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[03:21.85]周身福气快生猪仔
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[03:29.56]细望娇妻确系几威
[03:35.73]灵啥美丽
[03:41.82]碌起双眼仲够威
[03:44.78]难怪我越睇更越迷
[03:51.36]吓你失礼失礼
[03:55.62]动作轻挑态度呓
[03:58.64]竟敢偷偷吻娇妻
[04:03.31]胆大妄为
[04:06.32]尊声娇妻
[04:09.12]请你莫怪夫婿
[04:12.41]我居心非不愧
[04:15.49]虽则夫妻也不应该
[04:20.02]粗鲁乱咁嚟
[04:22.21]好痛呀
[04:23.27]应该两家相敬相尊
[04:27.70]偕老再修为
[04:30.30]再修为
[04:31.99]你做乜嘢学口
[04:33.58]学舌嘅你
[04:34.75]嘻你唔系憨讲咩
[04:38.66]系喇系喇老婆
[04:40.30]你觉得算你咁呖
[04:43.02]我阿爹都话过喇
[04:45.44]我今晚系
[04:47.40]系呀系成成身木虱
[04:50.93]叫我千奇
[04:53.38]千奇唔好乞米呱喇
[04:55.95]啊乜嘢成身木虱
[04:58.63]唔好乞来呀
[04:59.70]系呀阿爹
[05:01.78]系憨话呱
[05:03.31]你阿爹系咁话
[05:05.05]系哟唔嘻
[05:07.02]哦我明白啦
[05:09.80]佢梗系话你今晚
[05:12.09]成家立室
[05:14.14]叫你千奇唔好失礼
[05:17.38]系唔系呀
[05:18.99]成家立室成身木虱
[05:22.15]系唔系啫
[05:23.48]唔好失礼唔好乞米
[05:25.69]系啰系啰哈
[05:27.12]你真系叻个嘅
[05:29.06]你一估就俾你
[05:30.57]估中咗啰喔嘿
[05:32.92]哦憨你阿爹仲有
[05:36.15]乜吩咐你添呀
[05:37.88]哟仲有乜嘢吩咐
[05:40.55]好似仲有啲呱
[05:42.91]仲有啲呱
[05:45.01]佢吩咐我朝朝
[05:48.31]陪住只蕉
[05:50.33]吓
[05:51.03]至紧要奀皮喔
[05:54.23]晚晚共娇妻
[05:57.06]好得到三朝
[05:59.88]两家都有味
[06:02.69]要潮潮气喔
[06:05.94]两家都有味哎哟
[06:09.81]哎吔我真系唔信
[06:12.46]咩嘢唔信
[06:13.63]我估你阿爹
[06:14.89]一定唔系咁讲嘅
[06:17.04]系就系啦
[06:18.36]呢唔系憨讲呀
[06:19.89]点解嗻
[06:20.94]佢一定系话
[06:23.26]佢吩咐你
[06:25.02]朝朝熟读四书
[06:29.24]最紧咪奀皮
[06:32.08]晚晚共娇妻
[06:35.16]相昧相依
[06:38.02]两家都有意
[06:41.02]和和气呀
[06:43.86]两家都有意哎哟
[06:49.07]佢系唔系憨讲呢
[06:51.50]系呀系呀
[06:52.98]哈冚唪唥
[06:54.22]俾你估中嗮啰
[06:55.90]系呀系憨讲嘅
[06:57.66]啊
[07:03.68]越睇越靓个啫
[07:05.40]呢个老婆嘻
[07:10.85]又可怜又心呓呀
[07:16.25]今生嫁着个呆夫婿
[07:20.94]睇佢傻头傻脑
[07:24.77]乱噏无为
[07:27.92]对住个憨嘅
[07:29.59]丈夫真难抵呀
[07:34.31]有道是随鸡随鸡
[07:37.63]怨亦怨唔嚟
[07:40.46]我要警醒佢如矇
[07:44.55]唯有寻求善计
[07:53.47]哟哦老婆呀
[07:57.17]你又头痛呀
[07:59.15]又头痛过呀
[08:00.42]唔系
[08:01.54]唔系唔系你
[08:03.63]你耷低咗个头
[08:05.87]嘿谂紧嘢咧
[08:08.54]系我谂起你头先
[08:11.37]抓住枝竹升入嚟
[08:13.18]起细咁栋间房
[08:15.40]真系又好嬲
[08:17.15]又好笑啦
[08:20.09]憨喇抵你嬲啦
[08:21.99]咪就系嬲在阿爹
