[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com [00:26.47]Dum diti dum dang dang di dum [00:30.98]2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum [00:35.63]1 bum said look Jack I'm the sh*t [00:40.44]Put his knees to his ears and sucked his own xxxx [00:50.11]My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue [00:54.76]She never liked me and I know that's true [00:59.32]Kicked me out the crib becuz I got a tattoo [01:04.41]No one loves me and no one cares [01:09.17]And all I ever get is funny stares [01:13.78]I can't help it if I'm nothin but a wino [01:18.26]So I hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos [01:23.16]Stealin' bottles of booze outta A & P [01:27.75]I know a girl at Denny's and I always eat free [01:32.94]Got the same birthdate as Thomas Crapper [01:37.70]For Christmas I bought the old man the Clapper [01:42.43]I'm so dapper u can call me Dan [01:46.92]But they call me round eye when I'm chilin in Japan [01:51.81]Got a bad a** b**ch adn she ain't no dike [01:56.64]But f**k that ho and let me tell ya what I like [02:01.18]I like bean burritos from Taco Bell [02:05.95]I like trippin on acid with xxxx Vitale [02:24.90]My hair ain't plastic and my clothes aren't clashin' [02:29.42]I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90's fashion [02:34.24]Took too many many trip and now I can's stop trippin [02:38.16]My mellow D killed a rat in the kitchen [02:43.63]U think u toke tuff I'd disagree [02:48.36]Nobody blows more doobs than Richard D [02:53.19]I get ill on hoes who I know ain't fertile [02:57.95]I'm a real jet setter like Cecil turtle [03:02.79]I'm down with Bill Bands so F**k Joe Glover [03:07.47]And while I'm at it muther f**k fat a** Sally Struthers [03:12.21]U look fine girl kinda undercover [03:16.84]But I can't f**k ya cuz you look like my mother [03:21.85]I said dang digee dang di dang dang [03:26.56]It ain't Eric Estrada or Kool and The Gang [03:31.29]U know I hand in the Clem chillin on the strip [03:36.21]With all them mother f**kers who slang that sh*t [03:40.49]U know I'm a pimp hold my xxxx like a holster [03:45.02]U sing it "all the girls want a kid rock poster" [03:50.17]Lifes a big joke and that's how it strikes me [03:55.28]But f**k it cuz I know "Somebody up there likes me "
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[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com[00:26.47]Dum diti dum dang dang di dum
[00:30.98]2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum
[00:35.63]1 bum said look Jack I'm the sh*t
[00:40.44]Put his knees to his ears and sucked his own xxxx
[00:50.11]My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue
[00:54.76]She never liked me and I know that's true
[00:59.32]Kicked me out the crib becuz I got a tattoo
[01:04.41]No one loves me and no one cares
[01:09.17]And all I ever get is funny stares
[01:13.78]I can't help it if I'm nothin but a wino
[01:18.26]So I hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos
[01:23.16]Stealin' bottles of booze outta A & P
[01:27.75]I know a girl at Denny's and I always eat free
[01:32.94]Got the same birthdate as Thomas Crapper
[01:37.70]For Christmas I bought the old man the Clapper
[01:42.43]I'm so dapper u can call me Dan
[01:46.92]But they call me round eye when I'm chilin in Japan
[01:51.81]Got a bad a** b**ch adn she ain't no dike
[01:56.64]But f**k that ho and let me tell ya what I like
[02:01.18]I like bean burritos from Taco Bell
[02:05.95]I like trippin on acid with xxxx Vitale
[02:24.90]My hair ain't plastic and my clothes aren't clashin'
[02:29.42]I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90's fashion
[02:34.24]Took too many many trip and now I can's stop trippin
[02:38.16]My mellow D killed a rat in the kitchen
[02:43.63]U think u toke tuff I'd disagree
[02:48.36]Nobody blows more doobs than Richard D
[02:53.19]I get ill on hoes who I know ain't fertile
[02:57.95]I'm a real jet setter like Cecil turtle
[03:02.79]I'm down with Bill Bands so F**k Joe Glover
[03:07.47]And while I'm at it muther f**k fat a** Sally Struthers
[03:12.21]U look fine girl kinda undercover
[03:16.84]But I can't f**k ya cuz you look like my mother
[03:21.85]I said dang digee dang di dang dang
[03:26.56]It ain't Eric Estrada or Kool and The Gang
[03:31.29]U know I hand in the Clem chillin on the strip
[03:36.21]With all them mother f**kers who slang that sh*t
[03:40.49]U know I'm a pimp hold my xxxx like a holster
[03:45.02]U sing it "all the girls want a kid rock poster"
[03:50.17]Lifes a big joke and that's how it strikes me
[03:55.28]But f**k it cuz I know "Somebody up there likes me "
