Pain《The Song Of The 7 Inch Cowboy》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:00.71]The Song Of The 7 Inch Cowboy - Pain [00:01.02]I'm a seven inch cowboy [00:03.89]With a tiny pair of six guns [00:07.43]Five will get you ten [00:10.16]I betcha never seen one [00:19.69]Well I'm a seven inch cowboy [00:21.76]How do you be [00:23.09]And I'm used to people gawking [00:24.35]And a-staring at me [00:26.50]But I wasnt always so gol-darned wee [00:29.36]Let me tell you my story [00:30.95]You can listen for free [00:32.75]For seven long years [00:33.86]Now that's a year for every inch I stand [00:35.94]I've traveled small and lonely down [00:37.08]The byways of this giant land [00:38.94]Like a country western Lilliputian [00:40.73]Too afraid to stop [00:41.98]I'm at the bottom of the food chain [00:43.82]Whereas I once was at the top [00:45.56]I wandered on foot  my horse had [00:47.71]Done abandoned me [00:48.69]And every town I come to's like a [00:50.51]Terrible dream [00:52.00]The other cowboys mocked me [00:53.13]And spit tobacco like meteors [00:55.09]Watching me dodge them and laughing [00:56.54]At my small squeaky scream [00:58.25]I went to a saloon to get a drink [01:00.29]They wouldnt serve me [01:01.43]They stuffed me in a glass and slid [01:02.95]Me up and down the bar [01:04.59]And all the barroom women gathered [01:06.35]Round and had their way with me [01:07.81]They sang a song both cold and mean [01:09.47]Cause that's how women are [01:10.57]They sang a man can pan for gold and [01:12.28]Strike it rich and be a millionaire [01:14.17]Or ride the rodeo and be the best one [01:16.30]At it anywhere [01:17.37]Drive a brand new car  be a movie star [01:20.43]Size is all that counts and there you are [01:23.47]And I'm a seven-inch cowboy [01:26.72]With a tiny pair of six guns [01:30.13]Five will get you ten [01:32.92]I bet you never seen one [01:55.78]Now as you can imagine  I'd grown [01:57.60]Pretty bitter [01:58.83]Although that's the only way in which [02:01.05]I had grown [02:02.10]And in that seventh year I finally [02:03.58]Found my transgressor [02:05.18]The man who had shrunk me  the [02:06.79]Worst fiend I'd ever known [02:08.49]The mad Professor Mentley was [02:09.72]His name and I drew near [02:11.59]I hopped upon his shoulder and [02:13.12]I grabbed him by the ear [02:14.76]I held my little pistols up and I [02:16.51]Told him lookee here [02:17.85]You made me this way  it's time [02:19.58]To pay you gol-darned queer [02:22.67]The professor said wait  wait [02:27.56]Now you know me and I know you [02:30.51]And you know that strange experiments [02:32.32]Are just what I do [02:33.95]It's less like a passtime and more [02:35.81]Like a job [02:36.89]Why  if I didn't do it  I'd be an [02:38.84]Unemployed slob [02:40.01]Now I know that won't suffice and it won't [02:42.02]Set you at ease [02:43.27]But I'm thinking fast as I can for a man [02:45.10]Who's down on his knees [02:46.42]And just this passing moment I had a [02:48.41]Thought  here's what I thunk [02:49.58]Where would you be today if you hadn't [02:51.77]Gotten shrunk [02:52.81]Just another nameless cowboy  a [02:54.72]Mediocre bumpking [02:56.05]Riding in the sun  skin burnt the color [02:58.43]Of a pumpking [02:59.38]Reviled by the ladies  ridiculed by [03:01.14]Other men [03:02.56]Nothing to set you apart  nor would [03:04.25]There ever have been [03:05.71]Then I came along  yes me  Professor Mently [03:08.89]I gave you a gift  though you're [03:10.73]Ungrateful evidently [03:12.26]I plucked you from your average status [03:13.86]Made you unique [03:15.03]You're a seven inch cowboy  not a [03:17.10]Six foot freak [03:18.09]From every corner of the globe folks [03:19.43]Will come to adore you [03:21.70]Nations will bow and throw their [03:23.66]Riches before you [03:24.56]You'll be diminitive in stature but [03:26.42]A titan inside [03:27.76]Because I  your true friend  chose [03:29.45]To stand by your side [03:30.88]Now I cogitated on the words Professor [03:33.18]Mentley shared [03:34.22]And I wondered if perhaps he only said [03:36.26]Em cause he was scared [03:37.67]My guns were weighing heavy in [03:39.24]My hands  my heart was low [03:40.93]When suddenly some old advice [03:42.92]Came to me soft and slow [03:46.78]Well my pop told me it don't matter [03:48.90]Where a fella goes [03:50.29]You can sail through icy straights [03:51.90]And misty archipelagoes [03:53.60]Travel to the moon  orbit every star [03:56.59]Size don't really count and there you are [03:59.86]You're still a man however big you are [04:03.32]And I'm a seven-inch cowboy [04:06.73]With a tiny pair of six guns [04:10.23]Five will get you ten [04:12.93]You'll never see another one [04:16.03]I guess Professor Mentley had a [04:17.69]Point although I shot him anyway [04:19.63]There's never been a gentleman like [04:21.23]Me and that is safe to say [04:22.76]Well I've thought real long and hard [04:24.49]So hard my brain is numb [04:27.28]Now I say Hollywood  Hollywood [04:28.83]Hollywood here I come