Phil Harris《The Darktown Poker Club》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:07.26]Bill jackson was a poor old dub [00:08.86]Who joined the darktown poker club [00:10.64]But cursed the day he [00:11.60]Told them he would join [00:14.14]His money used to go like it had wings [00:15.96]If he yelled queens someone had kings [00:17.68]And each night he would [00:18.85]Contribute all his coin [00:21.04]Then he said I'm gonna play em tight tonight [00:22.61]He said there'll be no bobtail [00:23.61]Flushes make me bite [00:24.36]Cause when I gets in them [00:25.46]My hands will be a peach [00:28.05]And he played them tight but lost his pile [00:29.64]And bill got peevish after a while [00:31.21]So he rose looked all [00:32.59]Around and made this speech [00:35.07]He said you all see this brand new razor [00:36.84]I had it sharpened just today [00:38.67]Now I'm coming in there with my rules [00:40.19]That you must follow when you play [00:42.06]Now keep your big bony hands on the table [00:44.01]While you dealing please [00:45.81]And don't be slipping them aces down there [00:47.71]Er in between your knees [00:49.26]And don't be making all them funny signs [00:50.67]Like you trying to tip off your hand [00:52.31]Just talk in american boy american [00:54.53]So I can understand [00:56.08]And don't be dealing off the bottom [00:57.43]Because ooh that's rough [00:59.68]Take five five then stop that's enough [01:03.10]Now when you bet put up the chips [01:04.73]Because I don't like it when you shy [01:06.50]Then if you get busted [01:07.45]Go on out and get some [01:07.64]I'm gonna be here by and by [01:10.22]Pass them cards for me to shuffle [01:11.66]Everytime before you deals [01:13.84]Then if anythings wrong I must see [01:17.39]Cause I mean you always ain't no er [01:19.08]Keep playing that game [01:19.87]According to mr hoyle [01:21.37]You all play this game according to me [01:31.86]Now sitting right there in that there clan [01:33.30]There chance to be a one eyed man [01:34.75]And bill kept watching him [01:35.96]Out the corner of his eye [01:39.14]When ole one eye would deal and then [01:40.78]Would cost that bill another five or ten [01:42.45]Bill got up again looked all [01:43.62]Around him with a sigh [01:45.84]He said lord this is an awful shame [01:47.58]He said there someone [01:48.34]Cheatin' in this 'ere game [01:49.42]He said it goes er [01:50.42]It ain't no do for me to name the guy [01:53.05]So I'll refrain from [01:53.90]Mentioning the party's name [01:54.75]If I catch him cheatin' just once again [01:56.33]I'm gonna take my fist [01:57.47]And close that other eye [02:00.18]Now you see this brand new razor [02:01.56]I had it sharpened just today [02:03.46]I'm comin' in there with my own rules [02:05.18]That you must follow when you play [02:06.80]Hey kid keep your hands up there [02:08.78]While you're givin' them out please [02:10.97]Stop puttin' them wildies [02:12.78]Down there 'tween your knees [02:14.50]Stop makin' all them funny signs [02:15.80]Like you're tryin' to tip off your hand [02:17.58]Keep talkin' in american big aaa [02:19.73]That's what I can understand [02:21.38]And don't be getting' [02:22.22]Them off the bottom [02:22.95]Because I keep tryin' [02:23.70]To tell you it's rough [02:25.01]This an army game five [02:26.32]Five halt that's enough [02:28.08]Now when you bet let me [02:28.74]See the reds and blues [02:29.56]'Cause I don't like it when you shy [02:31.34]Then if you run out of [02:32.60]Gas go get pumped up [02:33.53]I'm gonna be here by and by [02:35.54]Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle [02:37.00]Everytime before you deal let me ripple [02:39.39]Anything wrong I wanna see [02:42.66]I keep playin' the game now [02:44.38]According to that mr hoyle [02:46.09]You all gonna play this game [02:47.54]According to me [02:48.72]Henry if you break the seal [02:49.99]On that new deck of bicycles [02:51.53]We'll go on from there yeah [02:53.43]Yeah yeah yeah