gertrude lawrence、Ramones《Could You Please Oblige Us With A Bren Gun?》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:08.60]Colonel Montmorency who was in Calcutta in ninety-two [00:12.37]Emerged from his retirement for the War [00:16.33]He wasn't very pleased with all he heard and all he saw [00:20.23]But whatever he felt  he tightened his belt and organised a Corps [00:24.24]Poor Colonel Montmorency thought considering all the wars he'd faught [00:29.24]The Home Guard was his job to do or die [00:33.18]But after days and weeks and years  bravely drying his many tears [00:37.42]He wrote the following letter to the Minister of Supply [00:41.59]Could you please oblige us with a Bren gun [00:45.59]Or failing that  a hand grenade will do [00:49.66]We've got some ammunition  in a rather damp condition [00:53.64]And Major Huss has a arquebus that was used at Waterloo [00:57.96]With the Vicar's stirrup pump  a pitchfork and a stave [01:01.71]It's rather hard to guard an aerodrome [01:05.79]So if you can't oblige us with a Bren gun [01:09.79]The Home Guard might as well go home [01:13.94]Could you please oblige us with a Bren gun [01:17.78]We're getting awfully tired of drawing lots [01:21.87]Today we had a shipment of some curious equipment [01:25.71]And just for a prank  they sent us a tank that ties itself in knots [01:29.84]On Sunday's mock invasion  Captain Clark was heard to say [01:33.80]He hadn't even got a brush and comb [01:37.82]So if you can't oblige us with a Bren gun [01:41.81]The Home Guard might as well go home [01:50.12]Colonel Montmorency planned  in case the enemy tried to land [01:53.95]To drive them back with skill and armoured force [01:57.90]He realised his army should be mechanised  of course [02:01.93]But somewhere inside  experience cried "My Kingdom for a horse" [02:07.67]Poor Colonel Montmorency tried  at infinite cost to time and pride [02:13.38]To tackle his superiors again [02:17.37]Having just one motorbike  fourteen swords and a marlin spike [02:21.51]He wrote the following letter in the following urgent strain [02:25.90]Could you please oblige us with a Bren gun [02:29.98]We need it very badly  I'm afraid [02:33.97]Our local crossword solver has an excellent revolver [02:38.15]But during a short attack on a fort  the trigger got mislaid [02:42.24]In course of operations planned for Friday afternoon [02:46.28]Our orders are to storm the Hippodrome [02:50.26]So if you can't oblige us with a Bren gun [02:54.40]The Home Guard might as well go home [02:58.53]Could you please oblige us with a Bren gun [03:02.40]The lack of one is wounding to our pride [03:06.44]Last night we found the cutest  little German parachutist [03:10.58]He looked at our kit and giggled a bit  and laughed until he cried [03:14.58]We'll have to hide that armoured car when marching to Berlin [03:18.57]We'd almost be ashamed of it in Rome [03:22.72]So if you can't oblige us with a Bren gun [03:26.72]The Home Guard might as well go home