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Midfielding - Midfield General
I love animals
I'm always talking about animals
I love 'em
But the thing is
You know
Whenever you see animals on telly
It's always the show off animals
Yeah
It's always the leopards and panthers
Crocodiles and lions milling about going
Oh I'm very good I'm on everything
And it really makes me annoyed
What about the English animals
The British mammals yeah
Herr What about the err the muskrat
Or the tiny northern root vole
With his tiny little banjo and his hat made of elastic bands
Yeah who's representing these
No-one that's who
I was furious
I went round all the heavily wooded regions in England
And I just went round them with a small pamphlet
Just recruiting like a huge slave rebellion
I was like Spartacus
I was there going
Ok we're going to go to Africa
We're going to kick their arses
And I got a huge sort of tiny little
Mammal slave rebellion
They were all wearing tunics
We were there sort of rummaging about
Greecewell Kent
And I said
C'mon were gonna go over there and
Were going to show 'em
I'm sick of the lions I'm sick of
The crocodiles and you must be too
C'mon now
So I got 'em in a big rusty bomber
And we flew over to Africa
But we needed a strategy
We couldn't just go over there you know
Go c'mon and give them some aggro
We needed a strategy
So what we did was ermm
We built a huge wooden shrew
Like the wooden horse of Troy
But just a little bit more stoaty
With tiny little stoat's arms holding a spear
And what we'd did we'd lined it
To make it double dangerous we'd lined it
All with Kit Kat wrappers
Ooh it was fantastic it was like a glossy *****
Oh it was so bright it was a metallic wonder
Small boys would rather eat a pair of scissors
Than go near the glossy *****
Don't make me go near it I'll eat another
Pair of scissors
I can't look at it it's doing me pupils in
Oh it was fantastic its was very war-like
The body was very war-like
But the eyes they were telling a different story
Body war-like eyes were like eyes of an Old Russian
Lady who'd seen too much
An Old Russian lady with her arm caught in a louver
And big sailors would walk past and go
Hello
And she'd go
No not hello my arm it's caught in a louver
And they'd go
Ha yes hello
No not hello it's gone maroon my arm it is in a louver
And he'd go
Ha yes hello
And she'd go
No not hello
And in the she'd have to pick up the two tonnes louver
And walk and follow the home and knock on their front windows
And he'd be going
Oh you're scaring me a little bit now
And that's what the eyes were like
Dangerous but beautiful at the same time
And what we did is we cut two circles
Out of the base of the shrew
So that Martin Pie Martin could stick it little
Stoatly weasley legs through
And wheel us around it was fantastic
And we had no windows
So we were crashing into antique
Shops knocking over stationary yachts
We were having a nigh**are eventually
We found the plains and we waited till dusk
Waited till it got a little bit dark
And we looked through a crack in the shrew
They were all out there Lions milling about
And we thought We're gonna get you you freak nuts
So what we did we waited till it was dark
And we went out and we went CHARGE
And we ran at them
And when we got out there we couldn't believe it
They were huge
Lions the size of transit vans
We couldn't we didn't know what was happening
Leopards like marques
Awh he's like a Victorian tennis house
Look at the size of him
Martin the pie Martin was in a right state and said
Flipping hell I'm not going out there again
They're wolves in sheep's
You didn't tell me they were going to be that huge
I was like
What's happening to your voice
He's
I don't know but I'm a bit scared
So we all ran back into the shrew and we were like
Ah no what are we going to do
And we had to come up with Plan B
Luckily Morris the err wood pigeon went
I've got an idea
He'd brought Japanese tourist costumes along
So we popped them on and went out there
And took photos of 'em all
Haa but we used them cameras that fire water ho yeah
Some of the zebras were soaked
Cheetahs were ring out their gussets
We went over there and we kicked their arses
Best weekend I've ever had
- 1 midfield general、Noel Fielding、Various Artists
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[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com[00:01.04]Midfielding - Midfield General
[01:18.95]I love animals
[01:19.57]I'm always talking about animals
[01:20.59]I love 'em
[01:21.33]But the thing is
[01:22.08]You know
[01:22.45]Whenever you see animals on telly
[01:23.53]It's always the show off animals
[01:24.79]Yeah
[01:25.85]It's always the leopards and panthers
[01:26.92]Crocodiles and lions milling about going
[01:30.81]Oh I'm very good I'm on everything
[01:32.06]And it really makes me annoyed
[01:33.57]What about the English animals
[01:34.57]The British mammals yeah