[08:24.12]成日呓我娶老婆啰
[08:26.86]哟娶老婆原来
[08:28.62]咁多手尾嘅
[08:30.10]又要洞房又要乜乜
[08:32.26]乜乜又唔教人
[08:33.98]教得唔三唔四喔
[08:35.98]嘿搅到我冇嗮符
[08:37.87]我自己谂出来嘅
[08:39.91]几叻马
[08:41.23]我唔系揾碌
[08:42.46]大竹升入嚟
[08:43.80]乱咁栋啦
[08:45.51]憨栋哦
[08:46.94]好唔好呀老婆
[08:48.79]哎吔唔系憨样
[08:50.64]栋法呱
[08:52.11]憨栋唔啱咩
[08:53.76]梗系唔啱啦
[08:55.96]花烛洞房
[08:58.33]乃是人伦大礼
[09:02.49]系啰你教吓我喇
[09:04.40]应该交杯合卺
[09:08.02]比翼双栖
[09:12.05]又要有翼呀
[09:13.52]乳水同欢
[09:17.05]恩情永系共偕白首
[09:25.32]庆眉衍齐
[09:31.62]惨啦俾你讲得
[09:33.35]一连串成舊留咁多
[09:35.55]我都唔知
[09:36.51]你噏乜嘢添
[09:38.31]哼乜嘢叫做
[09:39.88]比翼相栖嘅
[09:45.62]乜嘢叫做
[09:46.81]恩情永系得呱
[09:52.76]乜嘢叫做交杯合卺
[10:00.24]乜嘢叫做庆眉衍齐
[10:07.81]乜嘢叫做乳水同肤
[10:15.11]我都懵懵弊呀
[10:22.88]唔该你解明解白啰
[10:30.56]我哋最多样样做齐
[10:48.60]你千奇咪将我难为
[10:53.78]我哋永远不分开
[11:01.40]憨就叫做恩情永系
[11:19.40]哦憨系好似
[11:21.36]一孖油炸鬼知嘛
[11:25.79]若果合欢
[11:30.02]美酒做一对法配
[11:40.67]要饮酒呱
[11:42.37]哎哟惨啦
[11:43.98]夫妻
[11:50.70]嗨憨就凄凉
[11:54.07]嗰个凄呀
[11:57.07]是关饮酒
[12:00.22]惨过饮砒霜嘅
[12:04.11]听见就当堂弊呓
[12:21.60]呐呢啲不过系
[12:24.71]循吓例咋
[12:28.23]你既然唔钟意
[12:33.94]唔钟意唔钟意
[12:35.57]饮唔饮都至冇问题
[12:53.42]啊憨样嘅情型
[12:58.01]就意话为
[13:03.10]爹爹教导之时
[13:11.55]佢都完全未有提喔
[13:18.13]哦原来一双呢夫妻
[13:26.21]要学孖公仔嘅咩
[13:33.96]你年龄年龄唔系细
[13:40.66]点解竟然懵懵弊
[13:48.07]以后凡事咪乱嚟
[13:55.73]咪癲癫废废
[14:02.41]哟老婆呀老婆
[14:04.69]讲讲下我又想
[14:07.33]又想呀晤
[14:09.11]你想乜嘢啫
[14:10.96]我我想锡啖你
[14:13.52]面珠仔啰
[14:14.69]嚟啦嚟啦
[14:16.31]晤咁大个人
[14:18.78]咪成日挂住
[14:20.24]锡面珠得呱
[14:21.67]哦
[14:22.39]俾人睇见好羞呱
[14:26.76]羞呱会
[14:28.58]呢呢嗰个嗰个阿爹
[14:30.45]又教我系咁做嘅佢
[14:32.82]嘿真系
[14:37.28]佢话记得今晚洞房
[14:41.73]至紧锡多几啖
[14:43.52]面珠仔嘅哟
[14:46.78]哦所以你就听嗮
[14:48.97]佢说话系吗
[14:49.87]系顶啦
[14:51.34]最多当你系猪一样
[14:55.87]食共瞓都与你
[14:57.83]一齐呀
[15:00.52]咩嘢我啋点解你
[15:02.55]当我系猪嘅你
[15:05.46]因为我
[15:06.31]最爱嗰只肥猪
[15:10.25]日日都陪佢倾下偈
[15:15.83]我咁大个仔呀
[15:17.47]最钟意
[15:18.17]嗰只肥猪乸个嘞
[15:19.85]真系当堂被你激坏
[15:24.50]正一混帐东西
[15:29.91]我做乜嘢咁嬲啫
[15:31.91]啊睇你做人
[15:33.73]傻得咁交间
[15:36.61]试问如何同过世
[15:44.46]真系俾你激死我呀
[15:46.47]啊老婆唔好嬲啰
