Vannamelon《The Real Pink Pony》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:03.11]May I have your attention please [00:06.30]May I have your attention please [00:09.22]Would the Real Pinkie Pie please sit down [00:12.66]I said would the real Pinkie Pie please sit down [00:16.63]Uh we've got a problem here [00:18.25]y'all act like you've never seen a pink pony before [00:20.71]Eyes all on the floor [00:21.72]like mrs cake is being a whore [00:23.19]with me babysitting worse than before [00:25.02]Apples to the core that apple core is rotten now [00:27.14](Ew) [00:27.57]And now Twilight like: [00:28.23]Oh no what a catastrophe [00:29.77]she didn't use the legend of the mirror pool did she [00:32.51]And then Spike said [00:33.90]Nothing you bronies [00:34.76]Spike's a bone-head he's hiding under his bed [00:37.19]Brony guys love Pinkie Pie [00:38.66](chugga chugga choooo) [00:39.17]Pinkie Pie l'm sick of her look at her [00:41.44]Hopping around shaking her you-know-what in front of you-know-who [00:44.41]Yeah but she's so fun though [00:45.59]Yeah l probably consumed too much sugar and sodium [00:48.11]But no worse than what's going on on Nickelodeon [00:50.75]Sometimes l wanna get on TV and just cut cheese but l can't [00:53.58]Nor can cheese cut Pinkie [00:55.15]My plot is in your face [00:56.21]My plot is in your face [00:57.37]Clap your hooves and do a little shake [00:59.67]And that's the dance move we teach to little kids [01:02.00]And we expect them to not know what twerking is [01:04.00]Of course they're gonna know Friendship is Magic [01:05.80]And everything that's tragic in the world is not run by little girls [01:09.04]We ain't nothin but horses [01:10.51]Well some of us donkeys [01:11.92]That can't be bothered to sing on key [01:13.84]But if we can show a male and a female pony's marriage [01:16.11]Then why can't two female ponies just kiss [01:18.27]All l know is Eminem will be pissed if he hears this [01:20.72]Sorry those bronies can't resist [01:22.49]Cuz l'm a pink pony yes l'm the pink pony [01:24.62]All you other pink ponies are just being phonies [01:26.74]So won't the real pink pony please sit down [01:29.32]Please sit down please sit down [01:31.55]Cuz l'm a pink pony yes l'm the pink pony [01:33.77]All you other pink ponies are just being phonies [01:36.06]So won't the real pink pony please sit down [01:38.58]Please sit down please sit down [01:40.64]Fluttershy doesn't have to be loud or annoying [01:42.48](Yay) [01:42.79]But l do [01:43.60]Mainly because l get paid to [01:45.22]You think l wanna be best pony [01:46.97]Half of you bronies don't even follow me let alone know [01:49.83]But Pinkie Pie darling you're just so weird [01:51.93]So [01:52.49]Don't you know that's why l'm feared [01:54.46]My jokes go on longer than Star Swirl's beard [01:56.63]Damn Dash 10 seconds and the sky is cleared [01:59.06]Now l can properly flip off Gilda [02:01.29]I wanna control her with my mind like Matilda [02:03.67]Griffon b***h yelling at Fluttershy [02:05.68]Making Andrea cry that's why we all want you to die [02:08.38]Put me on blast on Discovery kids [02:10.31]And show the world how the Hub wanted to get rid of us [02:13.01]I'm sick of you DeviantArt groups who the hell even starts groups [02:15.87]All you losers ever do is fart poop [02:17.69]There's hundreds of us who talk like me [02:19.49]Trot like me break the fourth wall like me [02:21.63]Who hop like me stop drop and clop like me [02:23.96]I'd rather be me than bu Trixie if Flash Sentry [02:26.54]Cuz l'm a pink pony yes l'm the pink pony [02:28.71]All you other pink ponies are just being phonies [02:30.64]So won't the real pink pony please sit down [02:33.32]Please sit down please sit down [02:35.50]Cuz l'm a pink pony yes l'm the pink pony [02:37.67]All you other pink ponies are just being phonies [02:39.99]So won't the real pink pony please sit down [02:42.52]Please sit down please sit down [02:44.65]I'm like a head trip to watch [02:46.06]Weather you watch me for my personality of for my crotch [02:48.92]Look l'm just glad Hasbro didn't draw balls on ponies [02:51.16]But now all you bronies answered the call and hung it up on your wall [02:54.25]I just go around being all random [02:56.30]Cupcakes l hand'em out to this fandom [02:58.33]Oops [02:58.73]Did l say'hand' l meant hoof [03:00.17]Keeping in with the whole anybody anypony spoof [03:03.10]lt's funny cause at this rate when we're canceled [03:05.22]Us ponies will live on through brony artist's pencils [03:07.78]Twilight will still be cray [03:08.84]Dash will still be lazy [03:09.95]Flutter will still sniff daisies [03:11.07]Applejack's dog will still have rabies [03:12.59]And Rarity will never sat"maybe" to a date with Spike [03:15.12]Man take a hike to Haiti find a new lady [03:17.61]May be that dragon [03:18.40]That Fluttershy was raggin'on will be at Bronycon [03:21.72]So won't the real pink pony please sit down [03:23.64]And if you wouldn't mind please make a frown [03:25.87]Cuz only one of us can smile so bright you lose your sight [03:28.62]I don't bite but if you're a cake l might [03:30.68]Cuz l'm a pink pony yes l'm the pink pony [03:32.60]All you other pink ponies are just being phonies [03:34.79]So won't the real pink pony please sit down [03:37.36]Please sit down please sit down [03:39.53]Cuz l'm a pink pony yes l'm the pink pony [03:41.95]All you other pink ponies are just being phonies [03:43.98]So won't the real pink pony please sit down [03:46.50]Please sit down please sit down [03:48.83]Cuz l'm a pink pony yes l'm the pink pony [03:51.00]All you other pink ponies are just being phonies [03:53.18]So won't the real pink pony please sit down [03:55.60]Please sit down please sit down [03:57.86]Cuz l'm a pink pony yes l'm the pink pony [04:00.08]All you other pink ponies are just being phonies [04:02.23]So won't the real pink pony please sit down [04:04.70]Please sit down please sit down [04:08.83]Heh [04:10.00]This is the pink pony in all of us [04:13.64]I guess [04:15.21]Let's all sit down