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[02:27.15]你瞓到咁晏
[02:29.01]定然造反
[02:32.75]冇振作懒得太交関
[02:38.49]你有教过我
[02:40.38]一切说话
[02:43.90]我永远记得
[02:46.36]冇学懒呱啰
[02:49.45]吓睡到咁晏
[02:50.94]仲话唔懒
[02:51.95]呐你听住啊
[02:53.25]哦
[02:54.09]听日就系
[02:54.91]我阿爹生日
[02:55.98]哦
[02:56.43]而家我要送礼
[02:57.68]返屋企先
[02:58.65]听日你记得嚟
[02:59.98]同外父拜寿喇
[03:01.47]哦啊哎呀哦咪住
[03:06.08]乜嘢呀
[03:07.12]咴哟你哋嗰条村
[03:10.10]好多屋嘅
[03:12.18]我都唔知外父
[03:14.11]住系你边间添
[03:15.76]唔记得啰
[03:17.06]我经已整定咗
[03:18.56]一扎竹签俾你
[03:20.24]听日你来到
[03:21.40]村口之后
[03:22.74]由第一间屋起
[03:24.71]哦
[03:25.70]每间屋门口插一枝
[03:27.96]枝
[03:28.97]一直插到最后嗰枝
[03:30.88]嗰枝
[03:31.47]你睇见门口
[03:32.59]有对大灯笼嗰间
[03:33.89]就系呱啦
[03:34.86]就系呱啦
[03:36.41]得啦得啦
[03:38.73]哦咪住外父个样
[03:43.40]又唔记得咗
[03:44.95]点样个啰啵
[03:45.92]哎吔穿长衫
[03:47.72]有须嗰个
[03:48.67]就系你外父啦
[03:49.95]嗰个就系外父
[03:51.14]呐你见到佢之后
[03:52.82]就话恭喜外父你
[03:54.43]年年有今日
[03:55.41]岁岁有今朝
[03:56.70]朝
[03:57.12]知吗
[03:57.34]知啦
[03:57.88]哎吔你咁鬼吝尽
[03:58.94]讲一次俾我听呀
[04:00.23]哎吔唔信得人
[04:01.96]又要我讲过呐
[04:03.96]着长衫嘅有须嗰个
[04:06.91]就系外父啦
[04:08.77]嘿哦得喇呱
[04:11.38]呐三姐系唔系
[04:12.75]我记得嗮个啰
[04:14.54]憨就得啦
[04:16.11]呐我行先啦
[04:17.41]哦
[04:29.57]游游诳
[04:31.97]着件蓝布旧长衫
[04:35.70]太摇大摆真生猛
[04:39.88]哎哟
[04:41.75]到处游游诳哎哟
[04:47.75]一间屋插一枝竹簪
[04:52.35]哎哟
[04:54.05]见一间插一间
[05:00.26]实情有乜嘢难
[05:04.46]哎哟
[05:06.48]插咗呢一间
[05:09.20]又插咗嗰一间
[05:12.59]绝无艰难
[05:16.94]哎哟
[05:18.80]哗系唔得唔得
[05:20.77]喂点解只脚
[05:22.04]痛痛啲呢喂呵
[05:25.43]唔多惯对鞋太硬
[05:31.41]着起真正难行
[05:35.35]我惊将时间阻晏
[05:41.59]急急脚快转弯
[05:44.82]搅到我几乎掼
[05:49.09]实在细小咁硬嚟踭
[05:55.10]迫的对脚冤冤
[05:57.57]痛痛真唔惯
[06:03.93]哗讲吓讲吓
[06:06.43]又痛啰又脚痛
[06:08.77]着枝竹簪嚟插喔
[06:11.24]插到几时插完嘅
[06:13.36]唔系喇不如打孖插
[06:15.62]憨呀快快脆脆
[06:17.08]插嗮佢啰呵
[06:18.37]仲话我呆老嚟嘻
[06:23.11]啊冇错啦系呢间
[06:25.99]嗰个门口挂住个
[06:27.73]大灯笼
[06:28.69]系喇呢度系喇
[06:30.36]直入啰
[06:32.06]啊呢个有须呱啦
