Robert Earl Keen《10,000 Chinese Walk Into A Bar》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:16.64]10000 chinese walk into a bar [00:20.39]Order upa beer [00:23.39]The barman says  its funny you know [00:26.58]We don't get many Chinese in here [00:30.95]I don't know if i got it right [00:34.83]Maybe no one knows [00:38.39]Its just a joke i heard one night [00:42.33]And thats the way it goes [00:47.02]I ll have one [00:50.39]Grab a chair and stay all night [00:54.26]Make yourself at home [00:57.33]I may be wrong but thats alright [01:01.33]I am not alone [01:11.14]A little man in this little town [01:14.52]He wears a lot of hats [01:18.46]He always out tom cattin around [01:22.21]Hes got a thing for cats [01:26.08]I ain't seen him with a cat [01:29.96]So ain't really sure [01:33.58]But listen close cause when he talks [01:37.08]Sometimes you hear him purr [01:42.39]There ain't a cure [01:45.58]Grab a chair and stay all night [01:48.65]Make yourself at home [01:53.22]I may be wrong but thats alright [01:56.59]I am not alone [02:06.09]Another man he loved duct tape [02:09.62]He made a duct tape suit [02:12.81]And he had duct tape [02:15.37]From the top of his hat [02:17.44]To the heel of his cowboy boot [02:21.13]And when he died they buried him [02:24.94]Down in that cold cold ground [02:28.62]And they stuff him [02:30.00]In that pine box boy [02:32.44]And then they taped him down [02:37.31]I was out of town [02:40.75]Grab a chair and stay all night [02:44.19]Make yourself at home [02:47.94]I may be wrong but thats alright [02:52.00]I am not alone [03:19.25]And then there was this Irishman [03:22.06]Who  uh  stayed drunk all time [03:26.62]I'm sorry friend i screwed that up [03:30.68]I told you the punch line [03:34.06]Anyway i got to split [03:37.43]There just about to close [03:41.12]But ill be back tomorrow night [03:44.93]Cause that the way it goes [03:48.75]Yeah thats the way it goes