[15:47.77]唔憨啰唔憨啰
[15:48.87]我抓耳仔认错
[15:50.42]我错错唔到
[15:52.08]唔好嬲啦
[15:53.18]你唔钟意锡面珠
[15:55.05]咧咧憨我以后
[15:56.35]唔锡系啦
[15:57.54]唔锡啰唔锡啰
[15:59.02]憨又唔使唔锡
[16:01.36]若果你以后
[16:02.67]想锡面珠都得
[16:04.54]不过我要有条件啰
[16:07.99]要又要要条要件呀
[16:11.65]咩嘢条咩嘢件啫
[16:13.37]憨系啦呐从今晚起
[16:16.75]你要听嗮我嘅说话
[16:19.33]做人要正正经经
[16:21.92]憨你肯唔肯
[16:23.36]应成我呀
[16:24.48]要听嗮你说话
[16:25.87]要正正经经
[16:27.09]乜嘢叫做正正经经
[16:29.51]哦好似啲
[16:31.22]师姑和尚咁
[16:32.47]卟
[16:33.96]念到头经
[16:34.96]关帝经嗰啲
[16:35.88]憨嗰啲经系唔系
[16:37.46]哎吔唔系嗰哋呀
[16:38.69]唔系边哋呀
[16:40.34]呐你听住啦
[16:42.56]哦听紧啦听住啦
[16:50.43]首先教你做人
[16:56.75]实在呢点样做人
[16:59.08]应该循规蹈矩
[17:03.56]切勿任性胡为
[17:12.08]我哋再胡为
[17:14.32]说话要多记心
[17:21.08]此后我会当心
[17:24.49]举动要温文
[17:28.04]待人要缤缤有礼
[17:36.82]点样叫做有礼得呱
[17:39.73]知否禽兽也通灵
[17:46.57]哦
[17:48.88]做人安好图理性
[17:53.87]盼君盼记莫妄为
[18:02.87]系啰系啰
[18:04.96]此后样样听从
[18:06.98]我主张
[18:09.24]千奇咪个心肝
[18:12.21]唔嗱肺
[18:17.83]记得吗
[18:18.75]哦好嘞好呀
[18:21.05]以后呢
[18:21.99]我乜嘢都听嗮
[18:23.53]老婆嘅说话
[18:25.68]老婆吆我行就行
[18:28.02]吆我企就企
[18:29.71]老婆吆我坐就坐
[18:32.22]老婆当系老豆
[18:33.78]一样憨就得啰
[18:35.43]系晤系
[18:36.14]咪叫开口又老婆
[18:38.00]霾口又老婆得呱
[18:40.26]唔系咩嘢叫咩嘢嗻
[18:41.75]人哋听见
[18:42.76]会笑你个嘛
[18:44.31]憨唔系路叫老婆
[18:46.98]叫乜嘢至啱呱
[18:48.80]你叫我做三姐啦
[18:51.36]三姐呀三姐喔
[18:54.78]憨又好
[18:56.63]哦阿老哎哟
[19:00.66]阿三姐呀
[19:02.15]啊
[19:02.62]而家我好眼瞓呀
[19:04.10]我要出去
[19:05.22]觉觉猪啰吓
[19:06.70]听日至孖你倾偈啦
[19:09.11]三姐老婆
[19:10.52]你你咪行住呀
[19:13.13]你去边度瞓嘅
[19:15.95]去同我妈妈觉猪啰
[19:19.14]哎吔乜你真系
[19:21.65]傻到离嗮谱嘅啫
[19:23.86]咁大个仔嘞
[19:25.85]仲要同阿妈
[19:27.18]瞓个咩
[19:28.01]哦唔同阿妈瞓
[19:30.27]同边个瞓呀
[19:31.64]佢晚晚都嗳住
[19:33.97]我瞓呱
[19:34.94]佢嗳猪乖嗳猪大
[19:37.34]憨嗳个喔
[19:39.80]呐由今晚起
[19:41.85]你大个仔个啦嘛
[19:43.79]大个仔
[19:44.77]以后都三姐
[19:46.12]嗳你瞓个啦
[19:47.43]嘿你晓嗳我咩懒叻
[19:51.03]梗系晓啦
[19:52.15]你要嗳抱实我咁
[19:54.45]嚟嗳嗳猪乖咁个喔
[19:57.37]系啰抱实你嗳啰
[19:59.46]又好又俾你嗳吓得
[20:01.73]憨就乖啦
[20:11.91]知否今晚洞房
[20:14.28]花烛夜
[20:16.44]应该夫妻携手
[20:19.54]拉住我只手做乜
[20:21.58]入晚罗围
[20:33.22]霾嚟啦傻仔
[20:35.47]嘻又有有洞过房
[20:38.59]嘻