[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com [00:00.51]Slim Chance and the Can't Hardly Playboys - Billy Joe Shaver [00:12.04]Slim Chance and the Can't Hardly Playboys [00:16.53]Are pickin' at your local saloon [00:20.27]They got a new song out on Polish Records [00:25.02]It'll be a Polish hit real soon [00:30.65]They picked every honky tonk [00:33.67]And bar from here to Timbuktu [00:39.11]Slim Chance and the Can't Hardly Playboys [00:43.61]Are bustin' their butts for you [00:50.19]Out where the cars are up on blocks [00:54.27]And the houses are on wheels [00:58.35]Slim and a big time bookin' agent [01:02.53]They cooked up a hell of a deal [01:08.41]They'd pick every WalMart parkin' lot across the USA [01:17.19]If the Good Lord's willin' and the creek don't rise [01:21.36]And they figure out how to get paid [01:27.37]No Chance was the only chance the Playboys ever had [01:35.55]No matter how they picked 'em [01:39.74]Everything they played was bad [01:45.96]Then Slim come along and he played the songs [01:50.76]That stick right in your head [01:54.31]Slim Chance and the Can't Hardly Playboys [01:59.19]Are really a knockin' 'em dead [02:43.00]Esmeralda Muckinfuch was Slim's good timin' gal [02:51.30]She wasn't much to look at but Slim loved her anyhow [03:01.28]You couldn't beat her when she's sober [03:05.08]But you had to when she's drunk [03:09.73]We all called her the Country Kitty [03:13.47]'Cause she smelled just like a what in the world was that [03:20.30]Slim Chance could be anyone who hangs out in a bar [03:28.35]Or any local yokel who sings and plays guitar [03:38.79]All the boys and girls around the world now [03:43.70]They know who they are [03:47.35]Slim Chance is about the best chance [03:51.31]That they got to be a star [03:59.21]Yesterday I couldn't even spell star and now I are one [04:06.04]I say I ain't but a star I are [04:10.22]Do they not know who we think we are [04:13.56]I'm tellin' ya we're gonna [04:14.73]Get 500 a gig or we ain't playing [04:17.58]I think we need some of them warmes dejours [04:21.41]And some of them carrots and [04:22.83]Other things people get in back of the stage [04:25.20]We need some of them little sausages on toothpicks [04:26.81]Maybe a dressing room that'd be good)
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[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com[00:00.51]Slim Chance and the Can't Hardly Playboys - Billy Joe Shaver
[00:12.04]Slim Chance and the Can't Hardly Playboys
[00:16.53]Are pickin' at your local saloon
[00:20.27]They got a new song out on Polish Records
[00:25.02]It'll be a Polish hit real soon
[00:30.65]They picked every honky tonk
[00:33.67]And bar from here to Timbuktu
[00:39.11]Slim Chance and the Can't Hardly Playboys
[00:43.61]Are bustin' their butts for you
[00:50.19]Out where the cars are up on blocks
[00:54.27]And the houses are on wheels
[00:58.35]Slim and a big time bookin' agent
[01:02.53]They cooked up a hell of a deal
[01:08.41]They'd pick every WalMart parkin' lot across the USA
[01:17.19]If the Good Lord's willin' and the creek don't rise
[01:21.36]And they figure out how to get paid
[01:27.37]No Chance was the only chance the Playboys ever had
[01:35.55]No matter how they picked 'em
[01:39.74]Everything they played was bad
[01:45.96]Then Slim come along and he played the songs
[01:50.76]That stick right in your head
[01:54.31]Slim Chance and the Can't Hardly Playboys
[01:59.19]Are really a knockin' 'em dead
[02:43.00]Esmeralda Muckinfuch was Slim's good timin' gal
[02:51.30]She wasn't much to look at but Slim loved her anyhow
[03:01.28]You couldn't beat her when she's sober
[03:05.08]But you had to when she's drunk
[03:09.73]We all called her the Country Kitty
[03:13.47]'Cause she smelled just like a what in the world was that
[03:20.30]Slim Chance could be anyone who hangs out in a bar
[03:28.35]Or any local yokel who sings and plays guitar
[03:38.79]All the boys and girls around the world now
[03:43.70]They know who they are
[03:47.35]Slim Chance is about the best chance
[03:51.31]That they got to be a star
[03:59.21]Yesterday I couldn't even spell star and now I are one
[04:06.04]I say I ain't but a star I are
[04:10.22]Do they not know who we think we are
[04:13.56]I'm tellin' ya we're gonna
[04:14.73]Get 500 a gig or we ain't playing
[04:17.58]I think we need some of them warmes dejours
[04:21.41]And some of them carrots and
[04:22.83]Other things people get in back of the stage
[04:25.20]We need some of them little sausages on toothpicks
[04:26.81]Maybe a dressing room that'd be good)
