Rudy Mancuso《鬼知道歌手们为了押韵还会干出什么来，看完突然有点心疼这位小哥……》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:00.22]Musical Fiction - Rudy Mancuso [00:15.78]There was a lonely guy named Robert [00:17.48]Who was feeling kind of down [00:19.09]So he got himself a coffee [00:22.15]C'mon he's depressed he wouldn't drink coffee [00:29.81]There was a lonely guy named Robert [00:31.55]Who was feeling kind of down [00:33.12]So he got himself a beer [00:36.56]Sown drown clown [00:42.00]So he got himself a beer [00:43.59]And he saw a weird clown [00:46.27]No it's weird [00:47.19]So he got himself a beer [00:48.72]And then he started to drown [00:51.07]Mhm [00:51.67]So he got himself a beer [00:53.07]And he made a weird sound Caw [00:55.57]So he got himself a beer [00:57.07]And then he was wearing a gown [00:58.93]So he got himself a beer [01:00.34]And then he had a nervous breakdown [01:05.03]Oh I got it [01:07.89]There was a lonely guy named Robert [01:09.40]Who was feeling kind of down [01:10.97]So he got himself a beer [01:12.58]And he sat there with a frown [01:14.68]His girlfriend just broke up with him that day [01:17.04]So things were not okay [01:20.98]So he got himself an Uber [01:23.19]Wait Robert's broke [01:25.96]So he got himself a Lyft without any hesitation [01:29.24]Driver said where are you going [01:30.83]I don't have a destination [01:32.44]He said that's pretty weird [01:34.03]Why would you order a car if you don't know where you gonna go [01:37.02]Are you stupid or something what the is wrong with you [01:40.68]It's way too aggressive [01:41.68]Driver said where are you going [01:43.20]I don't have a destination [01:44.89]He said I know a nice bar that has great booze [01:47.49]I don't know what rhymes with booze what rhymes with booze [01:52.97]He said I know a nice bar that has great booze [01:55.38]I'm a big fan of Tom Cruise [01:59.80]So he got himself a Lyft without any hesitation [02:02.97]Driver said where are you going [02:04.60]I don't have a destination [02:06.48]He said I know a nice bar that has great booze [02:08.95]Well I have nothing to lose [02:12.92]So he got out of the car and made his way inside the bar [02:16.57]The driver out the window yelled please give me five stars [02:19.87]He then sat down to get a drink from the bartender by the sink [02:23.14]That's when he saw the very thing that changed his whole reality [02:27.48]And oh it was the prettiest face in the world [02:32.23]She was unlike any other girl [02:35.75]She smiled and her teeth were white as pearls oh yeah [02:39.76]Like any other girl [02:43.77]So he got up from his seat cause his heart skipped a beat [02:47.10]It was time to change his day [02:48.77]He knew just the thing to say [02:50.66]He said hey [02:52.21]She said hey [02:53.89]He said hey [02:57.99]He said sorry to interrupt [03:00.96]Robert walked back to his seat [03:02.50]As he accepted his defeat [03:04.29]Then he finished up his beer [03:06.03]As he lost all of his cheer [03:07.55]Then he felt the hand upon his shoulder [03:09.53]As the air grew even colder [03:11.12]She said before he drank another [03:13.23]Sorry about what happened with my brother [03:15.93]I thought that was your man [03:17.60]It's just my brother Dan [03:20.49]Hey Dan [03:22.06]Hey man [03:23.01]So he got right up off of his chair [03:24.93]Then he ran his fingers through her hair and [03:40.25]There was a lonely guy named Robert [03:42.06]Who was feeling kind of down [03:43.82]So he got himself a beer [03:45.19]And he sat there with a frown [03:47.25]His girlfriend just broke up with him that day [03:49.75]But things will be okay