[06:34.88]三姐都话
[06:36.15]有须就系外父啦
[06:37.91]呢个梗系喇
[06:39.20]嘿嘻外父外父
[06:42.91]哦系唔系
[06:44.55]又唔记得过呢
[06:46.14]记得番
[06:47.30]恭喜呀外父
[06:48.65]恭喜你年年有今日
[06:50.90]岁岁有今朝
[06:53.03]喂你话乜嘢话
[06:55.45]岂有此理
[06:56.50]我掌个你把嘴
[06:57.93]哗哎哟哎哟哟唏
[07:00.50]做乜嘢起嚟
[07:01.92]我嚟同你拜寿
[07:03.27]你做乜籍口
[07:04.44]打起我嚟呀
[07:05.53]打你抵打
[07:07.89]仲话抵打
[07:10.22]你傻的太过交関
[07:13.02]蠢的太过凄惨
[07:15.31]人家系住开谨丧
[07:17.80]你当人哋生日办
[07:20.30]明明挂起对蓝灯笼
[07:23.66]点解你咁唔大眼呢
[07:26.49]系咁就撞大板
[07:29.11]错到冇得扳
[07:31.48]老伯你一定系
[07:33.42]见识多吃盐多过
[07:36.57]我吃饭喇
[07:38.08]唔该你教一教我呢
[07:40.70]要点讲至咁呢嘿
[07:44.01]你应该劝人
[07:45.84]咪伤心你话人死
[07:48.27]就如嗑埋眼
[07:50.46]眼
[07:51.04]老人归老世
[07:53.05]世
[07:53.62]死咗仲安闲
[07:55.70]闲
[07:56.27]福寿得全归
[07:58.26]归
[07:58.83]唔好偷偷喊
[08:00.97]何况人死如灯灭
[08:03.79]喊亦都喊唔番憨话
[08:07.80]哗要憨读呀
[08:09.44]哦原来要咁讲
[08:11.01]至啱嘅
[08:12.93]阿呆佬呀
[08:14.98]我睇你梗系想
[08:16.46]同你外父戴老爷
[08:17.99]拜寿顶喇吓嘛
[08:19.49]唔记得乜老爷咯
[08:22.10]戴老爷
[08:23.06]嘿我怕呀你喇
[08:24.39]我话俾你听
[08:25.59]一直行到去街尾
[08:27.46]挂起对红灯笼嗰间
[08:29.41]就系喇知嘛
[08:30.77]哦唔该嗮喇啰
[08:32.78]唔使喇
[08:33.65]得闲请嚟坐吓
[08:35.18]又保你大呀
[08:38.47]哗街尾都好远吓咯
[08:42.01]哗只脚又痛呢哎吔
[08:47.04]哎呀到啦系啰冇错
[08:52.39]门口挂对红色灯笼
[08:55.00]唔会错啰
[08:56.06]直入去得啰
[08:58.03]哗哎吔
[08:59.18]哎吔乜你乜你
[09:02.56]咁吝尽呱
[09:03.42]掼亲啊
[09:04.21]系门槛高呀
[09:05.30]咁迟至嚟嘅
[09:06.42]快啲同外父拜寿啦
[09:08.04]哦得喇得我晓喇
[09:10.64]嘿恭喜外父
[09:13.26]贺喜外父
[09:14.88]喔得啦得啦哈
[09:22.72]呀呀呜
[09:24.50]你唔好咁伤心
[09:26.39]做乜阿茂
[09:27.67]你唔好偷偷喊呀
[09:30.91]人死犹如嗑埋眼咋
[09:35.72]老人归老世
[09:37.81]死咗仲安闲
[09:39.99]乜你份人憨讲呱
[09:41.74]难得福寿全归
[09:44.27]忧怨叹
[09:46.68]何况人死就如灯灭
[09:49.70]喊亦都喊唔番
[09:52.38]哦哎依外父呀
[09:56.78]你死落阴曹
[10:00.31]最好就去卖咸鸭蛋
[10:06.32]咦
[10:07.60]又做乜嘢嗻
[10:09.06]你癫的交関
[10:10.36]懵的交関
[10:11.69]满口胡言
[10:12.92]你呢份人傻得太惨
[10:16.74]哗
[10:20.88]做乜外父你忽然
[10:23.44]好似个黑面圆炭
[10:28.70]哎吔阿茂
[10:29.96]唉你哋做乜嘢呀
