Martyn Green《I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:00.38]I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General - Martyn Green [00:14.97]I am the very model of a modern Major-General [00:16.96]I've information vegetable animal and mineral [00:18.89]I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical [00:20.93]From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical [00:23.63]I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical [00:25.77]I understand equations both the simple and quadratical [00:27.88]About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news [00:33.94]With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse [00:36.36]With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse [00:38.50]With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse [00:40.52]With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotepotenuse [00:44.73]I'm very good at integral and differential calculus [00:46.82]I know the scientific names of beings animalculous [00:48.70]In short in matters vegetable animal and mineral [00:50.69]I am the very model of a modern Major-General [00:52.78]In short in matters vegetable animal and mineral [00:54.76]He is the very model of a modern Major-General [00:58.80]I know our mythic history King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's [01:00.94]I answer hard acrostics I've a pretty taste for paradox [01:02.91]I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus [01:04.87]In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous [01:07.61]I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies [01:10.03]I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes [01:12.09]Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore [01:18.12]And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore [01:20.90]And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore [01:23.05]And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore [01:25.08]And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinapinafore [01:29.44]Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform [01:31.38]And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform [01:33.42]In short in matters vegetable animal and mineral [01:35.52]I am the very model of a modern Major-General [01:37.64]In short in matters vegetable animal and mineral [01:39.65]He is the very model of a modern Major-General [01:45.50]In fact when I know what is meant by mamelon and ravelin [01:48.52]When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin [01:51.32]When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at [01:54.33]And when I know precisely what is meant by commissariat [01:57.70]When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery [02:00.58]When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery [02:03.45]In short when I've a smattering of elemental strategy [02:13.67]You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee [02:16.23]You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee [02:18.40]You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee [02:20.54]You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a sat a gee [02:24.75]For my military knowledge though I'm plucky and adventury [02:26.87]Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century [02:28.91]But still in matters vegetable animal and mineral [02:30.92]I am the very model of a modern Major-General [02:33.10]But still in matters vegetable animal and mineral [02:35.04]He is the very model of a modern Major-General