Ameritz Countdown Karaoke《Master Of The House》[MP3_LRC]

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[00:06.97]Welcome Monsieur sit yourself down
[00:10.27]And meet the best innkeeper in town
[00:15.48]As for the restall of 'em crooks
[00:18.81]Rooking their guests and crooking the books
[00:24.13]Seldom do you see
[00:27.54]Honest men like me
[00:30.55]A gent of good intent
[00:33.35]Who's content to be
[00:37.27]Master of the house doling out the charm
[00:40.70]Ready with a handshake and an open palm
[00:43.95]Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir
[00:47.44]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
[00:50.85]Glad to do a friend a favor
[00:54.45]Doesn't cost me to be nice
[00:57.64]But nothing gets you nothing
[00:59.15]Everything has got a little price
[01:04.40]Master of the house keeper of the zoo
[01:07.37]Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
[01:10.68]Watering the wine making up the weight
[01:14.02]Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they
[01:15.83]Can't see straight
[01:17.24]Everybody loves a landlord
[01:20.54]Everybody's bosom friend
[01:23.80]I do whatever pleases
[01:25.18]Jesus Won't I bleed 'em in the end
[01:28.74]Master of the house quick to catch yer eye
[01:31.94]Never wants a passerby to pass him by
[01:35.12]Servant to the poor butler to the great
[01:38.63]Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate
[01:41.78]Everybody's boon companion
[01:45.07]Everybody's chaperone
[01:48.30]But lock up your valises Jesus
[01:50.00]Won't I skin you to the bone
[01:56.66]Enter Monsieur lay down your load
[02:00.01]Unlace your boots rest from the road
[02:04.98]This weighs a ton travel's a curse
[02:08.43]But here we strive to lighten your purse
[02:13.68]Here the goose is cooked
[02:17.01]Here the fat is fried
[02:19.97]And nothing's overlooked
[02:22.72]Till I'm satisfied
[02:26.72]Food beyond compare
[02:28.20]Food beyond belief
[02:29.77]Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
[02:33.36]Kidney of a horse liver of a cat
[02:36.59]Filling up the sausages with this and that
[02:39.96]Residents are more than welcome
[02:43.35]Bridal suite is occupied
[02:46.78]Reasonable charges
[02:48.13]Plus some little extras on the side
[02:53.25]Charge 'em for the lice extra for the mice
[02:56.77]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
[03:00.00]Here a little slice there a little cut
[03:03.30]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
[03:06.51]When it comes to fixing prices
[03:10.03]There are a lot of tricks he knows
[03:13.30]How it all increases all them bits and pieces
[03:16.12]Jesus It's amazing how it grows
[03:19.85]Master of the house quick to catch yer eye
[03:23.45]Never wants a passerby to pass him by
[03:26.34]Servant to the poor butler to the great
[03:29.78]Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate
[03:33.04]Everybody's boon companion
[03:36.32]Gives 'em everything he's got
[03:39.75]Dirty bunch of geezers Jesus
[03:41.51]What a sorry little lot
[03:48.20]I used to dream that I would meet a prince
[03:51.14]But God Almighty have you seen what's happened since
[03:57.16]Master of the house
[03:58.98]Isn't worth my spit
[04:00.82]Comforter philosopher and lifelong shit
[04:04.22]Cunning little brain regular Voltaire
[04:07.68]Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there
[04:11.44]What a cruel trick of nature landed me with
[04:15.59]Such a louse
[04:18.18]God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard
[04:21.09]In the house
[04:23.26]Master of the house
[04:24.96]Master and a half
[04:26.82]Comforter philosopher
[04:28.34]Ah don't make me laugh
[04:30.16]Servant to the poor butler to the great
[04:32.96]Hypocrite and toady and inebriate
[04:36.26]Everybody bless the landlord
[04:39.47]Everybody bless his spouse
[04:42.70]Everybody raise a glass
[04:45.91]Raise it up the master's are
[04:49.27]Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house