[10:31.80]点点解你噏霾嗮哋
[10:33.36]咁嘅说话
[10:34.20]到到底边个
[10:35.27]教你讲嘅
[10:35.96]哦系你教个啰喔
[10:38.30]只意你教就弊喇
[10:40.39]头先个有须嘅伯伯
[10:42.33]教我嘅
[10:43.28]佢话憨讲就咁个喇
[10:45.15]哎地我真系
[10:46.26]俾你激死我喇
[10:47.33]乜嘢啫
[10:48.16]等我教过你
[10:49.32]又教我
[10:49.77]你一阵霾去
[10:50.60]讲你阿爹
[10:51.38]样样都加个寿字
[10:52.74]憨就冇撞板咯嘞
[10:54.50]去啦
[10:55.17]哦又要讲过
[10:56.82]样样加个寿字
[10:58.17]系唔系呀
[10:58.91]好声啲讲呀
[11:00.15]你大早又唔讲明
[11:01.54]入去的啰
[11:02.39]好容易嗻
[11:03.23]嘻外父啊
[11:05.98]晤
[11:06.37]我又同你拜过寿喇
[11:10.21]恭恭喜你
[11:11.52]福如东海呐
[11:14.28]恭恭喜你
[11:15.48]寿比大南山
[11:18.58]哎
[11:19.49]恭喜你吃完寿桃
[11:23.20]就湧起成舊嘅寿痰
[11:26.96]乜嘢乜嘢
[11:28.57]好咧
[11:29.35]嗰阵你冤起
[11:30.88]嗰副寿容
[11:32.58]仲突起双寿眼
[11:35.70]饮霾杯寿酒
[11:38.33]就命都怕冇得扳
[11:40.81]阿茂
[11:41.60]话吓佢啦
[11:42.83]着起嗰件寿衣
[11:45.67]加霾副寿板啦
[11:48.78]就成个寿头寿脑
[11:51.22]一世都俾人弹
[11:54.08]哎吔做乜嘢呢你
[11:57.03]啋大吉利是
[11:59.81]妹夫乜你憨讲呱
[12:01.44]乜又唔啱啊
[12:02.68]正识污气百忌
[12:04.02]弃
[12:05.04]我点知咁多啊
[12:08.39]你越讲越糊涂
[12:11.16]气的我吹须和碌眼
[12:14.78]我俾你有心嚟混闹
[12:18.83]立意向我为难
[12:21.94]今日系阿爹嘅寿辰
[12:25.25]喂岂容你咁拌爛呀
[12:28.70]系呀
[12:29.53]居然咁胆大
[12:32.77]你把口都冇摭拦
[12:36.14]睇见你副尊容
[12:39.87]当堂都要喷饭呀
[12:43.54]唔通你食懵咗
[12:46.83]喉咙塞住啖寒痰
[12:49.96]吓
[12:50.59]冇寒痰呀
[12:51.65]啊点解你做人
[12:53.28]做的咁痴呆
[12:55.19]教极唔听兼撞板
[13:02.25]喂襟兄呀
[13:03.88]啊
[13:04.50]你睇嗰只傻佬
[13:05.76]懵口懵面咁喔
[13:07.48]嘿
[13:08.16]喂我哋夹霾
[13:09.29]撚化佢都好喔
[13:10.84]好吓好吓
[13:12.07]好喔
[13:12.31]喂我哋唔好
[13:13.54]俾酒佢饮
[13:14.23]唔好俾饭佢食
[13:15.49]等佢流下口水至得
[13:17.04]嚟嚟我哋大家饮杆
[13:19.07]干杯
[13:21.28]我我我冇杯喔
[13:24.34]大家干杯恭贺泰山
[13:31.09]饮
[13:32.00]福比天高禄与星灿
[13:38.91]我上前奉美酒
[13:42.78]恭祝寿诞痛饮一杯
[13:49.39]饮
[13:50.35]畅聚到通宵达旦
[13:53.77]人人畅饮
[13:57.11]有个傻人恨到起痰
[14:02.89]呢呢有个大只三
[14:07.86]喉咙有啖痰
[14:11.56]周身笨相想话喊
[14:14.70]嘿
[14:15.67]佢怨错嚟食呢一餐
[14:20.76]佢惨过罚坐监
[14:23.20]惨过罚坐监
[14:25.59]佢想吃白饭亦难办
[14:30.78]一于小理
