Tom Lehrer《We Will All Go Together When We Go》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:02.61]I am reminded at this point of [00:04.48]A fellow I used to know [00:05.96]Whose name was Henry  only to [00:08.41]Give you an idea of what [00:09.20]A individualist he was [00:10.68]He spelled it H E N 3 R Y [00:14.67]The three was silent  you see [00:22.79]Henry Henry was financially independent [00:28.66]Having inherited his [00:29.56]Father's tar and feather business [00:31.87]And was therefore [00:35.18]Able to devote his full time to [00:36.77]Such intellectual pursuits [00:38.12]As writing  I particularly [00:40.58]Remember a heartwarming novel [00:42.27]Of his about a young necrophiliac [00:44.18]Who finally achieved his [00:45.58]Boyhood ambition by becoming [00:46.70]Coroner [00:53.49]The rest of you [00:53.89]Can look it up when you get home [01:03.09]In addition to writing  he [01:04.46]Indulged in a good deal of [01:05.94]Philosophizing  Like so many [01:07.98]Contemporary philosophers  he [01:09.41]Especially enjoyed giving [01:10.63]Helpful advice to people who were [01:12.18]Happier than he was  And one [01:17.78]One particular bit of advice which [01:19.17]I recall which is the reason [01:20.97]I bring up this whole dreary [01:22.32]Story is something he said once [01:25.27]Before they took him away [01:26.56]To the Massachusetts State [01:28.21]Home for the Bewildered [01:33.94]He said Life is like a sewer [01:39.04]What you get out of it depends [01:40.46]On what you put into it [01:55.00]It's always seemed to me that this [01:56.05]Is precisely the sort of dynamic [01:58.88]Positive thinking that we so [02:02.80]Desperately need today in these [02:05.12]Trying times of crisis and [02:06.59]Universal brouhaha  And so with [02:08.36]This in mind  I have here a [02:11.34]Modern  positive  dynamic [02:12.88]Uplifting song  in the tradition [02:14.78]Of the great old revival hymns [02:16.71]This one might more accurately [02:17.61]Be termed a survival hymn [02:18.98]It goes like this [02:27.70]When you attend a funeral [02:29.75]It is sad to think that sooner or [02:32.45]Later those you love will [02:33.75]Do the same for you [02:38.34]And you may have thought it tragic [02:40.61]Not to mention other adjec [02:42.67]Tives  to think of all [02:43.85]The weeping they will do [02:45.27]But don't you worry [02:46.99]No more ashes  no more sackcloth [02:49.34]And an armband made of black cloth [02:51.41]Will some day never more adorn a sleeve [02:55.44]For if the bomb that drops on you [02:59.20]Gets your friends and neighbors too [03:03.68]There'll be nobody left behind to grieve [03:07.57]And we will all go together when we go [03:12.67]What a comforting fact that is to know [03:16.64]Universal bereavement [03:18.58]And inspiring achievement [03:20.58]Yes  we all will go together when we go [03:24.43]We will all go together when we go [03:28.22]All suffuse with an incandescent glow [03:32.02]No one will have the endurance [03:34.18]To collect on his insurance [03:35.98]Lloyd's of London will be [03:37.29]Loaded when they go [03:40.15]Oh we will all fry together when we fry [03:44.82]We'll be french fried potatoes by and by [03:48.66]There will be no more misery [03:50.61]When the world is our rotisserie [03:52.62]Yes  we will all fry together when we fry [03:56.75]Down by the old maelstrom [04:04.13]There'll be a storm before the calm [04:08.63]And we will all bake together when we bake [04:13.72]There'll be nobody present at the wake [04:17.41]With complete participation [04:19.25]In that grand incineration [04:21.23]Nearly three billion hunks [04:22.94]Of well done steak [04:25.29]Oh we will all char [04:27.75]Together when we char [04:30.51]And let there be no moaning of the bar [04:33.96]Just sing out a Te Deum [04:35.94]When you see that I C B M [04:37.96]And the party will be come as you are [04:42.54]Oh we will all burn together [04:46.50]When we burn [04:48.46]There'll be no need to stand [04:50.01]And wait your turn [04:52.29]When it's time for the fallout [04:54.23]And Saint Peter calls us all out [04:56.17]We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn [05:00.78]You will all go directly to your [05:02.19]Respective Valhallas [05:05.60]Go directly  do not pass Go [05:07.57]Do not collect two hundred dollars [05:13.40]And we will all go together when we go [05:19.50]Every Hotten hot and every Eskimo [05:23.58]When the air becomes uranious [05:26.65]And we will all go simultaneous [05:30.01]Yes we all will go together [05:31.67]When we all go together [05:33.47]Yes  we all will go together when we go [05:38.69]We Will All Go Together When We Go - Tom Lehrer