george formby《Why Don t Women Like Me?》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:05.72]Now  I know I'm not handsome [00:08.49]No good looks or wealth [00:10.75]But the girls I chase say my plain face [00:13.55]Will compromise their health [00:15.87]Now  I know fellahs worse than me [00:18.55]Bow-legged and boss-eyed [00:21.30]Walking out with lovely women [00:23.79]Clinging to their side [00:26.14]Now  if women like them like men like those [00:29.02]Why don't women like me [00:31.58]Look at Empress Josephine [00:33.23]The most attractive woman that ever was seen [00:36.78]Yet Napoleon  short and fat [00:39.32]Captivates a lovely looking girl like that [00:41.76]Now  if women like them like men like those [00:44.65]Why don't women like me  hey-hey [00:47.19]Why don't women like me [00:49.54]Last night I went out walking [00:51.74]My intentions were to click [00:54.55]But the sights I saw while walking out [00:57.22]They nearly made me sick [00:59.77]I saw a lot of lovely girls [01:02.47]Attractive little dears [01:05.35]Arm in arm with ugly men [01:07.53]With cauliflower ears [01:10.25]Well  if women like them like men like those [01:12.88]Why don't women like me [01:15.78]What can the attraction be [01:18.44]That's the thing that always starts to worry me [01:21.00]Although I haven't got a bean [01:23.56]I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen [01:26.13]Well  if women like them like men like those [01:29.02]Why don't women like me  hey-hey [01:31.68]Why don't women like me [01:33.97]Now  I went on my holidays [01:36.78]Down to the gay seaside [01:39.66]I saw a lot of things there [01:42.17]Being hidden by the tide [01:44.62]The way the women jumped around [01:46.77]The men there in the sea [01:50.05]Made me think that there [01:51.70]Is still a good chance left for me [01:55.21]'Cause if women like them like men like those [01:58.08]Why don't women like me [02:00.68]Of all the shapes and sizes there [02:03.34]I've got a chance of clicking yet  I do declare [02:05.74]Oh  I don't want to be a nark [02:08.59]I saw a lot of things below the water mark [02:11.12]Well  if women like them like men like those [02:13.96]Why don't women like me  hey-hey [02:16.71]Why don't women like me [02:42.28]Well  if women like them like men like those [02:45.11]Why don't women like me [02:47.67]Take Lord Nelson with one limb [02:50.02]Lady William Hamilton  she fell for him [02:52.81]With one eye and one arm gone west [02:55.52]She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest [02:58.20]Well  if women like them like men like those [03:00.62]Why don't women like me  hey-hey [03:03.61]Why don't women like me