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I'm sixteen
I'm sixteen years old today
I've had a birthday come today
It's a bit of a washout too
Though I got presents from everyone
Of the useful kind that are not much fun
And a bit of a party do
Birthdays are jolly my mummy said
But mine's finished up being sent to bed
What's the good of a birthday
If you can't have what you like
What's the good of a handkerchief
To a fellow who wants a bike
They gave me a brush to clean my teeth
And a tube of paste as well
But it isn't the paste
With the peppermint taste
It's a nasty carbolic y smell
So I squeezed all of the paste
On the carpet for fun
I stamped on the toothbrush
So that present's done
And I won't use the hanky
I'll just let it run
What's the good of a birthday
I've had a birthday party too
But it wasn't much good to me
I'd honey sandwiches then some ham
And some trifle jelly with cream and jam
And I'd seven big cups of tea
Just then I noticed a big pork pie
I couldn't have that now I ask you why
What's the good of a birthday
If you can't eat till you're sick
What's the good of a plate of cakes
If a fellow can't have his pick
They told me I'd be a p i g
And they said I'd best beware
I said p i g 's are happier than me
So why should I jolly well care
Then I crept to the larder
And guess what I got
A tin of sardines
And I ate all the lot
Then I showed them if I could be sick or not
What's the good of a birthday
When I'd been sick
They said that's that
And my birthday they said was done
They washed my hands and they washed my face
I was sent to bed I was in disgrace
Just as if being ill was fun
They took all my clothes from the bedroom
They said then I'd have to stay where I was
What's the good of a birthday
If a fellow's sent to bed
What's the good of a party eh
If a fellow's upstairs instead
The reverend brown I knew was down
In the dining room below
And Mrs duveen and winnie and jean
Were laughing with auntie flo
I wanted and wanted to join in the din
But I knew in pyjamas I mustn't go in
So I just took 'em off
And went down in my skin
What's the good of a birthday
Now now I'm lying in bed
I'm in more disgrace
And I'm smarting and smarting
In one certain place
And I guess for tonight
I shall sleep on my face
What's the good of a birthday
- 1 Gracie Fields
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[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com[00:04.36]I'm sixteen
[00:06.83]I'm sixteen years old today
[00:12.67]I've had a birthday come today
[00:15.43]It's a bit of a washout too
[00:19.38]Though I got presents from everyone
[00:21.89]Of the useful kind that are not much fun
[00:25.61]And a bit of a party do
[00:29.26]Birthdays are jolly my mummy said
[00:33.48]But mine's finished up being sent to bed
[00:37.93]What's the good of a birthday
[00:39.78]If you can't have what you like
[00:42.53]What's the good of a handkerchief
[00:44.08]To a fellow who wants a bike
[00:47.68]They gave me a brush to clean my teeth
[00:51.08]And a tube of paste as well
[00:54.23]But it isn't the paste
[00:55.52]With the peppermint taste
[00:57.14]It's a nasty carbolic y smell
[01:01.97]So I squeezed all of the paste
[01:04.81]On the carpet for fun
[01:06.25]I stamped on the toothbrush
[01:08.52]So that present's done
[01:10.94]And I won't use the hanky
[01:13.83]I'll just let it run
[01:15.09]What's the good of a birthday
[01:18.42]I've had a birthday party too
[01:20.08]But it wasn't much good to me
[01:21.99]I'd honey sandwiches then some ham
[01:24.45]And some trifle jelly with cream and jam
[01:26.79]And I'd seven big cups of tea
[01:30.69]Just then I noticed a big pork pie
[01:34.07]I couldn't have that now I ask you why
[01:37.85]What's the good of a birthday
[01:39.18]If you can't eat till you're sick
[01:41.82]What's the good of a plate of cakes
[01:43.57]If a fellow can't have his pick
[01:46.69]They told me I'd be a p i g
[01:50.39]And they said I'd best beware
[01:53.35]I said p i g 's are happier than me
[01:58.22]So why should I jolly well care
[02:03.25]Then I crept to the larder
[02:05.13]And guess what I got
[02:08.34]A tin of sardines
[02:10.46]And I ate all the lot
[02:13.82]Then I showed them if I could be sick or not
[02:18.53]What's the good of a birthday
[02:21.85]When I'd been sick
[02:22.82]They said that's that
[02:23.62]And my birthday they said was done
[02:25.68]They washed my hands and they washed my face
[02:28.53]I was sent to bed I was in disgrace
[02:31.61]Just as if being ill was fun
[02:35.40]They took all my clothes from the bedroom
[02:40.35]They said then I'd have to stay where I was
[02:45.35]What's the good of a birthday
[02:47.09]If a fellow's sent to bed
[02:48.64]What's the good of a party eh
[02:50.27]If a fellow's upstairs instead
[02:53.60]The reverend brown I knew was down
[02:56.46]In the dining room below
[02:58.65]And Mrs duveen and winnie and jean
[03:00.71]Were laughing with auntie flo
[03:04.33]I wanted and wanted to join in the din
[03:09.31]But I knew in pyjamas I mustn't go in
[03:14.52]So I just took 'em off
[03:16.07]And went down in my skin
[03:17.86]What's the good of a birthday
[03:24.00]Now now I'm lying in bed
[03:28.21]I'm in more disgrace
[03:30.40]And I'm smarting and smarting
[03:34.16]In one certain place
[03:38.03]And I guess for tonight
[03:39.80]I shall sleep on my face
[03:43.63]What's the good of a birthday
