Tom Lehrer《Lobachevsky》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:00.58]For many years now mr danny kaye [00:02.39]Who has been my particular idol since childbirth [00:04.70]Has been doing a routine about the great russian director [00:11.19]Stanislavsky and the secret of success in the actiofession [00:14.56]And i thought it would be interesting to stea [00:16.26]To adapt this idea to the field of mathematics [00:19.43]To there to make explicit [00:22.11]I always like to make explicit the fact that before [00:24.61]I went off not too long ago to figh [00:26.89]The trenches i was a mathematician by profession [00:31.88]I don't like people to get the idea that [00:33.85]I have to do this for a living [00:37.40]I mean it isn't as though i had to do this you know [00:40.04]I could be making [00:40.67]Oh 3000 dollars a year just teaching [00:50.26]Be that as it may [00:51.09]Some of you may have had occasion to [00:52.40]Run into mathematicians and to wonder therefore how they got that way [00:56.20]And here [00:58.99]In partial explanation perhaps [01:00.94]Is the story of the great [01:02.05]Ian mathematician nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky [01:10.00]Who made me the genius i am today [01:12.30]The mathematician that others all quote [01:14.82]Who's the professor that made me that way [01:17.32]The greatest that ever got chalk on his coat [01:20.18]One man deserves the credit [01:22.44]One man deserves the blame [01:24.02]And nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name [01:26.86]Hi [01:27.39]Nicolai ivanovich lobach [01:29.64]I am never forget the day i first meet the great lobachevsky [01:33.81]In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics [01:37.48]Plagiarize [01:39.57]Plagiarize [01:41.36]Let no one else's work evade your eyes [01:44.42]Remember why the good lord made your eyes [01:46.45]So don't shade your eyes [01:47.91]But plagiarize plagiarize plagiarize [01:51.30]Only be sure always to call it please 'research' [01:55.29]And ever since i meet this man [01:57.28]My life is not the same [01:58.84]And nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name [02:01.41]Hi [02:02.01]Nicolai ivanovich lobach [02:03.79]I am never forget the day i am given first original paper [02:07.13]To write it was on analytic and algebraic topology of [02:11.09]Locally euclidean parameterization of infinitely differentiable [02:13.92]Riemannian manifold [02:14.50]Bozhe moi [02:17.23]This i know from nothing [02:20.85]But i think of great lobachevsky and get idea ahah [02:24.98]I have a friend in minsk [02:27.43]Who has a friend in pinsk [02:29.35]Whose friend in omsk [02:30.37]Has friend in tomsk [02:31.21]With friend in akmolinsk [02:32.90]His friend in alexandrovsk [02:34.50]Has friend in petropavlovsk [02:36.11]Whose friend somehow [02:37.11]Is solving now [02:37.94]The problem in dnepropetrovsk [02:39.64]And when his work is done [02:41.52]Ha ha begins the fun [02:43.25]From dnepropetrovsk [02:44.24]To petropavlovsk [02:44.98]By way of iliysk [02:45.65]And novorossiysk [02:46.49]To alexandrovsk to akmolinsk [02:47.67]To tomsk to omsk [02:48.55]To pinsk to minsk [02:49.46]To me the news will run [02:51.38]Yes to me the news will run [02:54.32]And then i write [02:58.04]By morning night [02:59.38]And afternoon [03:00.29]And pretty soon [03:01.19]My name in dnepropetrovsk is cursed [03:03.52]When he finds out i publish first [03:05.93]And who made me a big success [03:08.66]And brought me wealth and fame [03:10.25]Nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name [03:13.06]Hi [03:13.53]Nicolai ivanovich lobach [03:14.87]I am never forget the day my first book is published [03:19.97]Every chapter i stole from somewhere else [03:23.38]Index i copy from old vladivostok telephone directory [03:28.84]This book [03:29.46]This book was sensational [03:31.05]Pravda well pravda pravda said russian double-talk [03:34.67]It stinks [03:37.86]But izvestia izvestia said russian double-talk [03:42.52]It stinks [03:44.89]Metro goldwyn moskva buys movie rights for six million rubles [03:51.04]Changing title to 'the eternal triangle' [03:55.61]With brigitte bardot playing part of hypotenuse [04:00.72]And who deserves the credit [04:02.45]And who deserves the blame [04:04.22]Nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky is his name [04:09.98]Hi [04:10.56]Lobachevsky (Live) - Tom Lehrer