danny kaye《The Maladjusted Jester》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:00.64]Your majesty  I have a confession [00:04.35]My secret have a slow betray [00:11.07]I was not a born fool [00:17.62]It took work to get this way [00:24.40]When I was a lad I was gloomy and sad [00:25.77]And I was from the day I was born [00:27.92]When other lads giggled and gurgled and wiggled [00:29.58]I proudly was loudly forlorn [00:31.38]My friends and my family looked at me clammily [00:33.03]Thought there was something amiss [00:34.62]When others found various antics hilarious [00:36.40]All I could manage was this  ho ho [00:38.50]Or this  ho waahhh [00:41.02]My father he shouted he needs to be clouted [00:42.41]His teeth on a wreath I'll hand him [00:44.48]My mother she cried as she rushed to my side [00:46.11]You re a brute and you don't understand him [00:48.01]So they send for a witch with a terrible twitch [00:49.67]To ask how my future impressed her [00:51.16]She took one look at me and cried hehehehehe  he [00:57.59]What else could he be but a jester [00:59.43]A jester a jester  a funny idea a jester [01:03.95]No butcher no baker no candlestick maker [01:05.82]And me with the look of a fine undertaker [01:07.82]Impressed her as a jester [01:11.39]Now where could I learn any comical turn [01:12.74]That was not in a book on the shelf [01:14.83]No teacher to take me and mold me and make me [01:16.65]A merryman fool or an elf [01:18.33]But I'm proud to recall that in no time at all [01:20.22]With no other recourses but my own resources [01:21.90]With firm application and determination [01:25.19]I made a fool of myself [01:32.83]I bought a little gun and I learned to shoot [01:34.29]I bought a little a horn and I learned to toot [01:35.45]Now I can shoot and toot ain't that cute  Plbbt [01:45.51]I started to travel to try to unravel [01:46.75]My mind and to find a new chance [01:49.00]When I got to Spain it was suddenly plain [01:50.56]That the field that appealed was the dance [01:52.30]The Spanish were clannish but I wouldn't vanish [01:54.05]I learned every step they had planned [01:55.71]The first step of all isn't hard to recall [01:57.93]Cause the first step of all is to stand [02:00.50]And stand [02:01.75]And stand  and stand  and stand  and stand  and [02:07.25]They sometimes stand this way for days [02:10.86]Then they get very mad [02:11.93]At the floor and start to stomp on it [02:14.84](Smash  Ow ) [02:23.81]After all of my practice the terrible fact is [02:28.75]I made a fool of myself [02:35.84]I sadly decided that dancing as I did [02:37.25]To sing was a thing that was sure [02:39.20]I found me a teacher a crotchety creature [02:40.63]Who used to sing coloratura [02:42.64]She twisted my chin pushed my diaphragm in [02:44.12]With a poker she vocalized me [02:46.07]When she said it was best that I threw out my chest [02:48.43]You may gather that rather surprised me [02:50.28]I was on solid ground till I suddenly found [02:52.05]That in Venice I was to appear [02:53.70]The gala locale was a choppy canal [02:54.92]And me  a high sea gondolier [02:57.19]I nervously perched as the gondola lurched [02:59.04]Before the King s palazzo [03:00.62]As I started my song my voice it was strong [03:05.68]But my stomach I fear was not so [03:08.80]Oh solo mio  oh [03:14.93]Oh solo ooh Help [03:23.04]When I fell overboard how his majesty roared [03:25.19]And before a siesta he made me his jester [03:27.51]And I found out soon that to be a buffoon [03:29.24]Was a serious thing as a rule [03:31.40]For a jester's chief employment [03:33.10]Is to kill himself for your enjoyment [03:34.90]And a jester unemployed is nobody s fool