Tom Waits《Step Right Up》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:11.31]Step right up step right up step right up [00:17.10]Everyone's a winner bargains galore [00:20.56]That's right you too can be the proud owner [00:23.06]Of the quality goes in before the name goes on [00:27.98]Onetenth of a dollar one tenth of a dollar [00:31.66]We got service after sales [00:34.02]You need perfume we got perfume how 'bout an engagement ring [00:38.08]Something for the little lady something for the little lady [00:40.12]Something for the little lady hmm [00:41.93]Three for a dollar [00:43.82]We got a year end clearance we got a white sale [00:46.36]And a smoke damaged furniture you can drive it away today [00:51.23]Act now act now and receive as our gift [00:55.75]Our gift to you [00:56.62]They come in all colors one size fits all [01:00.87]No muss no fuss no spills you're tired of kitchen drudgery [01:03.93]Everything must go going out of business going out of business [01:07.00]Going out of business sale [01:09.11]Fifty percent off original retail price skip the middle man [01:13.44]Don't settle for less [01:14.58]How do we do it how do we do'it volume volume [01:16.69]Turn up the volume [01:19.41]Now you've heard it advertised don't hesitate [01:23.22]Don't be caught with your drawers down [01:24.49]Don't be caught with your drawers down [01:26.57]You can step right up step right up [01:30.21]That's right it filets it chops it dices slices [01:32.87]Never stops lasts a lifetime mows your lawn [01:36.45]And it mows your awn and [01:37.44]It picks up the kids from school [01:38.69]It gets ridof unwanted facial hair it gets rid of [01:40.66]Embarrassing age spots [01:41.65]It delivers a pizza and it lengthens and it strengthens [01:46.39]And it finds that slipper that's been at large [01:48.87]Under the chaise lounge for several weeks [01:51.63]And it plays a mean Rhythm master [01:53.42]It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick your collar [01:56.50]And it's only dollar step right up [01:59.82]It's only a dollar step right up [02:02.56]'Cause it forges your signature [02:04.64]If not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of product [02:07.89]For complete refund of price of purchase [02:10.71]Step rightup [02:12.53]Please allow thirty days for delivery don't be fooled by cheap imitations [02:15.76]You can live in it live in [02:17.24]It laugh in it love in it [02:18.52]Swim in it sleep in it [02:19.61]Live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it [02:21.78]Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets that's right [02:25.44]And it entertains visiting relatives it turns a sandwich into a banquet [02:31.36]Tired of being the life of the party [02:32.95]Change your shorts change your life change your life [02:35.53]Change into a nine year old Hindu boy get rid of your wife [02:40.49]And it walks your dog and it doubles on sax [02:43.64]Doubles on sax you can jump back Jack see you later alligator [02:46.36]See you later alligator [02:47.39]And it steals your car [02:49.26]It gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking [02:51.50]It's a friend and it's a companion [02:53.16]And it's the only product you will ever need [02:55.09]Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing [02:58.61]Well it takes weights off hips bust thighs chin midriff [03:02.35]Gives you dandruff and it's finds you [03:04.94]Ajob it is a job [03:07.66]And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange [03:11.99]And it gives you denture breath [03:15.22]And you know it's a friend and it's a companion [03:18.72]And it gets rid of your traveler's checks [03:21.52]It's new it's improved it's old fashioned [03:23.20]Well it takes care of business never needs winding [03:25.72]Never needs winding never needs winding [03:28.80]Gets rid of blackheads the heartbreak of psoriasis [03:31.38]Christ you don't know the meaning of heartbreak buddy [03:33.69]C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon [03:37.69]'Cause it's effective it's defective it creates household odors [03:40.77]It disinfects it sanitizes for your protection [03:44.94]It's gives you an erection it wins the election [03:47.95]Why put up with painful corns any longer [03:50.24]It's a redeemable coupon no obligation no salesman will visit your home [03:54.21]We got a jackpot jackpot jackpot prizes prizes prizes all work guaranteed [04:01.29]How do we do it How do we do it [04:02.34]How do we do it how do we do it [04:04.27]We need your business we're going out of business [04:08.17]We'll give you the business [04:09.81]Get on the business end of our going out of business sale [04:13.39]Receive our free brochure free brochure [04:18.56]Read the easy to follow assembly instructions batteries not included [04:26.04]Send before midnight tomorrow terms available [04:27.75]Step right up Step right up step right up [04:34.33]You got it buddy the large print giveth and [04:37.94]The small print taketh away [04:41.19]Step right up you can step right up [04:44.60]You can step right up [04:46.26]Cmon step right up [04:50.02]Getaway from me kid you bother me [04:52.52]Step right up step right up step right up [05:08.51]C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon [05:13.64]Step right up you can step right up [05:16.89]C'mon and step right up [05:18.84]Cmon and step right up