stanley holloway《Albert Comes Back》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:04.77]You've eard ow young Albert Ramsbottom [00:06.96]At the zoo up at Blackpool one year [00:10.59]With a stick with an orse's ead andle [00:13.50]Gave a lion a poke in the ear [00:16.62]The name of the lion was Wallace [00:19.71]The poke in the ear made I'm wild [00:22.74]And before you could say Bob's yer uncle [00:26.16]Ed upped and e'd swallowed the child [00:29.94]E were sorry the moment e done it [00:34.14]With children e'd always been chums [00:38.97]And besides e'd no teeth in his muzzle [00:42.57]And e couldn't chew Albert on't gums [00:45.45]E could feel the lad movin inside I'm [00:51.18]As e lay on is bed of dried ferns [00:55.44]And it might ave been little lad's birthday [00:59.49]E wished I'm such appy returns [01:04.92]Meanwhile Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom [01:08.01]Ad gone back to their tea feelin' blue [01:11.49]Ma said I feel down in the mouth like [01:15.99]Pa said Aye I bet Albert does too [01:19.32]Said Mother It just goes to show yer [01:22.59]That the future is never revealed [01:25.86]If I'd thowt we was goin' to lose I'm [01:28.89]I'd ave not ad is boots soled and eeled [01:32.76]Let's look on the bright side said Father [01:35.79]Wot can't be elped must be endured [01:39.45]Each cloud as a silvery lining [01:42.33]And we did ave young Albert insured [01:45.81]A knock on the door came that moment [01:48.66]As Father these kind words did speak [01:52.23]Twas the man from Prudential e'd come for [01:55.83]Their tuppence per person per week [01:59.31]When Father saw oo ad been knockin' [02:02.76]E laughed and e kept laughin so [02:06.45]The man said Ere wot's there to laugh at [02:10.22]Pa said You'll laugh an' all when you know [02:13.83]Excuse I'm for laughing said Mother [02:16.86]But really things appen so strange [02:20.52]Our Albert's been et by a lion [02:23.46]You've got to pay us for a change [02:27.00]Said the young man from the Prudential [02:29.97]Now come come let's understand this [02:34.20]You don't mean to say that you've lost I'm [02:37.98]Pa said Oh no we know where e is [02:42.00]When the young man ad eard all the details [02:45.54]A purse from is pocket he drew [02:48.69]And e paid them with interest and bonus [02:52.08]The sum of nine pounds four and two [02:56.94]Pa ad scarce got is and on the money [03:00.12]When a face at the window they see [03:03.51]And Mother cried Eee look it's Albert [03:07.98]And Father said Aye it would be [03:12.00]Albert came in all excited [03:14.55]And started is story to give [03:17.67]And Pa said I'll never trust lions [03:21.00]Again not as long as I live [03:24.39]The young man from the Prudential [03:26.13]To pick up the money began [03:29.40]But Father said ere wait a moment [03:33.03]Don't be in a urry young man [03:36.06]Then giving young Albert a shilling [03:38.91]E said Ere pop off back to the zoo [03:42.09]Get your stick with the orse's ead andle [03:45.39]Go and see wot the tigers can do