own back [02:38.11]They'll be sorry they chased me from Spain [02:41.48]I'll bet that old town is excited [02:44.93]In the bull ring there'll be lots of rows [02:48.32]But the animals they'll be delighted [02:51.52]'Cause I've mixed all the bulls with the cows [02:54.89]So I play on my Spanish guitar [02:58.30]If I practise I'll soon be a star [03:01.58]But don't tell a soul [03:03.12]'Cause I'm going on the dole [03:04.93]Till I've mastered this lousy guitar ha ha