andy griffith《What It Was, Was Football, Pts. 1 & 2》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:00.41]What It Was Was Football [00:01.39]It was back last October I believe it was [00:03.48]We was a-goin t hold [00:04.50]A tent service in this college town [00:07.75]And we got thar about dinnertime on Saturday [00:11.74]And different ones [00:12.65]Of us thought we ought to get us a mouthful to eat before [00:15.59]That we set up the tent [00:17.53]And so we got down off of the truck and followed this little bunch of [00:21.48]People through this small little bitty patch of woods [00:26.03]And we come up on a big sign says Get somethin to eat here [00:30.83]And I went up and got me two hot dogs and a big Orange drink [00:35.90]And before I could take ary mouthful of that food this whole raft of [00:41.42]People come up around me [00:42.67]And got me to where I couldn't eat nothin up like [00:45.98]And I dropped my big orange drink I did [00:49.64]Well friends they commenced to move and they wasnt so much [00:53.03]I could do except to move with em [00:55.63]Well we commenced to go through all kinds of doors and gates [00:59.18]And I don't know what all and I looked up over one of em [01:02.17]And it says north gate and we kept on a-goin through there [01:05.90]And pretty soon we come up on a young boy [01:08.64]And he says Ticket please And I says Friend I don't have a ticket [01:13.54]I don't even know where it is that I'm a-goin I did [01:18.20]Well he says Come out as quick as you can [01:21.87]And I says Ill do erIll turn around the first chance I get [01:28.18]Well we kept on a-movin through there and pretty soon everyone [01:32.24]Got where it was that they was agoin because they parted [01:35.92]And I could see pretty good I could [01:39.91]And what I seen was this whole raft a people a-settin on these [01:44.91]Two banks and a-lookin at one another acrosst this purty little [01:48.76]Green cow pasture well they was and somebody had took [01:54.82]And drawed white lines all over it and drove posts in it and [01:58.76]I don't know what all And I looked down there and I seen [02:02.30]Five or six convicts a-runnin up and down and a-blowin whistles [02:06.82]They was [02:08.03]And then I looked down there and I seen these pretty girls [02:12.23]A-wearin these little bitty short dresses and a-dancin around [02:15.55]An so I set down and thought id see what it was that was [02:19.34]A-gonna happen I did [02:21.58]And about the time I got set down good I looked down there [02:25.34]And I seen thirty or forty men come a-runnin out of one end [02:29.40]Of a great big outhouse down there they did [02:36.89]An everybody where I was a-settin got up and hollered [02:40.52]And about that time thirty or forty come a-runnin out of the [02:43.63]Other end of that outhouse and the other bank full [02:46.48]THEY got up and hollered [02:48.71]An I asked this feller that was a-settin beside me I says [02:52.03]Friend what is it that they're a-hollerin for [02:54.72]Well he whopped me on the back and he says [02:57.21]Buddy have a drink [03:00.76]Well I says I believe I will have another big Orange [03:04.22]An I got it and set back down [03:11.11]An when I got back down there again I seen that them men [03:13.92]Had got in two little bitty bunches down there [03:24.23]They voted and elected one man apiece [03:27.57]And them two men come out in the middle of that cow pasture [03:30.96]And shook hands like they hadnt seen one another in a long time [03:34.62]And then a convict come over to where they was a-standin an he [03:38.00]Took out a quarter and they commenced to odd-man right there [03:43.87]They did [03:45.46]Well after a while I seen what it was that they was a-odd-mannin for [03:52.68]It was that both bunches-full of them men wanted this funny-lookin [03:56.27]Little punkin to play with they did and I know friends that they [04:01.86]Couldn't-a eat it cause they kicked it the whole evenin [04:04.23]And it never busted [04:08.17]But anyhow what I was a-tellin was that both bunches-full wanted [04:12.83]That thang and one bunch got it an it made the other bunch [04:16.82]Just as mad as they could be and friends I seen that evenin [04:20.39]The awfullest fight that id ever seen in my life [04:24.50]I did They would run at one another and kick one another [04:28.30]And throw one another down and stomp on one another [04:31.24]And grind their feet in one another and I don't know what all [04:34.52]And just as fast as one would get hurt theyd tote him off [04:37.77]And run anothern on [04:46.57]Well they done that as long as I set there but pretty soon [04:52.62]This boy that had said ticket please he come up to me and [04:56.48]He says friend you're gonna have to leave because it is that [05:00.02]You don't have a ticket and I says well alright an I got up [05:04.79]An left an I don't know friends until this day what it was that they [05:09.16]Was a-doin down there but I have studied about it and I think its [05:13.39]Some kindly of a contest where they see which bunch-full of them [05:17.73]Men can take that punkin an run from one end of that cow pasture [05:22.83]To the othern without either gettin knocked down [05:26.46]Er steppin in somethin