Daniel Ingram《Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:34.59]There's ailments all around us in everything we touch and see [00:38.33]A sickness that lies waiting there in every breath you breathe [00:42.15]Disease will up and grab you as it crawls from land and sea [00:45.93]It's amazing how infected that the natural world and all its things can be [00:50.98]Now I understand that some of you don't think you're sick [00:54.01]But twisted hooves and aching joints don't heal all that quick [00:57.85]Consider just how dangerous this world is You might [01:01.21]Slip and fall break or sprain something here tonight [01:04.67]But luckily for you we've got the thing you need [01:08.64]And it's easier when all you need's the cure [01:12.33]The Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic [01:16.05]Is just what the doctor ordered I'm sure [01:18.88]Now I know our claims seem fantastical [01:20.99]Impractical [01:21.92]Improbable [01:22.70]Impossible [01:23.81]And magical [01:25.41]So we welcome every suffering [01:27.37]Pony to make their way up to the stage [01:29.39]Now don't crowd [01:30.50]And we'll prove our tonic's effectiveness before your very eyes [01:33.99]You there Come up here good sir [01:36.39]I'll wager you're tired of those crutches my friend [01:39.26]Try taking a sip of this [01:55.52]That's why you're so lucky we've got the thing for you [02:00.88]Just come on up we've always got some more [02:04.59]Of the Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic [02:08.50]I won't need these crutches to dance out the door [02:11.88]Now how do ya like that [02:13.76]I don't There's somethin' funny about this whole thing [02:19.53]Now some of you may suffer from feelings of despair [02:24.10]You're old you're tired your legs won't work there's grain in your hair [02:28.44]Just listen and I'll tell you that you don't need to fear [02:32.54]Your ears will work your muscles tone your eyes will see so clear [02:36.55]Luckily for us you've got the thing we need [02:40.21]The answer to our problems in a jar [02:43.96]The Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic [02:47.72]Is the greatest ever miracle by far [02:50.74]It cures the reins the spurs and the Clydesdale fur blight [02:54.28]Hooferia and horsentery cured in just a night [02:57.29]You've got swollen hooves and hindquarters or terrible bridlebit cleft [03:01.13]Saunter sitz and gallop plop won't give your tail some heft [03:04.71]Mane loss hay fever or terrible tonsillitis [03:08.00]You heard it here folks [03:09.32]This is the only place in all of Equestria you'll find it [03:12.50]It can make you shorter taller or even grow old [03:16.03]But who'd want that [03:17.00]When with one drink [03:17.99]You can be young again [03:20.07]Sold