[14:32.02]一于由佢吃白饭
[14:34.53]我哋大家叹
[14:36.52]大家叹猛笑一番
[14:42.12]人哋有人哋
[14:45.44]我哋大众真系叹
[14:49.73]猛笑一番
[14:53.37]大家干杯恭贺泰山
[15:00.06]我冇杯哦
[15:01.38]福比天高
[15:04.81]寿与星灿
[15:07.92]哈
[15:09.91]饮杯
[15:10.68]唉两位家姐
[15:12.54]三妹
[15:13.42]两位姐夫
[15:19.88]何须讥讽与相刮
[15:24.83]夫婿痴呆多冒犯
[15:30.56]还希恕谅
[15:34.73]你哋莫为难
[15:40.59]份属恩亲
[15:45.92]休施白眼
[15:50.81]幸无挑拨
[15:55.35]故意兴起波澜
[16:10.08]虽知欺负愚弄
[16:15.65]同受世人指骂
[16:29.54]吓人吓人
[16:30.98]三妹我哋不过
[16:32.91]同阿妹夫开吓
[16:34.28]玩笑嘅
[16:35.32]吓
[16:35.48]憨你使乜咁认真嘅
[16:38.26]系呀
[16:39.33]使乜咁认真呀
[16:42.91]三姐三姐
[16:44.91]我好肚饿呀三姐
[16:47.84]饿到我手揗脚震
[16:50.83]好凄惨
[16:52.32]饿到我牙较都梗霾
[16:55.21]想话喊
[16:58.62]又俾酒人饮
[16:59.97]又唔俾饭我食
[17:01.35]系唔系想饥死人呀
[17:03.29]阿茂
[17:03.90]我唔济我唔济
[17:05.63]鬼叫你傻傻更更
[17:08.68]撞正板
[17:10.84]教而未变令我心淡
[17:15.98]一日都系你
[17:17.13]自己唔争气
[17:17.95]有乜嘢好讲呢
[17:19.21]外父系想害死人呀
[17:23.96]你哋咁黑心要受弹
[17:28.70]保佑你哋全家
[17:31.31]个个都发鸡盲
[17:33.71]啋啋过你呀
[17:35.97]大吉利是
[17:37.22]系呀
[17:38.07]正一好噏唔噏呀
[17:39.62]快啲吐口水讲过
[17:42.21]你哋眼瘫瘫
[17:44.54]我就笑开颜
[17:47.42]鬼叫你咁衰
[17:49.85]抵你跌落潭
[17:53.05]唏真系岂有此理呀
[17:59.52]语无论次确烦
[18:04.99]扰乱寿堂真放胆
[18:11.52]目无尊长太冥顽
[18:17.90]即速离开无怠慢
[18:28.65]弃真系
[18:29.84]越睇越眼冤
[18:31.07]你两个快哋扯呀
[18:33.48]哟你唔赶
[18:35.50]我都扯个喇
[18:38.14]嫁夫愚处却为难
[18:43.79]饱受欺凌涂怨叹
[18:50.19]多留此地更无颜
[18:56.39]及早回家免遭白眼
[19:05.71]阿茂
[19:06.64]啊
[19:07.18]我哋址喇
[19:09.32]三妹
[19:10.40]呢呢点扯嗻
[19:12.02]我而家饿到脚都
[19:14.02]软霾唔会行呱喇
[19:16.09]行唔郁呱
[19:17.19]阿茂你乖啦
[19:19.59]我锡番你一啖
[19:21.91]你听我话啦吓
[19:24.85]嘻你锡咗我
[19:27.30]又成个精神咗
[19:28.79]康慷个啫你锡过
[19:30.99]憨就实行
[19:32.56]唔饮佢呢一餐呀
[19:37.22]宁愿返归炒冷饭啫
[19:43.53]冇酒冇肉几唔闲呀
[19:49.30]嘻只要三姐
[19:51.22]你锡我我就开心
[19:53.52]我阿茂做人
[19:55.47]都好颈硬
[19:59.79]外父
[20:02.86]我点算嚟拜你呀
[20:04.84]躝啦躝啦
[20:06.38]走喇茂
[20:13.47]唉
[20:22.88]千拣万拣
[20:24.47]拣个傻女婿
[20:26.82]真系越思越想
[20:29.38]越心烦