smash cast、Sean Hayes《Ce N est Pas Ma Faute》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:01.38]Some men are born with money [00:03.33]Some men are born with looks [00:05.34]Some men are born with knowledge [00:06.80]You won't find in Descartes' books [00:09.36]One man is given talent [00:11.42]While one is born with strength [00:13.55]Some men are born with shoulders wide [00:15.52]While some endowed with length [00:18.26]But once in every century there comes a blessed morn [00:22.17]A man like moi with all the gifts [00:24.22]I've listed here is born [00:26.50]So this has been my credo since I was very young [00:30.40]I say It's not my fault  or to put it in my tongue [00:36.91]Ce n'est pas ma faute [00:40.02]I'm really not to blame [00:42.57]I fear you'll have to ask the Lord above [00:44.47]Why men do not come out the same [00:47.33]The day that I was born [00:49.59]I crowned just like a prince  it's true [00:52.03]A nursemaid pinched my derriere [00:53.43]And ladies have been pinching ever since [00:55.89]Whoo [00:56.79]My mother heard me cry [00:59.11]She offered up her breast [01:01.31]Then as a man I learned to use [01:02.78]That sad routine to sample all the rest [01:05.85]But when I list my conquests [01:07.72]It's certainly not meant to gloat [01:10.72]It's to remind you all that ce n'est pas ma faute [01:15.07]Ce n'est pas ma faute [01:17.35]I've caused so many rifts [01:19.56]It's truly both a blessing and a curse [01:21.43]That I must always share these gifts [01:23.97]A tutor named Claudine [01:26.29]Once taught me all she knew [01:28.47]And when I had exhausted all she had [01:30.42]Then I taught her a thing or two [01:33.05]The pantry was the place [01:35.23]A serving wench  Suzette [01:36.53]Nice crepes [01:37.51]Taught me a brand-new recipe [01:38.81]Then had me serve it to her on brochette [01:42.07]And so I say to all the crying cuckolds [01:44.73]With their hands around my throat [01:46.84]I'll have her home by ten [01:48.36]And ce n'est pas ma faute [01:52.44]En garde  Coupe  And coup d'arret [01:54.01]The pesky duels won't go away [01:55.52]It's simply not my fault that I'm adored [01:58.46]Touche  seconde  arete  riposte [01:59.97]It's just a fact I do not boast [02:01.49]I'm blessed with something mightier [02:02.92]Than either pen or sword [02:04.84]Now dance  wenches  dance [02:30.80]Ce n'est pas ma faute [02:31.99]He's really not to blame [02:33.44]The problem is the moth [02:34.78]That's always circling the flame [02:36.71]Ce n'est pas ma faute [02:37.99]It's really not his fault [02:39.44]I'm gifted with a treasure [02:40.72]So why keep it in the vault [02:42.66]Ce n'est pas ma faute [02:44.00]Please don't castrate the bull [02:45.53]I beg you don't demagnetize the magnet for it's pull [02:48.63]Pull [02:49.37]Pull [02:50.00]So if you want to find me [02:51.22]I'll be pitching tents beneath your petticoat [02:53.39]I see what keeps this lass afloat [02:54.82]I choose this wench to motorboat [02:56.34]No sheep is safe from this old goat [02:57.91]I'll need some help on this last note [03:00.28]Yes  ce n'est pas ma faute [03:13.19]Oh  are we finished