stanley holloway《The Beefeater》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:00.98]The Beefeater - Stanley Holloway [00:08.36]Oh dear starting another day I suppose [00:11.45]Showing these ere gumps around the tower [00:14.86]Still it's got to be done [00:17.13]Someone's got to do it [00:18.67]Good morning what's that [00:21.06]Will I show you around t'tower sir [00:23.10]You're from Yorkshire sir [00:24.46]Ba goom the world's small [00:27.44]I'm from Yorkshire meself aye [00:29.52]These ere cockneys don't know [00:31.63]There's a tower here at all [00:34.14]First of all sir we come to the canteen [00:37.28]Where you wash the cobwebs off your chest [00:40.35]That's our motto there [00:41.82]Honi soit qui may y pense [00:44.28]And in Yorkshire that means beer is best [00:48.26]Eh I'll have a pint sir and thank yer [00:51.87]You'll find it good ale to sup [00:55.12]Well as guy Fawkes said when he got bunged in dungeon [00:58.81]And tumbled head first bottoms up [01:02.50]That big ole outside is the moat sir [01:05.56]And they do say if ever john bull [01:08.28]Sells the tower for a road house with cracks puttied up [01:12.05]It'll make a damn fine swimming pool [01:16.01]And now sir we come to armoury [01:19.08]Here's the tin pants of xxxx coeur de lion [01:22.86]Just imagine the job that his old woman had [01:26.08]Putting patches on with soldering iron [01:29.66]Here's the shirt and the chainmail black prince wore [01:33.48]To starch and iron that were real tricky [01:36.31]It took three boilermakers to put on his shirt [01:39.82]And a blacksmith to put on his xxxxy [01:43.10]And this ere's the real eadsman's block sir [01:46.91]From this many eads fell with a thud [01:50.59]Ee to keep all these ere stains fresh [01:53.93]All these three hundred years [01:55.19]We've used buckets and buckets of blood [01:59.06]Ere's the axe that's the genuine axe sir [02:02.57]That's given royal necks some ard whacks [02:06.28]Tho it's ad a new andle and perhaps a new head [02:09.82]But it's a real old original axe [02:13.09]And down here's where princes were murdered [02:16.57]Aye strangled poor kids in cold blood [02:21.08]And what's worse down here [02:22.83]I tossed scotsman for shilling [02:24.79]I won but the shilling was dud [02:28.20]And here's where they tortured the prisoners [02:31.04]On that rack when they wouldn't confess [02:34.56]They were crushed till their blood ran drip drip drip [02:41.10]Feeling faint sir well here's sergeant's mess [02:45.37]Eh oh thank you I will have a pint sir [02:49.04]For talking's a day's work bet your life [02:52.27]For when I show you ducking stool they had for women [02:56.27]By goom you'll wish you'd brought the wife [03:00.35]And why do they call us beefeaters [03:04.21]Is it couse we eat beef sir nay nay [03:08.12]The sergeant eats pork and the corporal eats bacon [03:11.84]But I eat tripe three times a day [03:15.36]And so you shall know we're beefeaters [03:18.86]There's me who has fought in the wars [03:21.72]As to walk round with frills on me neck like a hambone [03:25.58]A daft hat and purple plus fours [03:29.71]But here's why they call us beefeaters [03:34.39]King alfred one night so they say [03:37.78]Fell over the feet of the sentry [03:39.88]And shouted oi keep your b feet out of the way