Ameritz Countdown Karaoke《Master Of The House》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:06.97]Welcome Monsieur sit yourself down [00:10.27]And meet the best innkeeper in town [00:15.48]As for the restall of 'em crooks [00:18.81]Rooking their guests and crooking the books [00:24.13]Seldom do you see [00:27.54]Honest men like me [00:30.55]A gent of good intent [00:33.35]Who's content to be [00:37.27]Master of the house doling out the charm [00:40.70]Ready with a handshake and an open palm [00:43.95]Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir [00:47.44]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur [00:50.85]Glad to do a friend a favor [00:54.45]Doesn't cost me to be nice [00:57.64]But nothing gets you nothing [00:59.15]Everything has got a little price [01:04.40]Master of the house keeper of the zoo [01:07.37]Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two [01:10.68]Watering the wine making up the weight [01:14.02]Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they [01:15.83]Can't see straight [01:17.24]Everybody loves a landlord [01:20.54]Everybody's bosom friend [01:23.80]I do whatever pleases [01:25.18]Jesus Won't I bleed 'em in the end [01:28.74]Master of the house quick to catch yer eye [01:31.94]Never wants a passerby to pass him by [01:35.12]Servant to the poor butler to the great [01:38.63]Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate [01:41.78]Everybody's boon companion [01:45.07]Everybody's chaperone [01:48.30]But lock up your valises Jesus [01:50.00]Won't I skin you to the bone [01:56.66]Enter Monsieur lay down your load [02:00.01]Unlace your boots rest from the road [02:04.98]This weighs a ton travel's a curse [02:08.43]But here we strive to lighten your purse [02:13.68]Here the goose is cooked [02:17.01]Here the fat is fried [02:19.97]And nothing's overlooked [02:22.72]Till I'm satisfied [02:26.72]Food beyond compare [02:28.20]Food beyond belief [02:29.77]Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef [02:33.36]Kidney of a horse liver of a cat [02:36.59]Filling up the sausages with this and that [02:39.96]Residents are more than welcome [02:43.35]Bridal suite is occupied [02:46.78]Reasonable charges [02:48.13]Plus some little extras on the side [02:53.25]Charge 'em for the lice extra for the mice [02:56.77]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice [03:00.00]Here a little slice there a little cut [03:03.30]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut [03:06.51]When it comes to fixing prices [03:10.03]There are a lot of tricks he knows [03:13.30]How it all increases all them bits and pieces [03:16.12]Jesus It's amazing how it grows [03:19.85]Master of the house quick to catch yer eye [03:23.45]Never wants a passerby to pass him by [03:26.34]Servant to the poor butler to the great [03:29.78]Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate [03:33.04]Everybody's boon companion [03:36.32]Gives 'em everything he's got [03:39.75]Dirty bunch of geezers Jesus [03:41.51]What a sorry little lot [03:48.20]I used to dream that I would meet a prince [03:51.14]But God Almighty have you seen what's happened since [03:57.16]Master of the house [03:58.98]Isn't worth my spit [04:00.82]Comforter philosopher and lifelong shit [04:04.22]Cunning little brain regular Voltaire [04:07.68]Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there [04:11.44]What a cruel trick of nature landed me with [04:15.59]Such a louse [04:18.18]God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard [04:21.09]In the house [04:23.26]Master of the house [04:24.96]Master and a half [04:26.82]Comforter philosopher [04:28.34]Ah don't make me laugh [04:30.16]Servant to the poor butler to the great [04:32.96]Hypocrite and toady and inebriate [04:36.26]Everybody bless the landlord [04:39.47]Everybody bless his spouse [04:42.70]Everybody raise a glass [04:45.91]Raise it up the master's are [04:49.27]Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house