CHVRT H!TS《The Real Slim Shady》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:02.82]May I have your attention please [00:06.27]May I have your attention please [00:08.57]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:11.14]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:15.68]We're going to have a problem here [00:18.03]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:20.37]Jaws all on the floor [00:21.35]Like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:23.23]Started whoopin her a** worse than before [00:24.94]They first get divorced throwing her over furniture [00:27.55]It's the return of the [00:28.81]Oh wait no way your kidding [00:30.37]He didn't just say what I think he did did he [00:32.68]And Dr Dre said [00:34.08]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement [00:37.25]Feminist women love Eminem [00:38.67]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:41.13]Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:43.51]Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though [00:46.12]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.61]But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:50.81]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose [00:53.02]But can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:55.28]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:57.81]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.92]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:02.13]And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is [01:04.49]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:06.37]By the time they hit 4th grade [01:07.55]They got the discovery channel don't they [01:09.39]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:12.31]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:14.45]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:16.09]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18.52]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [01:20.86]Women wave your panty h*es sing the chorus and it goes [01:23.18]I'm Slim Shady [01:24.04]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:25.21]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:27.41]So won't the real Slim Shady [01:28.80]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [01:32.21]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [01:33.21]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:34.31]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:36.51]So won't the real Slim shady [01:38.07]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [01:41.21]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:43.71]Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too [01:46.08]You think I give a damm about a Grammy [01:48.03]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:50.64]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird [01:52.92]Why So you guys can just lie to get me here [01:54.83]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [01:57.30]Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.71]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:02.09]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:04.44]Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV [02:06.66]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe [02:09.10]I should download her audio on mp3 [02:11.24]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D [02:13.95]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups [02:15.39]All you do is annoy me [02:16.52]So I've been sent here to destroy you [02:18.51]And theres a million of us just like me [02:20.43]Who cuss like me [02:21.35]Who just don't give a f**k like me [02:22.72]Who dress like me [02:23.62]Walk talk and act like me [02:24.83]It just might be the next best thing [02:26.58]But not quite me [02:27.70]I'm Slim Shady [02:28.58]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:29.80]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:32.10]So won't the real Slim Shady [02:33.36]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:36.85]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [02:37.75]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:39.01]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:41.39]So won't the real Slim shady [02:42.78]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:45.80]I'm like a headtrip to listen to [02:47.05]Cause I'm only giving you [02:48.12]Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:50.70]The only difference is [02:51.40]I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll [02:53.31]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all [02:55.62]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:57.36]And whether you like to admit it [02:58.66]I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there [03:01.98]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums [03:04.45]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 [03:06.92]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty [03:09.22]Pinching nurses a**es [03:10.26]When I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking [03:12.02]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:13.76]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' [03:16.05]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings [03:18.64]Or in the parking lot circling [03:20.00]Screaming I don't give a f**k [03:21.35]With his windows down and system up [03:23.11]So will the real Shady please stand up [03:25.29]And put one of those fingures on each hand up [03:27.61]And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:29.80]And one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:32.56]Cuz I'm Slim Shady [03:33.23]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:34.39]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:36.67]So won't the real Slim Shady [03:38.07]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:41.31]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [03:42.36]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:43.52]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:45.64]So won't the real Slim shady [03:47.25]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:50.50]I'm Slim Shady [03:51.59]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:52.74]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:54.93]So won't the real Slim Shady [03:56.41]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:59.86]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [04:00.92]Yes I'm the real Shady [04:02.04]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:04.22]So won't the real Slim shady [04:05.76]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [04:10.27]Ha ha [04:11.50]Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us [04:15.10]F**k it  let's all stand up