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[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com[00:00.20]I believe in the Zodiac
[00:01.54]Yeah I do I'm a Leo I love Titanic
[00:03.95]Uh this is something a little bit more
[00:06.34]Something a little bit more bidly ironic my grandmother
[00:09.18]Uh she was a Cancer and
[00:11.98]She was actually killed by a giant crab
[00:19.71]This is a song about the idea of irony
[00:21.42]So strap in
[00:24.82]My dog's stomach was very upset
[00:27.15]So I put him in the car
[00:28.69]And we went to the vet
[00:30.06]And on our way to the vet
[00:32.66]I killed a cat
[00:33.57]Hey I said isn't that ironic
[00:37.54]I adopted a child from overseas
[00:40.67]To rescue him from child labor factories
[00:43.25]And on his very first birthday
[00:44.94]We went to build a bear workshop
[00:48.62]Isn't that ironic
[00:51.21]Isn't that I R O N I C
[00:53.59]I N O R I R O N I C
[00:57.11]A water park has burned to the ground and a
[01:00.23]A tow truck has broken down
[01:02.63]I always used to cry when I laughed
[01:05.31]And then I was raped by a clown
[01:13.49]Isn't that ironic
[01:17.77]I was watching Al Gore on CNN
[01:20.47]He was talking and talking and talking and then
[01:23.53]Out of boredom my pet polar bear shot himself
[01:28.75]Isn't that ironic
[01:31.76]I dated an animal rights activist
[01:34.10]And one day she got really pissed
[01:36.69]Because I was eating veal that was wrapped in pita bread
[01:41.11]Peta f**k it
[01:44.75]Isn't that I R O N I C
[01:46.97]I N O R I R O N I C
[01:51.95]I'm a stand up comic
[01:53.62]And I always sit and slouch
[01:56.45]And I got my girlfriend pregnant
[01:59.04]On my sterile uncle's pull out couch
[02:06.28]Isn't that ironic I R O N I C
[02:09.79]Yeah if everyday you play the board game risk
[02:13.08]You've probably never taken a risk in your life
[02:16.39]And Monopoly has far from a stranglehold
[02:19.33]On the board game market
[02:20.96]A little kid died from suffocation
[02:23.20]When he choked on a game piece from operation
[02:25.95]And I can't grow a beard
[02:28.89]That one's not ironic that one's just sad
[02:38.19]Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant
[02:49.76]My grandfather had Alzheimer's
[02:52.21]And one day we were
