midfield general、Noel Fielding、Various Artists《Midfielding》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:01.04]Midfielding - Midfield General [01:18.95]I love animals [01:19.57]I'm always talking about animals [01:20.59]I love 'em [01:21.33]But the thing is [01:22.08]You know [01:22.45]Whenever you see animals on telly [01:23.53]It's always the show off animals [01:24.79]Yeah [01:25.85]It's always the leopards and panthers [01:26.92]Crocodiles and lions milling about going [01:30.81]Oh I'm very good I'm on everything [01:32.06]And it really makes me annoyed [01:33.57]What about the English animals [01:34.57]The British mammals yeah [01:35.95]Herr What about the err the muskrat [01:38.40]Or the tiny northern root vole [01:39.90]With his tiny little banjo and his hat made of elastic bands [01:42.86]Yeah who's representing these [01:43.55]No-one that's who [01:44.36]I was furious [01:44.99]I went round all the heavily wooded regions in England [01:48.37]And I just went round them with a small pamphlet [01:51.01]Just recruiting like a huge slave rebellion [01:53.71]I was like Spartacus [01:54.83]I was there going [01:55.89]Ok we're going to go to Africa [01:58.09]We're going to kick their arses [01:59.66]And I got a huge sort of tiny little [02:01.54]Mammal slave rebellion [02:02.16]They were all wearing tunics [02:03.74]We were there sort of rummaging about [02:05.17]Greecewell Kent [02:05.60]And I said [02:06.62]C'mon were gonna go over there and [02:08.31]Were going to show 'em [02:09.28]I'm sick of the lions I'm sick of [02:10.65]The crocodiles and you must be too [02:12.29]C'mon now [02:25.56]So I got 'em in a big rusty bomber [02:27.24]And we flew over to Africa [02:28.63]But we needed a strategy [02:29.75]We couldn't just go over there you know [02:31.46]Go c'mon and give them some aggro [02:32.83]We needed a strategy [02:34.28]So what we did was ermm [02:35.90]We built a huge wooden shrew [02:38.17]Like the wooden horse of Troy [02:39.54]But just a little bit more stoaty [02:41.19]With tiny little stoat's arms holding a spear [02:44.15]And what we'd did we'd lined it [02:45.60]To make it double dangerous we'd lined it [02:47.17]All with Kit Kat wrappers [02:49.31]Ooh it was fantastic it was like a glossy ***** [02:51.64]Oh it was so bright it was a metallic wonder [02:53.64]Small boys would rather eat a pair of scissors [02:56.03]Than go near the glossy ***** [02:57.82]Don't make me go near it I'll eat another [02:59.41]Pair of scissors [02:59.78]I can't look at it it's doing me pupils in [03:01.60]Oh it was fantastic its was very war-like [03:03.17]The body was very war-like [03:04.24]But the eyes they were telling a different story [03:06.84]Body war-like eyes were like eyes of an Old Russian [03:10.11]Lady who'd seen too much [03:12.30]An Old Russian lady with her arm caught in a louver [03:15.93]And big sailors would walk past and go [03:17.63]Hello [03:18.31]And she'd go [03:18.82]No not hello my arm it's caught in a louver [03:21.71]And they'd go [03:22.16]Ha yes hello [03:22.98]No not hello it's gone maroon my arm it is in a louver [03:25.74]And he'd go [03:26.80]Ha yes hello [03:27.42]And she'd go [03:28.11]No not hello [03:28.74]And in the she'd have to pick up the two tonnes louver [03:31.17]And walk and follow the home and knock on their front windows [03:33.62]And he'd be going [03:34.69]Oh you're scaring me a little bit now [03:36.32]And that's what the eyes were like [03:37.58]Dangerous but beautiful at the same time [04:06.99]And what we did is we cut two circles [04:08.91]Out of the base of the shrew [04:10.88]So that Martin Pie Martin could stick it little [04:12.96]Stoatly weasley legs through [04:13.89]And wheel us around it was fantastic [04:16.29]And we had no windows [04:17.98]So we were crashing into antique [04:19.23]Shops knocking over stationary yachts [04:20.47]We were having a nigh**are eventually [04:21.97]We found the plains and we waited till dusk [04:24.13]Waited till it got a little bit dark [04:26.07]And we looked through a crack in the shrew [04:28.14]They were all out there Lions milling about [04:31.21]And we thought We're gonna get you you freak nuts [04:34.10]So what we did we waited till it was dark [04:36.30]And we went out and we went CHARGE [04:38.22]And we ran at them [04:39.54]And when we got out there we couldn't believe it [04:42.63]They were huge [04:43.46]Lions the size of transit vans [04:45.03]We couldn't we didn't know what was happening [04:47.11]Leopards like marques [04:48.04]Awh he's like a Victorian tennis house [04:49.73]Look at the size of him [04:53.04]Martin the pie Martin was in a right state and said [04:55.41]Flipping hell I'm not going out there again [04:57.91]They're wolves in sheep's [04:59.60]You didn't tell me they were going to be that huge [05:03.15]I was like [05:03.77]What's happening to your voice [05:08.20]He's [05:09.03]I don't know but I'm a bit scared [05:10.96]So we all ran back into the shrew and we were like [05:12.87]Ah no what are we going to do [05:13.68]And we had to come up with Plan B [05:15.23]Luckily Morris the err wood pigeon went [05:16.52]I've got an idea [05:17.39]He'd brought Japanese tourist costumes along [05:18.51]So we popped them on and went out there [05:19.51]And took photos of 'em all [05:19.69]Haa but we used them cameras that fire water ho yeah [05:20.09]Some of the zebras were soaked [05:22.81]Cheetahs were ring out their gussets [05:24.25]We went over there and we kicked their arses [05:25.62]Best weekend I've ever had