Voltaire《Cantina》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:16.74]Well I went down to Mos Eisley for a converter [00:24.45]Hell you know how hot it gets on Tatooine [00:32.31]Well then I saw that there cantina [00:36.15]I'll go in for an Orangina [00:40.47]I heard it was rough but how bad could it be [00:55.74]All manner of men and beasts were staring at me [01:03.60]Seems just one week before [01:07.41]Their Twi'lek slave girl walked out the door [01:11.31]And I guess I was the next best thing they'd seen [01:19.14]I lost more than my heart in that Cantina [01:26.91]I left my manhood there on Tatooine [01:34.62]Son it don't mean you're weak [01:38.16]If you turn the other cheek [01:42.45]But if you spread 'em both for Jabba son you ain't a man [01:47.40]Old Hammerhead he fixed his mind to screw me [01:56.37]Whipped out his tool and nailed me to the bar [01:57.27]My anus he destroyed [01:57.93]Now I got me Hemmeroids [01:58.35]They had to wrench him off my nuts with a gaffi bar [01:59.40]I was hit over the head by ol' Han Solo [02:06.00]I'd have never guessed that pirate was a homo [02:13.77]I woke up next to Chewbacca [02:17.61]I was smeared in Wookiee ca ca [02:23.37]And what they did to my poor ******* was a no no [02:32.13]I lost more than my heart in that Cantina [02:35.31]I left my manhood there on Tatooine [02:39.21]Son it don't mean you're weak [02:40.29]If you turn the other cheek [02:41.67]But if you spread 'em both for Jabba son you ain't a man [02:44.07]Ol' Salacious Crumb's so small ya can't detect him [02:48.00]Before I knew it he shoved himself straight in my rectum [02:50.64]And then just to be heinous he screamed real loud out of my anus [02:53.40]Now I got an a hole car alarm and I can't disconnect him [02:58.53]Oh Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie [03:00.12]And he yanked that sucker 'til it wasn't so teeny [03:04.77]He pulled me into Jabba's hut [03:05.67]He stared intently at my butt [03:07.50]And then he oo ta too ta'ed me with his zucchini [03:12.30]I lost more than my heart in that Cantina [03:14.43]I left my manhood there on Tatooine [03:19.95]Son it don't mean you're weak [03:23.49]If you turn the other cheek [03:27.81]But if you spread 'em both for Jabba son you ain't a man [03:32.76]Take it away boys [03:34.23]Band instrumental [04:06.99]Well the guy walked up and said My friend doesn't like you [04:12.75]I said Sorry [04:14.64]He said I don't like you either you better watch yourself [04:19.82]I think his name was Tom Waits [04:22.41]Then some old dude who taught Vader [04:25.86]Chopped his arm off with a saber [04:30.24]That later made for one red hot anal invader [04:38.19]I was broken on the floor beat to a stupor [04:45.84]Then I was saved there at the door were ten stormtroopers [04:50.58]But then my hope faded away [04:57.51]I didn't know they cloned 'em gay [05:03.54]And they each took turns stormtroopin' me in the pooper [05:11.34]I lost more than my heart in that Cantina [05:19.11]I left my manhood there on Tatooine [05:26.79]Son it don't mean you're weak [05:30.27]If you turn the other cheek [05:35.01]Which is why I still go there every week