danny kaye《The Little Fiddle》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:00.65]My dear children  hello [00:03.34]Oh  no no no children  everyone must answer [00:06.03]Please hello before we can start  Hello [00:08.22]Well  that is better  Now [00:11.40]If you would all draw up your chairs and listen very closely [00:15.20]I will tell you a most unusual story  The story of the little fiddle [00:25.20]As it is told in Symphony number 45 [00:28.45]Which was written by the great Chzekoslovakian composer Andree (gibberish name) Junior [00:38.14]Now  this story children is very unusual [00:49.02]Because it is told not only with words [00:52.21]But also with music [00:54.96]But first I want you to meet the symphony orchestra [01:02.71]How do you do [01:04.40]Shake hands with the trombone [01:06.21]And the tuba [01:07.15]And the oboe [01:08.03]And the saxaphone  sousaphone  zither and xylophone [01:11.09]Clarinet  buglehorn  fiddle and fuglehorn [01:13.03]Tinny kazoo and the timpani  too [01:15.59]And the piccollo  picollo [01:19.65]Now some of you children may be very surprised to hear [01:24.71]That the symphony is not only music [01:27.02]But that it always tells a story [01:30.21]Which has a beginning  a middle  and an end [01:35.58]Except for the unfinished symphony [01:37.89]Which has a beginning [01:41.96]As I was saying [01:43.40]If you listen you will hear [01:45.28]From the corner of your ear [01:46.96]How the oboe she makes love to the bassoon [01:50.36]And the pipe goes diddle  diddle [01:52.05]And the fiddle's in the middle [01:53.55]And the dish ran away with the spoon [01:54.99]Heh  heh  heh  that's what she did [01:57.11]Well  so  Now we tell the story [01:59.53]Which starts with the first movement [02:02.27]Presto vivace argomento molto  contabale molto  chocolo molto [02:06.17]And we have the first theme which is naturally the theme of the little fiddle [02:14.40]Now this little fiddle is a young girl who lives with her wicked guardian [02:24.76]Which is a french horn [02:26.64]Now this young girl  who is a beautiful girl [02:38.89]And her wicked guardian live all alone on a farm [02:51.58]And all she has for company are a hen  and a dog  and a nanny goat [03:15.85]Now  one day when her wicked guardian [03:18.34]The french horn is upstairs busy washing his coils along came a handsome young trumpet [03:31.84]When he clasps his eyes on the little fiddle his heart went zing (musical noise) [03:40.97]And he gets so excited he has a big cadenza [03:46.59]Which is a solo passage in triple time [03:53.14]This brings us to the second movement [04:36.59]When the little fiddle is happy  and the trumpet is happy [04:39.72]When suddenly  out stalks the french horn [04:44.98]Ehhhhhh [04:45.14]What's going on here says the french horn [04:47.28]The little fiddle is so putrified her bridge falls out [04:49.77]But the trumpet says  we love each other [04:51.90]But the french horn is very objectionable to this marriage [05:02.77]And the trumpet blows his top  ah shut up [05:08.95]Now I know who you are  you are not the french horn at all [05:12.83]That (nice music) had me fooled for awhile but the (bad music) gave you away [05:20.22]You are a glockenspiel in disguise beyond a doubt wanted by the police for drowning twelve little fiddles out [05:26.41]The glockenspiel tries to escape to his flat but the animals are too sharp for him [05:31.41]Ow  in the leg [05:37.40]Ow  in the neck [05:40.58]Ow  in the face [05:42.21]Ow  in the other place [05:45.64]The glockenspiel is trapped  his escape they are foiling [05:48.52]So he jumps into a kettle drum  which is boiling