Eminem《Real Slim Shady》[MP3_LRC]

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[00:02.82]May I have your attention please
[00:06.27]May I have your attention please
[00:08.57]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:11.14]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:15.68]We're going to have a problem here
[00:18.03]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.37]Jaws all on the floor
[00:21.35]Like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.23]Started whoopin her a** worse than before
[00:24.94]They first get divorced throwing her over furniture
[00:27.55]It's the return of the
[00:28.81]Oh wait no way your kidding
[00:30.37]He didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:32.68]And Dr Dre said
[00:34.08]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement
[00:37.25]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.67]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:41.13]Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.51]Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:46.12]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.61]But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:50.81]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:53.02]But can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.28]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:57.81]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.92]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.13]And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
[01:04.49]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06.37]By the time they hit 4th grade
[01:07.55]They got the discovery channel don't they
[01:09.39]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:12.31]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:14.45]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16.09]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.52]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:20.86]Women wave your panty h*es sing the chorus and it goes
[01:23.18]I'm Slim Shady
[01:24.04]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:25.21]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:27.41]So won't the real Slim Shady
[01:28.80]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:32.21]Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:33.21]Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.31]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.51]So won't the real Slim shady
[01:38.07]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:41.21]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43.71]Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
[01:46.08]You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[01:48.03]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:50.64]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
[01:52.92]Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:54.83]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:57.30]Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.71]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:02.09]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04.44]Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.66]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
[02:09.10]I should download her audio on mp3
[02:11.24]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D
[02:13.95]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:15.39]All you do is annoy me
[02:16.52]So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.51]And theres a million of us just like me
[02:20.43]Who cuss like me
[02:21.35]Who just don't give a f**k like me
[02:22.72]Who dress like me
[02:23.62]Walk talk and act like me
[02:24.83]It just might be the next best thing
[02:26.58]But not quite me
[02:27.70]I'm Slim Shady
[02:28.58]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:29.80]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:32.10]So won't the real Slim Shady
[02:33.36]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:36.85]Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:37.75]Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:39.01]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:41.39]So won't the real Slim shady
[02:42.78]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:45.80]I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[02:47.05]Cause I'm only giving you
[02:48.12]Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:50.70]The only difference is
[02:51.40]I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
[02:53.31]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:55.62]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:57.36]And whether you like to admit it
[02:58.66]I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[03:01.98]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
[03:04.45]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[03:06.92]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
[03:09.22]Pinching nurses a**es
[03:10.26]When I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[03:12.02]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:13.76]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:16.05]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:18.64]Or in the parking lot circling
[03:20.00]Screaming I don't give a f**k
[03:21.35]With his windows down and system up
[03:23.11]So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:25.29]And put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:27.61]And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.80]And one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:32.56]Cuz I'm Slim Shady
[03:33.23]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:34.39]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:36.67]So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:38.07]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:41.31]Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:42.36]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:43.52]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:45.64]So won't the real Slim shady
[03:47.25]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:50.50]I'm Slim Shady
[03:51.59]Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:52.74]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.93]So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:56.41]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:59.86]Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[04:00.92]Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:02.04]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:04.22]So won't the real Slim shady
[04:05.76]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[04:10.27]Ha ha
[04:11.50]Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:15.10]F**k it let's all stand up