Rakim、Eric B《I Ain t No Joke》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:00.82]I Ain’t No Joke - Eric B. & Rakim [00:08.59]I ain't no joke, I used to let the mic smoke [00:11.60]Now I slam it when I'm done [00:12.80]And make sure it's broke [00:13.91]When I'm gone, no one gets on cause I won't let [00:16.11]Nobody press up and mess up the scene I set [00:18.38]I like to stand in a crowd [00:19.61]And watch the people wonder damn [00:21.40]But think about it then you'll understand [00:23.53]I'm just an addict, addicted to music [00:25.70]Maybe it's a habit, I gotta use it [00:27.88]Even if it's jazz or the quiet storm [00:29.89]I hook a beat up, convert it into hip-hop form [00:32.41]Write a rhyme in graffitti in every show you see me in [00:34.94]Deep concentration cause I'm no comedian [00:37.11]Jokers are wild if you wanna be tamed [00:39.23]I treat you like a child then you're gonna be named [00:41.79]Another enemy, not even a friend of me [00:44.09]Cause you'll get fried in the end [00:45.51]When you pretend to be [00:46.32]Competing cause I just put your mind on pause [00:48.40]And I can beat you [00:49.30]When you compare my rhyme with yours [00:50.70]I wake you up and as I stare in [00:52.08]Your face you seem stunned [00:52.94]Remember me, the one you got your idea from? [00:55.08]But soon you start to suffer, [00:56.62]The tune'll get rougher [00:57.62]When you start to stutter, [00:58.84]That's when you had enough of [01:00.09]Biting it will make you choke, you can't provoke [01:02.34]You can't cope, you should have broke [01:03.95]Because I ain't no joke [01:22.92]I got a question as serious as cancer [01:25.88]Who can keep the average dancer [01:27.74]Hyper as a heart attack nobody smiling [01:30.07]Cause you're expressing the rhyme that I'm styling [01:32.45]This is what we all sit down to write [01:34.39]You can't make it so you take it home, break it and bite [01:36.90]Use pieces and bits of all the hip-hop hits [01:39.04]Get the style down pat then it's time to switch [01:41.28]Put my tape on pause and add some more to yours [01:43.65]Then you figure you're ready for the neighborhood tours [01:46.15]The E-M-C-E-E don't even try to be [01:48.54]When you come up to speak, don't even lie to me [01:50.90]You like to exaggerate, dream and imaginate [01:53.11]Then change the rhyme around, [01:54.61]That can aggravate me [01:55.75]So when you see me, come up, freeze [01:57.76]Or you'll be one of those seven emcees [01:59.90]They think that I'm a new jack but only if they knew that [02:02.31]They who think wrong are they who can't do that [02:04.49]Style that I'm doing, they might ruin [02:07.11]Patterns of paragraphs based on you and [02:09.30]Your offbeat DJ, if anything he play [02:11.56]Sound familiar, I'll wait til E say [02:13.89]Play 'em, so I'm a have to dis and broke [02:16.23]You could get a smack for this [02:17.44]I ain't no joke [02:36.97]I hold the microphone like a grudge [02:39.12]B'll hold the record so the needle don't budge [02:41.29]I hold a conversation cause when I invent [02:43.50]I nominated my DJ the president [02:45.67]When I emcee, I'll keep a freestyle, going steadily [02:48.43]So pucker up and whistle my melody [02:50.59]But whatever you do, don't miss one [02:53.11]They'll be another rough rhyme after this one [02:55.46]Before you know it, you're following and fiending [02:57.52]Waiting for the punchline to get the meaning [02:59.71]Like before the middle of my story I'm telling [03:01.99]Nobody beats the R, so stop yelling [03:04.50]Save it, put it in your pocket for later [03:06.61]Cause I'm moving the crowd and B a record fader [03:09.05]No interruptions and the mic is broke [03:11.18]When I'm gone, then you can joke [03:13.57]Cause everything is real on a serious tip [03:15.64]Keep playing and I get furious quick [03:17.96]And I'll take you for a walk through hell [03:20.02]Freeze your dome, then watch your eyeballs swell [03:22.80]Guide you out of triple stage darkness [03:24.92]When it get dark again then I'm a spark this [03:27.47]Microphone cause the heat is on, you see smoke [03:30.02]And I'm finished when the beat is gone [03:31.76]I'm no joke