[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com [00:11.63]For years we had an aspidistra in a flower pot [00:14.32]On the whatnot near the 'atstand in the 'all [00:18.13]It didn't seem to grow 'til one day our brother Joe [00:21.95]Had a notion that he'd make it strong and tall [00:26.01]So he's crossed it with an acorn from an oak tree [00:30.45]And he's planted it against the garden wall [00:33.51]It shot up like a rocket 'til it's nearly reached the sky [00:38.07]It's the biggest aspidistra in the world [00:42.51]We couldn't see the top of it it got so bloomin' high [00:46.27]It's the biggest aspidistra in the world [00:50.65]When father's had a snoot full at his pub 'The Bunch of Grapes' [00:56.71]He doesn't go all fighting mad and getting into scrapes [00:59.08]No you'll find him in his bear-skin playing Tarzan of the apes [01:04.34]Off the biggest aspidistra in the world [01:10.71]We have to get it watered by the local fire brigade [01:14.90]So they put the water rates up half a crown [01:19.08]The roots stuff up the drains grow along the country lanes [01:22.65]And they came up half a mile outside the town [01:26.40]Once we hired an auditorium for a hot house [01:31.40]But a jealous rival went and burnt it down [01:37.40]The tom cats and their sweethearts love to spend their evenings out [01:42.02]Up the biggest aspidistra in the world [01:47.03]They all begin meowing when the buds begin to sprout [01:51.52]From the biggest aspidistra in the world [01:56.46]The dogs all come around for miles a lovely sight to see [02:01.52]They sniff around for hours and hours and wag their tails with glee [02:06.77]So I've had to put a notice up to say it's not a tree [02:12.46]It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
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[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com[00:11.63]For years we had an aspidistra in a flower pot
[00:14.32]On the whatnot near the 'atstand in the 'all
[00:18.13]It didn't seem to grow 'til one day our brother Joe
[00:21.95]Had a notion that he'd make it strong and tall
[00:26.01]So he's crossed it with an acorn from an oak tree
[00:30.45]And he's planted it against the garden wall
[00:33.51]It shot up like a rocket 'til it's nearly reached the sky
[00:38.07]It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
[00:42.51]We couldn't see the top of it it got so bloomin' high
[00:46.27]It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
[00:50.65]When father's had a snoot full at his pub 'The Bunch of Grapes'
[00:56.71]He doesn't go all fighting mad and getting into scrapes
[00:59.08]No you'll find him in his bear-skin playing Tarzan of the apes
[01:04.34]Off the biggest aspidistra in the world
[01:10.71]We have to get it watered by the local fire brigade
[01:14.90]So they put the water rates up half a crown
[01:19.08]The roots stuff up the drains grow along the country lanes
[01:22.65]And they came up half a mile outside the town
[01:26.40]Once we hired an auditorium for a hot house
[01:31.40]But a jealous rival went and burnt it down
[01:37.40]The tom cats and their sweethearts love to spend their evenings out
[01:42.02]Up the biggest aspidistra in the world
[01:47.03]They all begin meowing when the buds begin to sprout
[01:51.52]From the biggest aspidistra in the world
[01:56.46]The dogs all come around for miles a lovely sight to see
[02:01.52]They sniff around for hours and hours and wag their tails with glee
[02:06.77]So I've had to put a notice up to say it's not a tree
[02:12.46]It's the biggest aspidistra in the world