[01:35.95]Herr What about the err the muskrat
[01:38.40]Or the tiny northern root vole
[01:39.90]With his tiny little banjo and his hat made of elastic bands
[01:42.86]Yeah who's representing these
[01:43.55]No-one that's who
[01:44.36]I was furious
[01:44.99]I went round all the heavily wooded regions in England
[01:48.37]And I just went round them with a small pamphlet
[01:51.01]Just recruiting like a huge slave rebellion
[01:53.71]I was like Spartacus
[01:54.83]I was there going
[01:55.89]Ok we're going to go to Africa
[01:58.09]We're going to kick their arses
[01:59.66]And I got a huge sort of tiny little
[02:01.54]Mammal slave rebellion
[02:02.16]They were all wearing tunics
[02:03.74]We were there sort of rummaging about
[02:05.17]Greecewell Kent
[02:05.60]And I said
[02:06.62]C'mon were gonna go over there and
[02:08.31]Were going to show 'em
[02:09.28]I'm sick of the lions I'm sick of
[02:10.65]The crocodiles and you must be too
[02:12.29]C'mon now
[02:25.56]So I got 'em in a big rusty bomber
[02:27.24]And we flew over to Africa
[02:28.63]But we needed a strategy
[02:29.75]We couldn't just go over there you know
[02:31.46]Go c'mon and give them some aggro
[02:32.83]We needed a strategy
[02:34.28]So what we did was ermm
[02:35.90]We built a huge wooden shrew
[02:38.17]Like the wooden horse of Troy
[02:39.54]But just a little bit more stoaty
[02:41.19]With tiny little stoat's arms holding a spear
[02:44.15]And what we'd did we'd lined it
[02:45.60]To make it double dangerous we'd lined it
[02:47.17]All with Kit Kat wrappers
[02:49.31]Ooh it was fantastic it was like a glossy *****
[02:51.64]Oh it was so bright it was a metallic wonder
[02:53.64]Small boys would rather eat a pair of scissors
[02:56.03]Than go near the glossy *****
[02:57.82]Don't make me go near it I'll eat another
[02:59.41]Pair of scissors
[02:59.78]I can't look at it it's doing me pupils in
[03:01.60]Oh it was fantastic its was very war-like
[03:03.17]The body was very war-like
[03:04.24]But the eyes they were telling a different story
[03:06.84]Body war-like eyes were like eyes of an Old Russian
[03:10.11]Lady who'd seen too much
[03:12.30]An Old Russian lady with her arm caught in a louver
[03:15.93]And big sailors would walk past and go
[03:17.63]Hello
[03:18.31]And she'd go
[03:18.82]No not hello my arm it's caught in a louver
[03:21.71]And they'd go
[03:22.16]Ha yes hello
[03:22.98]No not hello it's gone maroon my arm it is in a louver
[03:25.74]And he'd go
[03:26.80]Ha yes hello
[03:27.42]And she'd go
[03:28.11]No not hello
[03:28.74]And in the she'd have to pick up the two tonnes louver
[03:31.17]And walk and follow the home and knock on their front windows
[03:33.62]And he'd be going
[03:34.69]Oh you're scaring me a little bit now
[03:36.32]And that's what the eyes were like
[03:37.58]Dangerous but beautiful at the same time
[04:06.99]And what we did is we cut two circles
[04:08.91]Out of the base of the shrew
[04:10.88]So that Martin Pie Martin could stick it little
[04:12.96]Stoatly weasley legs through
[04:13.89]And wheel us around it was fantastic
[04:16.29]And we had no windows
[04:17.98]So we were crashing into antique
[04:19.23]Shops knocking over stationary yachts
[04:20.47]We were having a nigh**are eventually
[04:21.97]We found the plains and we waited till dusk
[04:24.13]Waited till it got a little bit dark
[04:26.07]And we looked through a crack in the shrew
[04:28.14]They were all out there Lions milling about
[04:31.21]And we thought We're gonna get you you freak nuts
[04:34.10]So what we did we waited till it was dark
[04:36.30]And we went out and we went CHARGE
[04:38.22]And we ran at them
[04:39.54]And when we got out there we couldn't believe it
[04:42.63]They were huge
[04:43.46]Lions the size of transit vans
[04:45.03]We couldn't we didn't know what was happening
[04:47.11]Leopards like marques
[04:48.04]Awh he's like a Victorian tennis house
[04:49.73]Look at the size of him
[04:53.04]Martin the pie Martin was in a right state and said
[04:55.41]Flipping hell I'm not going out there again
[04:57.91]They're wolves in sheep's
[04:59.60]You didn't tell me they were going to be that huge
[05:03.15]I was like
[05:03.77]What's happening to your voice
[05:08.20]He's
[05:09.03]I don't know but I'm a bit scared
[05:10.96]So we all ran back into the shrew and we were like
[05:12.87]Ah no what are we going to do
[05:13.68]And we had to come up with Plan B
[05:15.23]Luckily Morris the err wood pigeon went
[05:16.52]I've got an idea
[05:17.39]He'd brought Japanese tourist costumes along
[05:18.51]So we popped them on and went out there
[05:19.51]And took photos of 'em all
[05:19.69]Haa but we used them cameras that fire water ho yeah
[05:20.09]Some of the zebras were soaked
[05:22.81]Cheetahs were ring out their gussets
[05:24.25]We went over there and we kicked their arses
[05:25.62]Best weekend I've ever had
