Tom Lehrer《I Wanna Go Back to Dixie》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:01.13]Well  what I like to do on formal occasions [00:03.31]Like this is to take [00:04.64]Some of the various types of songs [00:06.03]That we all know and presumably [00:07.88]Love  and  as it were [00:10.88]To kick them when they're down [00:15.19]I find that [00:18.32]If you take the various popular song [00:19.48]Forms to their logical extremes [00:21.50]You can arrive at almost [00:22.60]Anything from the ridiculous to the obscene [00:27.80]Or as they say in New York sophisticated [00:31.65]I'd like to [00:37.70]I'd like to [00:38.18]Illustrate with several hundred examples for you this evening [00:40.57]First of all [00:42.12]The southern type song about the wonders of the [00:44.04]American south [00:44.72]But it's always seemed to me that most of these [00:47.76]Songs really don't go far enough [00:50.00]The following song  on the other [00:51.67]Hand  goes too far  It's called [00:54.77]I Wanna Go Back To Dixie [01:00.97]I wanna go back to Dixie [01:02.79]Take me back to dear ol' Dixie [01:05.03]That's the only li'l ol' place for li'l ol' me [01:09.02]Ol' times there are not forgotten [01:11.14]Whuppin' slaves and sellin' cotton [01:13.61]And waitin' for the Robert E  Lee [01:16.24]It was never there on time [01:19.00]I'll go back to the Swanee [01:20.73]Where pellagra makes you scrawny [01:23.09]And the Honeysuckle clutters up the vine [01:26.78]I really am a-fixing [01:28.90]To go home and start a-mixing [01:30.73]Down below that Mason-Dixon line [01:34.88]Oh  poll tax  how I love ya  how I love ya [01:38.59]My dear old poll tax [01:42.45]Won'tcha come with me to Alabammy [01:44.52]Back to the arms of my dear ol' Mammy [01:46.63]Her cookin's lousy and her hands are clammy [01:48.78]But what the hell  it's home [01:52.62]Yes  for paradise the Southland is my nominee [01:57.45]Jes' give me a ham hock and a grit of hominy [02:02.78]I wanna go back to Dixie [02:04.94]I wanna be a dixie pixie [02:07.12]And eat cornpone 'til it's coming outta my ears [02:11.16]I wanna talk with Southern gentlemen [02:13.86]And put my white sheet on again [02:16.09]I ain't seen one good lynching in years [02:22.01]The land of the boll weevil [02:24.32]Where the laws are medieval [02:27.64]Is callin' me to come and nevermore roam [02:31.03]I wanna go back to the Southland [02:33.24]That y'all and shet ma mouth land [02:36.50]Be it ever so decadent [02:41.54]There's no place like home