[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com [00:11.45]Well I took me a woman late last night [00:14.00]I's three fourths drunk she looked all right [00:19.25]'Till she started peelin' off her onion gook [00:21.55]She took off her wig said how do I look [00:25.15]I's high flyin' bare naked out the window [00:35.88]Well sometimes I might get drunk [00:38.78]Walk like a duck and smell like a skunk [00:41.25]Don't hurt me none don't hurt my pride [00:43.33]'Cause I got my little lady right by my side [00:46.83]She's a tryin' to hide [00:49.23]Pretendin' she don't know me [00:58.85]I's out there paintin' on the old wood shed [01:01.56]When a can o'black paint it fell on my head [01:06.10]I went down to scrub and rub [01:07.98]But I had to sit in back of the tub [01:11.45]Cost a quarter [01:15.92]Half price [01:20.07]Well my telephone rang it would not stop [01:22.44]It's President Kennedy callin' me up [01:26.44]He said my friend Bob what do we need to make the country grow [01:29.52]I said my friend John Brigitte Bardot [01:33.71]Anita Ekberg [01:35.97]Sophia Loren [01:38.60]Country'll grow [01:48.74]Well I got a woman five feet short [01:51.44]She yells and hollers and squeals and snorts [01:55.67]She tickles my nose pats me on the head [01:58.22]Blows me over and kicks me out of bed [02:01.61]She's a man eater [02:04.21]Meat grinder [02:06.96]Bad loser [02:14.64]Oh there ain't no use in me workin' alla time [02:17.51]I got a woman who works herself blind [02:19.90]Works up to her britches up to her neck [02:22.20]Write me letters and sends me checks [02:24.39]She's a humdinger [02:26.75]Folk singer [02:39.25]Late one day in the middle of the week [02:42.10]Eyes were closed I was half asleep [02:44.67]I chased me a woman up the hill [02:47.10]Right in the middle of an air drill [02:50.35]I jumped a fallout shelter [02:52.76]I jumped the string bean [02:55.14]I jumped the TV dinner [02:57.50]I jumped the shot gun [03:04.76]Now the man on the stand he wants my vote [03:07.28]He's a runnin' for office on the ballot note [03:09.85]He's out there preachin' in front of the steeple [03:12.28]Tellin' me he loves all kinds a people [03:15.71]He's eatin' bagels [03:18.13]He's eatin' pizza [03:20.54]He's eatin' chitlins [03:30.72]Oh set me down on a television floor [03:33.71]I'll flip the channel to number four [03:36.16]Out of the shower comes a football man [03:38.28]With a bottle of oil in his hand [03:41.81]Greasy kid stuff [03:46.26]What I want to know Mr. football man is [03:48.52]What do you do about Willy Mays [03:52.63]Martin Luther King [03:55.26]Olatunji [04:05.45]Well the funniest woman I ever seen [04:07.95]Was the great granddaughter of Mr. Clean [04:11.51]She takes about fifteen baths a day [04:13.80]Wants me to grow a moustache on my face [04:16.23]She's insane [04:25.78]Well ask me why I'm drunk alla time [04:29.19]It levels my head and eases my mind [04:33.06]I just walk along and stroll and sing [04:35.62]I see better days and I do better things [04:39.04]I catch dinosaurs [04:41.45]I make love to Elizabeth Taylor [04:43.86]Catch hell from Richard Burton
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[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com[00:11.45]Well I took me a woman late last night
[00:14.00]I's three fourths drunk she looked all right
[00:19.25]'Till she started peelin' off her onion gook
[00:21.55]She took off her wig said how do I look
[00:25.15]I's high flyin' bare naked out the window
[00:35.88]Well sometimes I might get drunk
[00:38.78]Walk like a duck and smell like a skunk
[00:41.25]Don't hurt me none don't hurt my pride
[00:43.33]'Cause I got my little lady right by my side
[00:46.83]She's a tryin' to hide
[00:49.23]Pretendin' she don't know me
[00:58.85]I's out there paintin' on the old wood shed
[01:01.56]When a can o'black paint it fell on my head
[01:06.10]I went down to scrub and rub
[01:07.98]But I had to sit in back of the tub
[01:11.45]Cost a quarter
[01:15.92]Half price
[01:20.07]Well my telephone rang it would not stop
[01:22.44]It's President Kennedy callin' me up
[01:26.44]He said my friend Bob what do we need to make the country grow
[01:29.52]I said my friend John Brigitte Bardot
[01:33.71]Anita Ekberg
[01:35.97]Sophia Loren
[01:38.60]Country'll grow
[01:48.74]Well I got a woman five feet short
[01:51.44]She yells and hollers and squeals and snorts
[01:55.67]She tickles my nose pats me on the head
[01:58.22]Blows me over and kicks me out of bed
[02:01.61]She's a man eater
[02:04.21]Meat grinder
[02:06.96]Bad loser
[02:14.64]Oh there ain't no use in me workin' alla time
[02:17.51]I got a woman who works herself blind
[02:19.90]Works up to her britches up to her neck
[02:22.20]Write me letters and sends me checks
[02:24.39]She's a humdinger
[02:26.75]Folk singer
[02:39.25]Late one day in the middle of the week
[02:42.10]Eyes were closed I was half asleep
[02:44.67]I chased me a woman up the hill
[02:47.10]Right in the middle of an air drill
[02:50.35]I jumped a fallout shelter
[02:52.76]I jumped the string bean
[02:55.14]I jumped the TV dinner
[02:57.50]I jumped the shot gun
[03:04.76]Now the man on the stand he wants my vote
[03:07.28]He's a runnin' for office on the ballot note
[03:09.85]He's out there preachin' in front of the steeple
[03:12.28]Tellin' me he loves all kinds a people
[03:15.71]He's eatin' bagels
[03:18.13]He's eatin' pizza
[03:20.54]He's eatin' chitlins
[03:30.72]Oh set me down on a television floor
[03:33.71]I'll flip the channel to number four
[03:36.16]Out of the shower comes a football man
[03:38.28]With a bottle of oil in his hand
[03:41.81]Greasy kid stuff
[03:46.26]What I want to know Mr. football man is
[03:48.52]What do you do about Willy Mays
[03:52.63]Martin Luther King
[03:55.26]Olatunji
[04:05.45]Well the funniest woman I ever seen
[04:07.95]Was the great granddaughter of Mr. Clean
[04:11.51]She takes about fifteen baths a day
[04:13.80]Wants me to grow a moustache on my face
[04:16.23]She's insane
[04:25.78]Well ask me why I'm drunk alla time
[04:29.19]It levels my head and eases my mind
[04:33.06]I just walk along and stroll and sing
[04:35.62]I see better days and I do better things
[04:39.04]I catch dinosaurs
[04:41.45]I make love to Elizabeth Taylor
[04:43.86]Catch hell from Richard Burton