Ylvis《Jan Egeland》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:17.48]Gray hair  glasses  suitcase [00:24.96]Humble  clever [00:29.21]Constantly working for peace [00:31.96]Uganda  Congo [00:36.01]And the Oslo treaty plan [00:41.56]Oh my God  what a plan [00:45.31]Not as famous as Gahr Støre [00:48.67]Not a daddy's boy like Jens [00:52.42]But when handgrenades are flying [00:55.79]There's just one man you can trust [00:59.16]When there's war and all is hell [01:02.59]Send in Jan Egeland [01:06.21]The United Nations superhero man [01:13.63]Mad dictator with a gun [01:17.07]Send in Jan Egeland [01:20.94]Oh how I wish  I was Jan Egeland [01:29.73]Blue eyes  firm hands  nice legs [01:36.73]Clean shaved body [01:41.59]Drinking his proteinshakes [01:44.15]Spray-tan  skin cream [01:48.83]And buttocks like he was eighteen [01:53.83]He's a peacekeeping machine [01:57.32]And he stares  into the mirror [02:01.00]Flexing muscles in the night [02:04.31]And says "Boy  I think you're ready [02:07.93]To protect some human rights" [02:11.17]When there's war and all is hell [02:14.73]Bring in Jan Egeland [02:18.47]The United Nations Superhero man [02:25.89]He plays golf with Kofi Annan [02:29.52]And looks at maps with George Cloon [02:33.95]Oh how I wish  I was Jan Egeland [03:09.58]When he's sad he goes to funerals [03:13.26]In unusually heavy rain [03:16.69]Large amounts of water in his face [03:20.56]But it cannot hide his pain [03:23.81]He breaks down just like a homo [03:27.36]And starts crying just like a girl [03:31.23]But I guess you can cry and still be a man [03:34.98]If your dayjob is saving the world [03:39.71]When there's war and all is hell [03:43.28]Send in Jan Egeland [03:46.90]He's a macho musclepumping crying God [03:54.26]If there's one man you should trust [03:57.81]It is the Janny-boy [04:01.56]Oh how I wish  I was Jan Egeland