MAMUSUONA《我们俩郭顶》[MP3_LRC]

[00:00.00]90听音乐网 www.90T8.com  [00:00.35]话说在明朝时期 [00:02.41]有一位富绅 [00:03.73]有房有地 [00:04.89]有钱有势 [00:06.21]有才学 [00:07.31]有名望 [00:08.25]有儿有女 [00:09.49]日子过得逍遥自在 [00:11.71]人人羡慕 [00:13.15]美中不足的是 [00:14.59]富绅的儿子呢 [00:15.79]智力低下 [00:16.77]傻里傻气 [00:18.09]有一天 [00:19.21]有一位世郊前来拜访他 [00:21.73]多年未见 [00:22.81]这位世郊的千金啊 [00:24.31]已经到了婚嫁的年龄 [00:26.68]为了锻炼儿子的待客之道 [00:29.38]并借此机会呢 [00:30.96]向世郊推销一下儿子 [00:33.32]好让两家共结秦晋之好 [00:37.56]富身决定让儿子代自己招待这位世郊 [00:41.02]还特意教了他几句话 [00:43.56]如果世伯问你 [00:45.16]咱家那棵桂花树怎么没了 [00:47.44]你就说 [00:48.48]让我砍了麦了 [00:50.26]如果世伯问你 [00:52.06]咱们家的宅院怎么这么凌乱啊 [00:54.80]你就说 [00:55.76]兵荒马乱 [00:56.86]糟蹋了 [00:58.00]如果世伯问你 [00:59.49]咱家钱粮怎么这么多呀 [01:01.74]你就说 [01:02.64]爹妈辛辛苦苦挣的 [01:04.94]如果他问你 [01:06.20]你怎么如此聪明伶俐 [01:08.46]你就说 [01:09.32]那当然 [01:10.44]我们家世代都是糟蹋 [01:12.44]嗯嗯 [01:13.87]你知道了吗 [01:16.45]于是啊 [01:17.53]儿子遵照父命去招待这位世伯 [01:20.71]世伯一进门呢 [01:21.83]就问 [01:23.23]世侄啊 [01:24.47]你的父亲呢 [01:26.45]他儿子说 [01:27.67]让我砍了麦了 [01:29.41]世伯一听 [01:30.55]嘿 [01:31.03]这哪儿跟哪儿啊 [01:32.61]接着问 [01:33.51]你母亲呢 [01:35.15]儿子回答说 [01:36.57]兵荒马乱 [01:37.61]糟蹋了 [01:38.59]哎呦干 [01:40.48]世伯越来越糊涂了 [01:42.28]又问 [01:43.16]你们家门前的马粪怎么这么多呀 [01:47.50]儿子一脸骄傲的说 [01:49.62]爹妈辛辛苦苦挣的 [01:52.22]世伯听了 [01:53.18]驴头不对马嘴 [01:54.52]生气的问 [01:55.56]你怎么这么说呢 [01:58.25]孩子还得意的说 [01:59.95]那当然 [02:01.05]我们家世代都是如此 [02:04.03]oh no 哎呦 [02:06.02]这孩子真的是