The Hit Party Band《Parents Just Don’t Understand》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:10.82]You know parents are the same [00:12.25]No matter time nor place [00:13.53]They don't understand that us kids [00:14.94]Are going to make some mistakes [00:16.40]So to you  all the kids all across the land [00:19.29]There's no need to argue [00:20.39]Parents just don't understand [00:32.75]I remember one year [00:33.86]My mom took me school shopping [00:35.42]It was me  my brother  my mom  oh  my pop [00:38.18]And my little sister [00:39.53]All hopped in the car [00:41.16]We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall [00:43.68]My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose [00:46.28]I didn't say nothing at first [00:47.59]I just turned up my nose [00:49.01]She said  "What's wrong  This shirt cost $20" [00:51.75]I said [00:52.15]"Mom  this shirt is plaid [00:53.46]With a butterfly collar " [00:54.79]The next half hour was the same old thing [00:57.12]My mother buying me clothes from 1963 [00:59.97]And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate [01:02.57]I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips [01:05.51]I said  "Mom  what are you doing [01:07.05]You're ruining my rep" [01:08.06]She said  "You're only sixteen [01:09.40]You don't have a rep yet" [01:10.77]I said  "Mom [01:11.55]Let's put these clothes back  please" [01:13.02]She said "no  you go to school [01:14.66]To learn not for a fashion [01:15.87]Show" [01:16.33]I said  "This isn't Sha na na [01:17.77]Come on Mom  I'm not Bowzer [01:19.15]Mom  please put back the bell-bottom [01:20.74]Brady Bunch trousers [01:21.91]But if you don't want to I can live with that but [01:24.55]You gotta put back the double-knit [01:25.79]Reversible slacks" [01:27.93]She wasn't moved - everything stayed the same [01:29.83]Inevitably the first day of school came [01:32.92]I thought I could get over  I tried to play sick [01:35.39]But my mom said  "No  no way [01:37.14]Uh-uh  forget it" [01:38.54]There was nothing I could do  I tried to relax [01:40.77]I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts [01:43.83]And when I walked into school [01:45.21]It was just as I thought [01:46.51]The kids were cracking up [01:47.60]Laughing at the clothes Mom bought [01:49.28]And those who weren't laughing still had a ball [01:51.33]Because they were pointing and whispering [01:52.67]As I walked down the hall [01:54.52]I got home and told my Mom how my day went [01:57.08]She said  "If they were [01:58.03]Laughing you don't need the [01:58.94]"Cause they're not good friends" [02:00.10]For the next six hours [02:01.29]I tried to explain to my Mom [02:02.63]That I was gonna have to go through [02:04.12]This about 200 more times [02:05.46]So to you all the kids all across the land [02:07.99]There's no need to argue [02:09.41]Parents just don't understand [02:22.53]Oh-kay  here's the situation [02:24.53]My parents went away on a week's vacation and [02:27.49]They left the keys to the brand new Porsche [02:29.99]Would they mind [02:31.33]Umm  well  of course not [02:33.06]I'll just take it for a little spin [02:35.26]And maybe show it off to a couple of friends [02:38.04]I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood [02:40.73]Well  maybe I shouldn't [02:42.42]Yeah  of course I should [02:44.32]Pay attention  here's the thick of the plot [02:46.43]I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block [02:48.95]That's when I saw this beautiful girlie [02:50.76]Who was just [02:51.36]Walking [02:51.96]I picked up my car phone [02:53.28]To perpetrate like I was talking [02:55.03]You should've seen [02:55.95]This girl's bodily dimensions [02:57.16]I honked my horn just to get her attention [03:00.15]She said  oh"Was that for me " [03:01.38]I said  "Yeah" [03:01.95]She said  oh"my" [03:02.77]I said  "Come on and take a ride [03:04.36]With a helluva guy" [03:05.46]She said  "How do I know that you're not sick [03:08.09]You could be some deranged lunatic" [03:10.69]I said  "C'mon toots  my name is the Prince [03:13.52]Beside  would a lunatic have a Porsche like this " [03:16.77]She agreed and we were on our way [03:19.00]She was looking very good and so was I [03:21.05]Just might say [03:22.19]We hit McDonald's  pulled into the drive [03:24.47]We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries [03:27.86]She kicked her [03:28.55]Shoes off onto the floor [03:29.93]She said  "Drive faster speed turns me on" [03:32.56]She put her hand on my knee  I put my foot on the gas [03:35.33]We almost got whiplash  I took off so fast [03:38.41]The sun roof was open   the music was high [03:40.99]And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh [03:43.61]She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far [03:46.19]I guess that's why I didn't notice that (police car) [03:49.45]We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche [03:51.82]And to make this long story short [03:54.54]When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell [03:57.17]I said  "I don't have a license but I drive very [04:00.38]I almost had a heart attack that day [04:02.63]Come to find out the girl was some [04:04.72]A twelve-year-old runaway [04:05.63]I was arrested  the car was impounded [04:08.26]And there was no way for me to avoid being grounded [04:11.36]My parents had to come back get me [04:13.72]I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me [04:16.51]My parents walked in [04:17.90]I got my grip  I said [04:19.51]"Ah  Mom  Dad  how was your trip " [04:22.27]They didn't speak [04:23.04]I said  "I want to plead my case" [04:24.60]But my father just shoved me in the car by my face [04:27.22]That was a hard ride home  I don't know how I survived [04:30.03]They took turns - [04:31.09]One would beat me while the other one was driving [04:33.04]I can't believe it  I just made a mistake [04:35.37]Well parents are the same no matter time nor place [04:38.04]So to you all the kids all across the land [04:40.72]Take it from me [04:42.13]Parents just don't understand