Bing Crosby《The Waiter and the Porter and the Upstairs Maid》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:06.87]As your genial host may I offer a toast [00:11.13]To the wine buying guest on my right [00:14.04](Hooray for the wine buyer) [00:16.06]Yes drag out the cooking sherry [00:17.52]For the old colonel [00:18.65]May his bank account grow [00:21.21]Heavy laden with dough [00:23.19]May he spend it in here every night [00:26.64]Every night [00:29.96]Seeing this night in its glory [00:33.07]You people so loyal  so true [00:36.90]Puts me in mind of a story [00:41.57]Tell us about it  pray do-o-o-o-o-o [00:48.20]The people in the ballroom [00:50.07]Were stuffy and arty [00:51.68]So I began to get just a little bit frayed [00:55.10]I sneaked into the kitchen  I dug me a party [00:58.53]The waiter [00:59.27]And the porter [01:00.28]And the second storey maid [01:01.86]I peeked into the parlour to see [01:04.05]What was a-hatchin [01:05.36]In time to hear the hostess suggest a charade [01:08.80]But who was in the pantry a-laughin [01:11.13]An scratchin [01:12.09]Oh [01:12.35]The waiter [01:13.19]And the porter [01:14.03]And the upstairs maid [01:15.88]When they heard the music [01:17.33]That the orchestra played [01:19.24]The waiter and the porter grabbed [01:20.88]A-hold of the maid [01:22.73]Then they all proceeded to go into a clog [01:26.67]Hot diggedy dog [01:29.53]If ever I'm invited to some fuddy-duddy's [01:32.87]I ain't-a-gonna watch any harlequinade [01:36.27]You'll find him in the kitchen [01:38.00]Applaudin' his buddies [01:39.63]The waiter [01:40.50]And the porter [01:41.32]And the upstairs maid [01:50.13]Well pardon me folks the roast is carved [01:53.49]The wine is served  why you look half starved [01:56.94]Pardon me sir  may we be free [02:00.20]The kitchen guard is havin a jamboree [02:10.57]I went and got a dish pan to use as a cymbal [02:13.97]The porter found the regular glass that he played [02:17.33]The fingers of the waiter were each in a thimble [02:20.77]You should heard the music [02:21.70]That the combination made [02:37.96]Marchin' through the kitchen to [02:39.20]The pantry and back [02:41.23]Why  man  you should seen us [02:42.15]We were ballin' the jack [02:44.67]Once a half an hour passed without any call [02:48.53]Jack we had a ball [02:51.33]The waltzes and mazurkas we hate 'em [02:54.26]We spurn 'em [02:55.08]We got a lot of rhythms we wanna hear played [02:57.87]Yes and we know who to go to [03:00.09]When we want to learn 'em [03:01.87]The waiter and the porter and the upstairs maid